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Thread: The History of Ranger
Owen-Lars
Wed Dec 08, 2004 9:34 am
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Patient: SolrFlare
Case: The History Of Ranger
Message Edited by Owen-Lars on 12-08-2004 04:37 PM
Ryutek
Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:31 pm
#16
DocSavag wrote:
Very nice. And accurate. Calc is indeed insane. I have stories....
From what I've seen all of you are insane
(Yep, I'm the only sane one, the voices in my head assure me)Very nice read and well written. I have to add 5 stars
LordMaxx
Wed Dec 08, 2004 12:49 pm
#17
Very nice post, Two pistols waaay up...but dont think that the war against the garment is over...it will never be over until those "things" are purged from the system and auto changed into camo-pants in a grand Database wipe...I hope its part of the CU! 
DocSavag
Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:14 pm
#18
SolrFlare wrote:Well Calc, there were many strange rumors regarding your death, and I merely chose the one that most historians agree is the most likely. Other possibilities include:- You were kidnapped by the spies, dragged to the Hotpants Kingdom, and wedgied to death with hotpants(that kingdom's most popular form of execution). However this is unlikely as I somehow doubt the Hotpants Kingdom would have been quiet about it.- That you really were not killed, instead you cammo'd a servant to look like you while you escaped to continue the fight via an underground movement. This is certainly possible, but also unlikely as your bodywere positively indentified by multiple people and surely the cammo would have broken after the third viewing.Glad everyone liked the post. Perhaps someday I'll fill it in with other tales I was forced to skip since it was starting to run long; like the Kreetle Plague of '03, the Rise and Fall of the heinous Holocron cult, how N'raas the great brought an end to the dark practice of Rescuemancy which was used to steal the souls of hapless npcs, and many more.And thanks for labeling me as insane....I think *shifts his eyes*
Personally I think you missed the real story. Calc fled his kingdom to avoid a scandal involving someone named Pebbles....
Cryos_Merovingian
Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:29 pm
#19
"Driven mad by denied power, he stripped bare and ran through a spawn of angry Krayts screaming "You can't see me!" and was quickly devoured."
Good god that was funny. Made me laugh right out loud at work. As a newer ranger, I appreciate the history lesson too!
5* for you.
Good god that was funny. Made me laugh right out loud at work. As a newer ranger, I appreciate the history lesson too!
5* for you.
Owen-Lars
Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:29 pm
#20
"a scandal involving someone named Pebbles...."
LOL!
IMO Calc died to save the rangers he cared about,selflessly ending his own life to take on a higher fight in the heavens with God Greenmarine.Whilst Calc fearlessly locked hunting knifes with the god of ranger past,rangers had no leader, H**tpants cursed the lands with fear and acute blindness and a dark shadow of filled the lands. Then came a faint whisper from the east (England) of an hier to the throne of the mighty ranger kindom going by the name of The Lost Ranger.Will this hier take up the throne and lead the rangers out of darkness and to true glory in the name of all those that have come before him? Or succumb to the great developer nerfbat?
Creaturetaimer
Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:43 pm
#23
Owen-Lars wrote:
"a scandal involving someone named Pebbles...."
LOL!
IMO Calc died to save the rangers he cared about,selflessly ending his own life to take on a higher fight in the heavens with God Greenmarine.Whilst Calc fearlessly locked hunting knifes with the god of ranger past,rangers had no leader, H**tpants cursed the lands with fear and acute blindness and a dark shadow of filled the lands. Then came a faint whisper from the east (England) of an hier to the throne of the mighty ranger kindom going by the name of The Lost Ranger.Will this hier take up the throne and lead the rangers out of darkness and to true glory in the name of all those that have come before him? Or succumb to the great developer nerfbat?
Lol so THAT's what they are calling it now.
Obata
Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:36 pm
#24
Calculus_Entropy wrote:
I am not so sure I like getting killed in my sleep.
But, the rest of it was right on!
Even the part about you being young?
Almagill
Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:48 pm
#25
Obata wrote:
Calculus_Entropy wrote:I am not so sure I like getting killed in my sleep.But, the rest of it was right on!Even the part about you being young?
Bit of artistic license there!!
Now, we need the Second Book of Ranger. Yup, you mentioned the Kreetle Invasion and The Rise and fall of the Holocron Cult, don't forget the insidious mounts and the scourge on the planets that is "player cities"
Raaa!!!!
omg, its 3:48? /bo tr for me!
SolrFlare
Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:29 am
#26
Well Calc, there were many strange rumors regarding your death, and I merely chose the one that most historians agree is the most likely. Other possibilities include:
- You were kidnapped by the spies, dragged to the Hotpants Kingdom, and wedgied to death with hotpants(that kingdom's most popular form of execution). However this is unlikely as I somehow doubt the Hotpants Kingdom would have been quiet about it.
- That you really were not killed, instead you cammo'd a servant to look like you while you escaped to continue the fight via an underground movement. This is certainly possible, but also unlikely as your bodywere positively indentified by multiple people and surely the cammo would have broken after the third viewing.
Glad everyone liked the post. Perhaps someday I'll fill it in with other tales I was forced to skip since it was starting to run long; like the Kreetle Plague of '03, the Rise and Fall of the heinous Holocron cult, how N'raas the great brought an end to the dark practice of Rescuemancy which was used to steal the souls of hapless npcs, and many more.
And thanks for labeling me as insane....I think *shifts his eyes*