Merchant Archive
Thread: The Truth™ about Cats & Dogs!
DingoBoi
Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:24 am
#14
Elyssa wrote:
DingoBoi wrote:
Doggie Dupe™? I can categorically deny any Doggie Dupe™ ever took place in my pound. My pack of mutts and mongrels all digging together is what amassed that many bones. Another 'proof' that dogs are industrious and cats are lazy
Wonder if my math got any better... 30000 stacks ofbones / 50 perhole = 600 holes. Does he have 600 holes in his yard? How many visible bones does he have?
I can certainly understand that bones do appreciate in value.. but only to a point. and that appreciation can be negated by a new steak at any point.
Sounds like you're just full of Doggie Dupe™
/coughs hairball
ewww that's just dirty.
However, I can, and shall explain. 30000 stacks ofbones / 50 perhole = 600 holes is the starting point for the common dog. Although threw good fortune, I managed to acquire quite a few high DER (digging extration rate) paws. So first off.. I'm getting 75 bones per hole with a total of only 400 holes. No I don't have 400 holes in my own backyard. That's just silly. My pound puppies go forth and dig holes in other people yards. So you can clearly see th.... *distracted by Bright&Shiny™ object*... so undoubtedly it is possible. Plus it's good tobe friends withthe butcher.
DingoBoi
Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:20 am
#15
Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed... or is that paws?!
SeaRaptor
Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:58 am
#16
I refuse to own a pet moodier than my wife. Therefore, I shall be a dog owner.
DocSavag
Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:17 am
#17
SeaRaptor wrote:I refuse to own a pet moodier than my wife. Therefore, I shall be a dog owner.
* tries to back away from SeaRaptor quietly so his wife doesn't think I'm involved *
Cometinia
Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:42 am
#18
i can see what searaptor means *looks at fiance*
Dog: i wuv you, can i fetch that stick for you..go on..i've been doing this for 5 hours now, it's fun!
Cat: if you wanted the stick so bad why did you throw it away in the first place. you need to bribe me with large quantities of food before i motivate myself to that extent. 5 hours of "Go fetch snookums" isn't going to cut it i'm afraid.
DocSavag
Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:44 am
#19
To be clear it occurs to me that my cat never did really play fetch. What she really did was con me into throwing things so she could chase them.
Elyssa
Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:21 pm
#20
It should also be noted that she only brought them back because your continued participation was a necessary part of her Master Plan™
EnigmaBSc
Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:20 pm
#21
Cats are demanding and Dogs are dumb. Get a Goldfish. They just float there and contemplate higher-dimensional physics.
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Mystyrys
Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:01 pm
#23
My cat brings me presents. Dead mice. Dead crickets. Cat Yak. Hairballs. The stuffed toy Kitty he stole from the baby's crib 9 years ago and no matter how many times I hide it he still finds it...
But he thinks he's a dog too. He comes when he's called, he follows me everywhere, he cries and howls if he's left alone (or thinks he's been left alone),and he waits by the door and jumps all over me when I get home.
He also answers to Stupid, Cat and Get down from there! And he has totallly intimidated my 9 year old son. Poor kid. Backs away if the cat so much as looks at him funny.
My dog. Bleh. An 18 year old poodle my husband won't let me "trade in" on a Golden Retriever puppy.
We had a retriever once that if you said, "Fetch the Kitty!" she'd dash off, find our cat, pick it up in her mouth, bring it to you, drop it at your feet, and hold it down with her paw until you told her to let it go. That was awesome! And strangely, our cat seemed to think it was fun too. He'd smack the dog on the nose as soon as he was released and the chase was on...
*wants a new puppy*
Dimear
Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:26 pm
#24
My dog has 1 billion credits. And another 3 billion units of bone. I have my secrets...
DocSavag
Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:07 pm
#25
Dimear wrote:
My dog has 1 billion credits. And another 3 billion units of bone. I have my secrets...
Lies!
Cafa
Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:36 am
#26
Every day I come home from work, the first to greet me are my four dogs with unabashed love. 
Your boss can crap on you.
Kids can make you crazy.
Road ragers can almost kill you.
But when you walk through that door and see four dogs quivering with excitement to see you again and hoping that you'll just give them a moment's attention in exchange for the most pure love they can offer, you know that all is right in the world, and even a 40 year old can wrestle with a pile of dogs and still have a blast!
Cats, phooey!
Fivo Asia