Jedi Archive
Thread: I kind of accidentally told this hot chick at Subway that I am a Jedi in SWG...
Wighti
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:27 pm
#41
Why on earth does this thread just make me sad :/
Message Edited by Wighti on 07-08-2005 07:28 PM
Iawalein
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:39 pm
#42
rebellious_imp wrote:
make sure to tell here your a pre- cu jedi, we all know how hot gurls hate repsec jedi...........
on a serious note, i have never met a gurl who was impressed with the fact that i have a swg jedi.
lucky sob lol.
make sure she feels the force deep inside her.
Well, I'm impressed, though I get into trouble with my husband for grinding my own jedi, so I guess that I'm not exactly typical.
vernon177
Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:54 pm
#43
If you really want to impress her and drive her into a sexual frenzy...
When she comes over be dressed up in a bathrobe....get an old paper towel roll....and run around the backyard chasing your dog yelling...."Headhit, Headhit, Headhit" then kick the dog and say "pwned!!"
If that doesn't do it nothing will!!
Shakes
Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:58 pm
#44
10 Ways To Know You Have SWG Issues:
1) Got up late for work this morning AGAIN! because you were up too late grinding your Jedi
2) Have turned down friends or family on more than one occasion to do something because you just couldn't break away from the Jedi grind.
3) Your spouse has talked to you on more than one occasion to tone down your gaming. You obviously blew them off because they just don't understand how much you need to gain that exp back you lost to a BH last night.
4) Your last resume listed under accomplishments "SWG-Jedi" expecting them to understand it means you're a very hard worker.
5) Been in a group for 6 hours grinding and have to tell the group "AFK for 5 minutes, gotta feed the toddler"
6) Made up an excuse of something other than telling them the truth when your friends ask "Why haven't we seen you in so long?"
7) You feel more "in-tune" with an in-game person than your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife. You just can't relate to them any more so you're considering a RL affair because this twi'lek understands your new life in SWG better.
8) You rush home from work to play SWG and haven't bought groceries in a few months - it's just too time consuming and you need that time for the Jedi grind.
9) You can't figure out why your last date when so bad. After all, why wouldn't she want a go getter like you? You explained to her how you can solo a rancor lair in 1 min 30 seconds and that your 4th generation lightsaber is the most uber on the server.
10) Social services would consider it neglect if they knew how much time you leave your children to play alone/watch tv. That 3 year old can take care of herself, you have better things to do - you're almost finished with your template.
I need to add a number 11, "Tell a girl at Subway you have a Jedi expecting to get some"
Iakimo
Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:05 pm
#45
Nah, you all have it wrong. Best pickup line is, "Wanna see my lightsaber?"
Tripbacca wrote:
rebellious_imp wrote:
we need some volunteers.
go out tonight. go up to every gurl you see that's to your liking.
walk up to her and only say........... I play swg and i have a jedi, wanna f$%#???
i'd try it but my g/f would either kick my ass for hitting on gurls, or die laughing for using that line.
... Hey dont insult my best chat up line
vernon177
Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:09 pm
#46
Which should of course be followed up by 'Check out the quality of these Krayt Pearls attached to my saber'
Iakimo wrote:
Nah, you all have it wrong. Best pickup line is, "Wanna see my lightsaber?"
Tripbacca wrote:
rebellious_imp wrote:
we need some volunteers.
go out tonight. go up to every gurl you see that's to your liking.
walk up to her and only say........... I play swg and i have a jedi, wanna f$%#???
i'd try it but my g/f would either kick my ass for hitting on gurls, or die laughing for using that line.
... Hey dont insult my best chat up line
willym
Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:33 pm
#47
vernon dude that has got to be the funniest thing i have ever read in my life roflmao i actually spit juice all over my comp on that one. i now have a sticky comp because of u thanks
BountyHunterForPeace
Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:35 pm
#48
vernon177 wrote:
Which should of course be followed up by 'Check out the quality of these Krayt Pearls attached to my saber'
Iakimo wrote:
Nah, you all have it wrong. Best pickup line is, "Wanna see my lightsaber?"
Tripbacca wrote:
rebellious_imp wrote:
we need some volunteers.
go out tonight. go up to every gurl you see that's to your liking.
walk up to her and only say........... I play swg and i have a jedi, wanna f$%#???
i'd try it but my g/f would either kick my ass for hitting on gurls, or die laughing for using that line.
... Hey dont insult my best chat up line
Granted, it will be kind of odd when you have 4 Flawless pearls.
BountyHunterForPeace
Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:37 pm
#49
willym wrote:
vernon dude that has got to be the funniest thing i have ever read in my life roflmao i actually spit juice all over my comp on that one. i now have a sticky comp because of u thanks
If things go well he will have the same problem.
Iakimo
Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:11 am
#51
At which point we'd get to explain how, erm, *gifted* we are.
BountyHunterForPeace wrote:
vernon177 wrote:
Which should of course be followed up by 'Check out the quality of these Krayt Pearls attached to my saber'
Iakimo wrote:
Nah, you all have it wrong. Best pickup line is, "Wanna see my lightsaber?"
Tripbacca wrote:
rebellious_imp wrote:
we need some volunteers.
go out tonight. go up to every gurl you see that's to your liking.
walk up to her and only say........... I play swg and i have a jedi, wanna f$%#???
i'd try it but my g/f would either kick my ass for hitting on gurls, or die laughing for using that line.
... Hey dont insult my best chat up line
Granted, it will be kind of odd when you have 4 Flawless pearls.
Dravic
Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:18 am
#52
vernon177 wrote:If you really want to impress her and drive her into a sexual frenzy...
When she comes over be dressed up in a bathrobe....get an old paper towel roll....and run around the backyard chasing your dog yelling...."Headhit, Headhit, Headhit" then kick the dog and say "pwned!!"
If that doesn't do it nothing will!!
rofl, I actually think that's the funniest post of read on these forums
