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Thread: [PhUn]What if the Star Wars Movies would have been more like SWG? :)
romuski
Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:34 am
#40
*Interior, Ben Kenobi's house on Tatooine. Luke is trying to get R2 to play the Leia Holo Message again*
Luke: I don't understand, It was playing fine a few hours ago.
*Luke smacks R2's dome several times in frustration*
Ben: Hmmm, let me try.
*Obi Wan Be Kenobi, Jedi Master and teacher of the Dark Lord starts dancing in a style that'd make a female Twi'lek blush and find less revealing clothing, the message eventually plays*
Luke: Oh god, my brain!
Kilburn
Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:46 am
#41
Somethings will never change though
LUKE (whiny): But I wanted to go to Tosche Station to buy some power converters!
RagNoRock5x
Wed Jan 26, 2005 9:34 am
#42
Your All WRONG!!! 
It was decided long ago what Star Wars movies would be like if they were in MMO form 
Lewt Wars!!!
Whoopsi
Message Edited by RagNoRock5x on 01-26-2005 10:35 AM
romuski
Wed Jan 26, 2005 10:45 am
#44
It is worth a read though, oh my yes.
Luke: You ready Dak?
Dak: I feel like PWNing the entire Empire myself as usual. Bunch of newbies.
StealthTiger234
Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:56 pm
#45
1) Luke could never of killed that thing on Hoth since he wasn't even a Padawan.
2) Lars and Luke would have to be Smugglers to understand the Jawas.
3) Everyone in the movie would be a fat alchoholic because of all the brandy and food they have to eat for battle.
4) It would be pointless to kill ppl since they would just be back 10min later.
5) The guns on the speeder bikes don't work.
6) Luke wasn't certed in an X-wing.
7) Neither Luke, Han or Chewie couldn't of flown that lambda shuttle since its an Imperial shuttle and Luke is a Rebel Pilot and Han and Chewie are Freelance.
8) People would always be asking Han to slice their stuff.
9) Luke didn't have enough XP to become a padawan.
10)Luke would FD everytime a Stormie attacked him.
2) Lars and Luke would have to be Smugglers to understand the Jawas.
3) Everyone in the movie would be a fat alchoholic because of all the brandy and food they have to eat for battle.
4) It would be pointless to kill ppl since they would just be back 10min later.
5) The guns on the speeder bikes don't work.
6) Luke wasn't certed in an X-wing.
7) Neither Luke, Han or Chewie couldn't of flown that lambda shuttle since its an Imperial shuttle and Luke is a Rebel Pilot and Han and Chewie are Freelance.
8) People would always be asking Han to slice their stuff.
9) Luke didn't have enough XP to become a padawan.
10)Luke would FD everytime a Stormie attacked him.
romuski
Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:24 am
#46
Vader: I find your lack of loot disturbing!
Han Solo would join a Squill hunt instead of giving Obi Wan and Luke a lift.
player2005
Sun Jan 30, 2005 10:46 pm
#47
If the Starwars movies had been like SWG the movies would of been a total bust right from scratch.
On the other hand if SWG had been run like it was suppose to, it would of had the SW feel and the servers would of been bursting at the seams with people enjoying coming in. Unfortunately......
romuski
Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:11 am
#48
Episode II:
Jango Fett: *shoots a Jedi Knight and kills him* Heh, newbie.
Jedi Master Wace Mindu: Time to be ganked! get him, boys!
*All Jedi in the Genosis arena gank rush Jango in seconds*
Jango: Noooo, the DOT's! my HAM! Skrreeeeee!
sillyrack
Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:12 am
#49
Mos Eisley. Han is cleaning the belly of the Falcon. Then a sqaud of stormies enter the docking bay.
stormy 1: Initiates combat with Han solo.
stormy 2: Stop that ship blast them.
Han solo: Initiates combat with stormy 1.
Han : chewie get us out of here.
chewie: RAWWWawwWW [can't launch ship while in combat]
Han: what do you mean you can't launch during combat you mindless wookiee.
chewie: Rawwaaarak [ mindless, bugger you then, hope you insured your stuff at the cloning centre]
chewie: Disbands group. Launches ship.
All stormies target Han.
Han: dam I wish i got those buffs and mastered something other than pistoleer.
Coran_Sienar
Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:40 am
#50
Episode 4: On the Death Star
Vader: Do not be too proud of this technological monstrosity. The 25% PvP damage reduction won't help you here.
Coran_Sienar
Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:43 am
#51
Episode 4: Final Space Battle
Imperial Flunky: Sir, we've analyzed their attack pattern and there is a vulnerability. I have a shuttle standing by.
Tarquin: Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."
Imperial Flunky: Sir, those are player character ships out there. It's not like fighting the NPCs. One X-Wing could take down the Death Star!
romuski
Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:30 am
#52
*The Scene from ROTJ where the Emperor lands on the 2nd Death Star, everything is ready, Vader even got most of the Stormtroopers to wear there armour and is even in such a good mood to let the Calamari and Wookie Officers live*
Vader: Right, now we're all ship shape. Now we wait for the Emperor himself.
Imperial Officer: But I'm Overt My Lord.
Vader: So, don't be a fool. You cannot be killed by a Rebel here, this is an impossible to reach Imperial base. You must master all professions to gain acess to it. And carry around a special hard to loot disc.
*The Shuttle suddenly decends into the Hanger*
Vader: That was quick...
*The shuttle lands and for some reasons Imperial Officers start running randomly all over the place, a few Stormtroopers start going LD and the Wookie and Calamari Officers have started to dual each other just behind Vader*
Vader: Ooooohcrap.
*The shuttle ramp decends to the ground, and down it steps 4 very small Emperor's Guard, followed by a pale whizend old man wearing nothing but Hawtpants and the SE Goggles*
Vader: ....
The Emperor: You may rise, my Apprentice.
Vader: Dude, don't ever call me that while wearing that sort of thing.
The Emperor: I have forseen many things, but item decay was not one of them. Lousy Jedi gank squads.
*Thereis an awkward silence, a Overt RebelBothan TK Master runs down the shuttle ramp and quickly incaps and DB's the only OvertImperial Officer. Some of the Stormies call for Assistance, an group of AT-ST's take on the TKM and are quickly destroyed. Then the Bothan goes LD and is idle kicked from the server. Vader starts to weep in frustation*
Message Edited by romuski on 01-31-2005 06:31 AM
Message Edited by romuski on 01-31-2005 06:32 AM