Merchant Archive
Thread: The Truth™ about Cats & Dogs!
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DingoBoi
Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:15 pm
#1
Dogs Rule! Cats Drool!
This message is a Public Service of DingoCorp™
DingoBoi
Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:10 pm
#2
You are so obviously supporting the Catsploit™. Cat's don't even use skillpoints where everybody other dog has to. It's patently unfair.I immediately call for the dev's to change this.
No catnip for you Catspoiters™
/throws bones
now go fetch'it
Elyssa
Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:23 pm
#3
Fetch?
I think not.
Surely the dog will be more than happy to do it, though.
The Catsploit™ however, is merely the result of a bug (probably brought indoors by the dog) and the developers have never specifically said that it is not allowed.
DingoBoi
Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:13 pm
#4
it obvious that it wasn't intended. Just because the game 'allows' you to do something does not mean it's not an exploit. Cat's just can't rule. It's that simple.
Elyssa
Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:29 pm
#5
While the Catsploit™ may be unethical, it's very obvious to me that you have clearly been rolling around in Doggie Dupe™. There is no way that you could have gathered such a large collection of bones even if you had been digging in the yard 24/7/365!
DingoBoi
Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:38 pm
#6
Doggie Dupe™? I can categorically deny any Doggie Dupe™ ever took place in my pound. My pack of mutts and mongrels all digging together is what amassed that many bones. Another 'proof' that dogs are industrious and cats are lazy
Elyssa wrote:
While the Catsploit™ may be unethical, it's very obvious to me that you have clearly been rolling around in Doggie Dupe™. There is no way that you could have gathered such a large collection of bones even if you had been digging in the yard 24/7/365!
Vastar
Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:39 pm
#7
Elyssa wrote:Fetch?I think not.Surely the dog will be more than happy to do it, though.
I admit, I don't get it. I just wanted to point out that my cat *does* indeed fetch.
Elyssa
Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:52 am
#9
Dogs are servile creatures with little capacity for independant thought.
Cats allow you to serve them because it suits their purposes.
Therefore, it seems to me that it is indeed the cat that rules the household while a dog merely drools on the furniture.
Message Edited by Elyssa on 11-30-2004 02:53 PM
DocSavag
Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:22 am
#10
Vastar wrote:
Elyssa wrote:Fetch?I think not.Surely the dog will be more than happy to do it, though.
I admit, I don't get it. I just wanted to point out that my cat *does* indeed fetch.
My cat used to fetch. Now she just looks at me like I've lost my mind.
Cafa
Wed Dec 01, 2004 9:14 am
#11
But cats make better doormats! Just ask my 4 130+ lb. dogs. 
Fivo Asia
Elyssa
Wed Dec 01, 2004 11:41 am
#13
DingoBoi wrote:
Doggie Dupe™? I can categorically deny any Doggie Dupe™ ever took place in my pound. My pack of mutts and mongrels all digging together is what amassed that many bones. Another 'proof' that dogs are industrious and cats are lazy
Wonder if my math got any better... 30000 stacks ofbones / 50 perhole = 600 holes. Does he have 600 holes in his yard? How many visible bones does he have?
I can certainly understand that bones do appreciate in value.. but only to a point. and that appreciation can be negated by a new steak at any point.
Sounds like you're just full of Doggie Dupe™
/coughs hairball
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