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Bomb20
Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:31 am
#1

What if the Star Wars Movies would have been more like SWG?


Here`s one possible answer


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Craxus
Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:18 am
#2
It's more like," You can't win Darth I dropped master enhancer for novice brawler."



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romuski
Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:28 am
#3
Hehe, If SW was more like SWG more Stormtroopers would have died.



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R0cketman
Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:58 am
#4
It's more like "Luke Use Forcerun and run to degobah"




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Coran_Sienar
Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:18 am
#5
(After the battle)


"J00 Suck! J00 Starport Camping ********" (Remember, Darth did kill Obi-Wan on the way to the hangar.)


"N00b, you're the 1 who DIED! I'm UBAR!"


"J00 Suck! I HATE J00!"


"Bite meh!"



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StealthTiger234
Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:18 am
#6

Coran_Sienar wrote:
(After the battle)
"J00 Suck! J00 Starport Camping ********" (Remember, Darth did kill Obi-Wan on the way to the hangar.)
"N00b, you're the 1 who DIED! I'm UBAR!"
"J00 Suck! I HATE J00!"
"Bite meh!"




ROFL!



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Durgan_Kael
Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:32 am
#7

* Your Proton Torpedo misses a Thermal Exhaust Port (small)


* Your Proton Torpedo misses a Thermal Exhaust Port (small)


* Your Proton Torpedo misses a Thermal Exhaust Port (small)

Luke says, "my accuracy is capped at +125! BS!"


Luke would jump out of his crashed snowspeeder, and suddenly pop 100m past the AT-AT he was going to try to blow up.


Han Solo would slide out of his chair, through the table, and shoot Greedo in the back.


"Imperial Troops have entered the base! Imperial troops have entered...oh, wait...it's okay! They didn't bring a bio-engineer with them!"


"Stay sharp, kid, here they c..."


"Admiral, look! An a-wing is spinning out of control and heading straight for the bridge!"

"Don't worry, they haven't taken out the engines or reactor yet, they can't damage the bridge. Oh...and intensify the forward firepower."


"Threepio, tell them they must be set free! Their buffs are going to run out before we can even get to the bunker!"


Owen and Beru Lars could not do that while On Fire.


Wouldn't have mattered anyway...Luke could not do that while Riding a Mount.


Yoda could not Meditate while Running.


Sadly, Luke died in the detention area while trying to contact Threepio on his comlink. He could not Converse while Fighting.


"You've failed, your higness. I am a jedi, like my father before me"

"You're lucky we don't have a recruiter in this room...jedi."



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Narreem0884
Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:17 pm
#8
All of those were some of the funniest things I've heard in a while.



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romuski
Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:32 pm
#9
Boba Fett would have ganked Luke on the skiff in ROTJ, he would have missed Luke horribly in Cloud City.


Vader would go through Sabre crystals like crazy.


Han would miss Greedo several times.



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Bria: Akrady Renko, Imperial Stormtrooper Officer

[[Our training hones us.
Our numbers shall swell.
The galaxy shall fear us Stormtroopers once more]]
Stormtrooper Gamma Company Wicki
You're on your way to a medal, Simmons. In fact, medals all the way around. Purple Heart for Grif, Pink Heart for Donut, and a Brown Nose for Simmons.
-Sarge.
WylotheUber
Fri Jan 21, 2005 3:04 pm
#10
In the Theed Hangar, as Darth Maul appears...


Qui-Gon Jinn: Don't bother with them, they'll give you no FRS xp.



On Naboo, after Qui-Gon is killed by Darth Maul, on the Sith apprentice's HUD...


Qui-Gon Jinn tells you: "OMFG!!! I W4S AFK J00 F4G0t!1!!!111


You tell Qui-Gon Jinn: "W/E, N00b!11!1 4t l34st 1 4m n0t t3h SUxXx00rZ!!!!11!


Qui-Gon Jinn tells you: "**** J00!!!1! W3l s33 wh0 1s t3H suxx0rz Wh3N 1'm BUFF3d!!!11!"




On Coruscant, after Jango Fett kills Zam Wessel...


Obi-Wan: After him, Anakin! He's bound tobe MBH, he'll send our FRS xp through the roof!




Over Geonosis, as Obi-Wan pursues Jango...


Obi-Wan: OMfG!11 J00 are T3h ExPLOITER!!!1!! THeRez n0t That much MASs in 4 F1r3Spr4y!1!1


Jango: Go **** urself, N00b!



On Tatooine, as Anakin is telling Padme about his Tusken slaughter...


Anakin: ...And the worst part was, they didn't even drop a single crystal!


Padme: The devs really screwed up the loot tables after Publish -9.




ToughGy
Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:28 am
#11

Durgan_Kael wrote:
Yoda could not Meditate while Running.


omg, laughed till i hurt on that one, i hate that stupid message... stop running and stand still for 15 seconds and you still get "You can't meditate while running"



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ClabeBobea
Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:54 am
#12
Just do the /sit then the /meditate and it works fine lol


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Kilburn
Sat Jan 22, 2005 11:50 am
#13
Greedo forgot his buffs and mandatory Composite Armor


The Trade Federation would wipe out Naboo, regardless of the jedi. Just looks at the battle droids in DWB


Anakin would get his arm healed because it would just be thrown under the "wound" category


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Ackbar would still say "IT'S A TRAP!"






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