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Thread: [PhUn]What if the Star Wars Movies would have been more like SWG? :)

Coran_Sienar
Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:51 pm
#27


*bows*


Thank you! Thank you very much!


Dagobah (cont'd)


Luke: Master, is the dark side stronger?


Yoda: No. Quicker. Easier. More seductive.


Luke: You mean there's less grinding?


Yoda: Can of whoop-ass will I open up on you! Concentrate!

Message Edited by Coran_Sienar on 01-24-2005 04:52 PM



Modus Sienar
Master Shipwright
Master Smuggler (Hope > Logic)
Aced all 9 Squadrons
Starson
Mon Jan 24, 2005 6:37 pm
#28

Made my day guy's



Starrwalker, The Barefoot Ranger
MPilot/MRanger/TKM
Awing/Recon "First in, Last out"
Alliance Major
Eclipse (LOK)
romuski
Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:55 am
#29

*Luke is in his X-Wing, flying towards the Death Star with the other Rebel Fighters, he's having a brief chat with R2*

Luke: What!? You aren't a proper Astromech?

R2: Beep de boop!

Luke: You only store things and play holomovies?...how many things? and what kind of holomovies?

R2: Beep whoop doop.

Luke: We are so boned.

Biggs: Hah, You are such a newbie Luke.



-
FarStar: Romuski Til, Rebel Pilot/Commando.
Bria: Akrady Renko, Imperial Stormtrooper Officer

[[Our training hones us.
Our numbers shall swell.
The galaxy shall fear us Stormtroopers once more]]
Stormtrooper Gamma Company Wicki
You're on your way to a medal, Simmons. In fact, medals all the way around. Purple Heart for Grif, Pink Heart for Donut, and a Brown Nose for Simmons.
-Sarge.
sillyrack
Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:24 am
#30

yoda: through the force things you will see other places, the future the old friends long gone.


luke: han? Leia? my force bar.. bal10cks..


yoda: Control control you must learn control, or purchase this .. mmm holocron 5mil provide force longtime.. 5mil. woo heheheh


luke: I saw a city in the clouds.


yoda: mmm friends you have there.


luke: they were in pain


yoda: it is the future you see.


luke: the future? Will they die?


Yoda: difficult to see, always in motion are the dev's, none no what they do, even me the force cannot tell.


luke: I gotta go to them.


yoda: decide you must how to serve them best, if you leave now help them you could... but you'll have to wait till the devs create Bespin.


luke: How did you know it wasBespin...?


yoda: you told me.. ?


luke: no I didn't? I said it was a city in the clouds.


yoda: how did you know it was Bespin then padawan smart ar5e...?


luke: I looted a poster of it in the Cave.


yoda: still you cannot go there.


luke: fine I'm going on guildchat and I'll tell them not to go
romuski
Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:57 am
#31

Han:

You are looking at a guy who camped the Kessel run in 12 parsecs!






-
FarStar: Romuski Til, Rebel Pilot/Commando.
Bria: Akrady Renko, Imperial Stormtrooper Officer

[[Our training hones us.
Our numbers shall swell.
The galaxy shall fear us Stormtroopers once more]]
Stormtrooper Gamma Company Wicki
You're on your way to a medal, Simmons. In fact, medals all the way around. Purple Heart for Grif, Pink Heart for Donut, and a Brown Nose for Simmons.
-Sarge.
IrishWolf
Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:05 pm
#32

When Han and Luke rush to the turrets in the mf to fire at the ties..........'You cannot perform this operation in your current state' ....result : mf dead!!...


Same with Asteriod field....


Leia : 'Han get up here.......'


Han rushs to the bridge to the pilot seat....


Leia : your not going into the asteriod field..?


'You cannot perform this operation in your current state'

'You cannot perform this operation in your current state'

'You cannot perform this operation in your current state'


Han : Wait, wait....In a minute, I just have to wait here until I can enter the pilots seat........


Plus,


you would hear alot more for chewy......' This armor sucks', ' Cant wear that, that sucks' !!!!








