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Thread: [PhUn]What if the Star Wars Movies would have been more like SWG? :)
romuski
Sun Jan 23, 2005 1:51 pm
#15
Jabba wouldn't intimidated by Leia's Thermal Detonator, since she's a Bounty Hunter.
romuski
Sun Jan 23, 2005 5:44 pm
#16
I feel empty too.
Oh, and Boba wouldn't be able to fly Slave 1 in Episode II, since he hasn't got the certification.
Narreem0884
Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:27 pm
#17
In the battle of Endor, every Star Destroyer would have been destroyed by a single X-Wing pliot.
On Hoth, Luke's lightsaber wouldn't have worked for Han because he wasn't the one who tuned the crystal in it.
On Dagobah, Luke wasn't able to lift the X-Wing because he ran out of Force Power.
imppilot421
Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:57 pm
#18
The battle of Geonosis would have been a draw because all the lag would crash the server.
romuski
Mon Jan 24, 2005 4:24 am
#19
Darth Vader would have flown to the Exhaust Port on the Deathstar and camped it with his TIE Advanced.
The Falcon would have perma decay on all it's parts.
Jekk Porkins problem was lag and a dodgy joystick combined.
ScReemB
Mon Jan 24, 2005 4:38 am
#20
Some one the Chimaera forums has done a full script for a few of the films and they are hilarious. If i can find the link again will post it here.
These are also very funny 
romuski
Mon Jan 24, 2005 5:09 am
#21
I think I read that, is that the one with TrooperBob?
Personally I think we need a new one. That one was done before beta.
Efoa_Galendil
Mon Jan 24, 2005 5:40 am
#22
in episode 1 theed is curiously lag free with no afk merchants barking or long buff lines...
Coran_Sienar
Mon Jan 24, 2005 6:14 am
#23
Episode V: Dagobah
Yoda: A long time this one have I watched. Never his mind on where he is, what he is doing. Always /afk grinding is this one, dreaming of adventure and high level MOBs.
Obi-Wan: Was I so different when you found me?
Yoda: Meditation exploit, you did not!
Luke: Ben, tell him I'm ready!
Yoda: Ready, say you? Ready for the true grind? Ready for solitude? Ready for permaboredom? For 900 years have I ground Jedi! Countless nerfs haveI suffered! What know you of "ready?"
romuski
Mon Jan 24, 2005 7:40 am
#25
Vader:
*sights Luke on his Targetting Computer*
I have you now!
*Vader presses down on the trigger*
Vader: No, my capacitor needs more en-
*Vader is blasted into a spin by a YT-1300*
Han: Yahhoooo! teach you to buy Shipwright made parts!
Chewbacca would be incapped in ever single fight, since he's not wearing Wookie armour.