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OMG, this is retarded.

A freaking milk maid?? Moo, come here bossie... my flaming arse.

Ok, it is a monkey making opp, and watch the price plummet. I hope we get it only off of dead animals, as in a harvest. I hate milking cows, they poop all over your boots.

Brisc, you best make sure that ya don't try and milk a bull.I know -Master Squat leaders need to keep the lil cubbies in milk and cookies, but this is silly.

This is an outrage, but why am I laffing so **edit** hard??

JB

Dead,

It's not that they're flooding the market with high price items because they items are high priced. It's because they're rare.

The reason they're high priced in the first place is because they're rare. Not because there's anything special about 'em.

JB - I'll make sure that all my little squad followers have lots of milk.

B

Will the Herbivores aggro you after you milk them?

That would kind of make sense to me, because these are wild animals you're talking about. Even milking something like a Domesticated Eopie should probably aggro the hermit owner, who wouldn't take kindly to a drive by milking.

I'm just curious if this has been mentioned.

Elec,

I don't know exactly how this is being implemented, simply that it is.

GreenMarine and I talked about this a VERY long time ago - like in July.

But we just got confirmation that it's going in with the Chef changes.

I'll see if I can get more info for you guys.

B

"Will the Herbivores aggro you after you milk them?"

Now what would be cool would be if the domesticated creatures would not aggro, while the wild ones would.

But as DeltaXi65 said, no more info has been released concerning the actual implementation.

Darth,

It's gonna be BE stealthly like from what I understand.

Can't hardly milk a dead cow, can you?

B

that would be very odd if how we approach determines if we get hit. i can just picture a gaggle of Master Scouts standing stock still trying not to laugh when a novice goes and tries to milk from behind.

*shows picture of hoof indent on a bothan's snout*

Got really bad news guys,

I really hate to disappoint you all but, no, you won't be able to milk the males.

Woot!

I didn't get any monkey making opportunities, butI got some monkey milking opportunities!

Close, right?

B

i don't want to milk monkeys, somebody help stop this horrible future tragedy

ah just a jk

i'm a ranger and poor so i'll pretty much take any monkey making opportunity

I swear it only happened that one time!!!

not my fault i can't tell what a male goat looks like!