Irish


Elder Commando / Elder Medic
***Supersize my nades and Kong my Flamer***
Commandos dont die, they go to Hell and Regroup
Efoa_Galendil
Tue Jan 25, 2005 12:55 pm
#33

yoda " judge me by my ping do you? "
romuski
Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:05 pm
#34

*Darth Vader decends from his Shuttle to the floor of his personal Hanger and looks briefly over the Column of Imperial Troopers to his left. Only 3-4 of them are wearing Stormtrooper armour, the rest of the 60 troopers are either wearing Composite of many colours, Dark Jedi robes, Bits of padded armour or just there plain clothing. Only 10 or 12 of them actually are armed with blasters, the rest haves pikes, swords, batons or nothing but there fists*

Vader: ....

*Walks back up the ramp of his Lambda class shuttle and starts smacking his head against the door frame*

Vader: Could it get any worse than this...?

*A Mon Calamari walks up wearing an Imperial Naval Officer Uniform*

Calamari: Yo, we need more credz?




-
FarStar: Romuski Til, Rebel Pilot/Commando.
Bria: Akrady Renko, Imperial Stormtrooper Officer

[[Our training hones us.
Our numbers shall swell.
The galaxy shall fear us Stormtroopers once more]]
Stormtrooper Gamma Company Wicki
You're on your way to a medal, Simmons. In fact, medals all the way around. Purple Heart for Grif, Pink Heart for Donut, and a Brown Nose for Simmons.
-Sarge.
romuski
Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:54 pm
#35

Admiral Ozzel tells General Reiken: Guess what hyperspaced into the system...





-
FarStar: Romuski Til, Rebel Pilot/Commando.
Bria: Akrady Renko, Imperial Stormtrooper Officer

[[Our training hones us.
Our numbers shall swell.
The galaxy shall fear us Stormtroopers once more]]
Stormtrooper Gamma Company Wicki
You're on your way to a medal, Simmons. In fact, medals all the way around. Purple Heart for Grif, Pink Heart for Donut, and a Brown Nose for Simmons.
-Sarge.
Narreem0884
Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:41 pm
#36

Luke and everyone else on Jabba's barge would have died from disease halfway back to Anchorhead.



"Reality doesn't care if you believe it." - Boba Fett - Tales of the Bounty Hunters
Narreem the Wookiee
Rebel Colonel, Vortex Ace Pilot, Master Pikeman
romuski
Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:11 am
#37


*a minute or two in Jabba's throneroom after Luke has PWNED the Rancor*

C-3P0: The awesome Jabba had decided to sentence you to death by throwing you in the POI, the pit of Carkoon. There for a thousand years you will do nothing but sit there being bothered by a mild poison.

Han: Jabba, please, we can work this out...remember when we were newbies? you owe me 8k!

Luke: This your last chance Jabba, free us or be nerfed.

Jabba: Oh ho ho ho, de long da saai Jedi!

C-3P0: The great and knarly Jabba has replied: Come get me Jedi , I have a Master Skill box in Pikeman and I'm not afraid to use it!




-
FarStar: Romuski Til, Rebel Pilot/Commando.
Bria: Akrady Renko, Imperial Stormtrooper Officer

[[Our training hones us.
Our numbers shall swell.
The galaxy shall fear us Stormtroopers once more]]
Stormtrooper Gamma Company Wicki
You're on your way to a medal, Simmons. In fact, medals all the way around. Purple Heart for Grif, Pink Heart for Donut, and a Brown Nose for Simmons.
-Sarge.
SmokeMare
Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:07 am
#38


INTERIOR: DEATH STAR -- HALLWAY LEADING TO MAIN FORWARD BAY.


Ben hurries along one of the tunnels leading to the hangar


where the pirateship waits. Just before he reaches the hangar,


Darth Vader steps into view at the end of the tunnel, not ten


feet away. Vader lights his saber. Ben also ignites his and


steps slowly forward.


VADER: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last.template is now complete.


Ben Kenobi moves with elegant ease into a classical


offensive position. The fearsome Dark Knight takes a defensive


stance.


VADER: When I left you, I was but a novice combat prowess; now I am the master.


BEN: Only a master of power, Darth, they're all borked!


The two Galactic warriors stand perfectly still for a few


moments, sizing each other up and waiting for the right


moment. Ben seems to be under increasing pressure and strain,


as if an invisible weight were being placed upon him. He


shakes his head and, blinking, tries to clear his eyes.


