Ranger Archive
Thread: From the Obituary thingy in Virrago's Weekly Picks.
Noghrilover wrote:
I would like to see videos of all of these. It would make it even more funny than just reading it.
i just want to see a Rancor crammed into an X-Wing.
Oreet wrote:
Noghrilover wrote:
I would like to see videos of all of these. It would make it even more funny than just reading it.
i just want to see a Rancor crammed into an X-Wing.
Nah... too difficult, just surgically implant a pair of ion engines and the solar panels on the side.. .and then youve got a flying tie fighter with teeth.
Phenix1050 wrote:
Hmmm...it seems somebody killed Virrago and GarVa:
The Empire is pleased to announce the extermination of the notorious rebels Virrago and GarVa, who 8 days ago were viciously crushed in a trash compactor by a snow stormtrooper. This incident occurred in a spaceport on the planet Naboo. The deceased were reported to have shouted "I'm your father!" just before expiring. Virrago and GarVa were reportedly accompanied by a chatty protocol droid who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will declare a new Imperial holiday called "We Killed the Rebels Day".
so was Virrago or Garva the father of the Trash Compactor?
Oreet wrote:
so was Virrago or Garva the father of the Trash Compactor?
maybe they both were
Oreet wrote:
Phenix1050 wrote:
Hmmm...it seems somebody killed Virrago and GarVa:
The Empire is pleased to announce the extermination of the notorious rebels Virrago and GarVa, who 8 days ago were viciously crushed in a trash compactor by a snow stormtrooper. This incident occurred in a spaceport on the planet Naboo. The deceased were reported to have shouted "I'm your father!" just before expiring. Virrago and GarVa were reportedly accompanied by a chatty protocol droid who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will declare a new Imperial holiday called "We Killed the Rebels Day".
so was Virrago or Garva the father of the Trash Compactor?
Perhaps Garva was shouting it to Virrago (you know, a dying wrods kind of thing!).
Phenix1050 wrote:
Oreet wrote:
so was Virrago or Garva the father of the Trash Compactor?
maybe they both were
I PM'ed them both the URL to this, so hopefully they'll stop by and clear up who was the father.
AgonThalia wrote:
oh no...
maybe they're clones... and the father issue is more of a DNA thing... or like Fry, who is his own grandfather.
in either situation, there's some very strange science going on here.
Science? Bah, i don't believe in all that science mumbo-jumbo.
AgonThalia wrote:
mmmmmmm tasty mumbo gumbo.
yeah, what he said.
hmm, i gotta make some gumbo sometime 
Phenix1050 wrote:Hmmm...it seems somebody killed Virrago and GarVa:
The
Empire is pleased to announce the extermination of the notorious rebels
Virrago and GarVa, who 8 days ago were viciously crushed in a trash
compactor by a snow stormtrooper. This incident occurred in a
spaceport on the planet Naboo. The deceased were reported to have
shouted "I'm your father!" just before expiring. Virrago and
GarVa were reportedly accompanied by a chatty protocol droid who fled
the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will
declare a new Imperial holiday called "We Killed the Rebels Day".
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Virrago wrote:
Phenix1050 wrote:Hmmm...it seems somebody killed Virrago and GarVa:
The Empire is pleased to announce the extermination of the notorious rebels Virrago and GarVa, who 8 days ago were viciously crushed in a trash compactor by a snow stormtrooper. This incident occurred in a spaceport on the planet Naboo. The deceased were reported to have shouted "I'm your father!" just before expiring. Virrago and GarVa were reportedly accompanied by a chatty protocol droid who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will declare a new Imperial holiday called "We Killed the Rebels Day".
R0FLC0PTeRS!!!
You started it, lol.