Ben makes a sudden lunge at the huge warrior but is checked


by a lightning movement of The Sith. A masterful slash stroke


by Vader is blocked by the old Jedi. Another of the Jedi's


blows is blocked, then countered. Ben moves around the Dark


Lord and starts backing into the massive starship hangar. The


two powerful warriors stand motionless for a few moments with


laser swords locked in mid-air, creating a low buzzing sound.


VADER: Your powers are weak, old man.


BEN: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall clone and come more


buffedthan you can possibly imagine... And besides I never trained the powers tree !


Their lightsabers continue to meet in combat.


~ The Overt Rebels flee to the Falcon


Vader


takes advantage of Ben's momentary distraction and brings his


mighty lightsaber down on the old man. Ben manages to deflect


the blow and swiftly turns around.


The old Jedi Knight looks over his shoulder at Luke, lifts


his sword from Vader's then watches his opponent with a serene


look on his face.


A small (LD) appears above Ben's head as Vader quickly changes Sabres a couple of times...


Vader brings his sword down, cutting old Ben in half. Ben's


cloak falls to the floor in two parts, but Ben is not in it.


Vader is puzzled at Ben's disappearance and pokes at the empty


cloak. As the guards are distracted, the adventurers and the


robots reach the starship. Luke sees Ben cut in two and starts


for him. Aghast, he yells out. "EXPLOITER !!!!!!!!!!"




~Smokemare
Man of a thousand ill-recieved suggestions...

Starsider - Carbineer, Creature Handler
Bloodfin - Musician, Dancer, Entertainer
FarStar - Mellee Bounty Hunter
Infinity - Swordsman, Doctor
SmokeMare
Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:16 am
#39


INTERIOR: TATOOINE -- MOS EISLEY -- CANTINA.


Strange creatures play exotic big band music on odd-looking instruments as Luke, still giddy, downs a fresh drink and


follows Ben and Chewbacca to a booth where Han Solo is sitting. Han is a tough, roguish starpilot about thirty years


old. A mercenary on a starship, he is simple, sentimental, and cocksure.


HAN: Han Solo. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells


me you're looking for passage to the Alderaan system.


BEN: Yes, indeed. If it's a fast ship.


HAN: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It's 100% shipwright crafted!


BEN: Should I have?


HAN: It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs! Using NO exploits!


Ben reacts to Solo's stupid attempt to impress them with obvious misinformation.


HAN: (continued) I've outrun Imperial starships, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you. I'm talking about the big Corellian ships, even uber player ships! She's fast enough for you, old man. What's the cargo?


BEN: Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked.


HAN: What is it? You guys are dupers?


BEN: Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Imperial entanglements. We're -5000 Faction and both suject to XP loss!


HAN: Well, that's the trick, isn't it? And it's going to cost you something extra. Ten thousand in advance.


LUKE: Ten thousand? We could almost buy our own ship for that! Or get buffed and grind the Squill caves for two hours!


HAN: But who'scertified for multi-player ships, kid! You?


LUKE: . We don't have to sit here and listen... Are there any Master Docs here?


BEN: Wejust bought uber buffs. But we could pay you two thousand now, plus fifteen when we reach Alderaan.


HAN: Seventeen, huh!


Han ponders this for a few moments.


HAN: Okay. You guys got yourself a ship. We'll leave as soon as you're ready. Docking bay Ninety-four.


BEN: Ninety-four.


HAN: Looks like somebody's beginning to take an interest in your handiwork.


Ben and Luke turn around to see four Imperial stormtroopers looking at the dead bodies and asking the bartenders some


questions. The bartender points to the booth.


TROOPER: All right, we'll check it out.


The stormtroopers look over at the booth but Luke and Ben are gone. The bartender shrugs his shoulders in puzzlement.


HAN: Seventeen thousand! I'll be able to afford a 2500+ 3hr 15 min buff! This


could really allow me to finish grinding Smuggler. Get back to the ship and get her ready.




~Smokemare
Man of a thousand ill-recieved suggestions...

Starsider - Carbineer, Creature Handler
Bloodfin - Musician, Dancer, Entertainer
FarStar - Mellee Bounty Hunter
Infinity - Swordsman, Doctor
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