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Thread: I kind of accidentally told this hot chick at Subway that I am a Jedi in SWG...

Leatherneck_of_Alderaan
Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:43 pm
#27


pfft.


Most of ya will end up /forcedrained and incapped early into the engagement.





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Reahreic
Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:49 pm
#28

rolf u nead armor break to weaken her resolve,root so she doesn`t run when she sees ur messyroom and an assortment special attacks to git`er done


or in translation


armor break = Alcohol


root = fluffy handcufs


assortment of speciat atacks = well that takes practice kinda like grinding just waaaayyyy more fun
SparkyNine
Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:52 pm
#29


I'm afraid to even imagine what the chick looks like. How desperate must she be to be attracted by "i'm a jedi in an online game".


just.


wow.


/flee



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^^^^^^^ All those accounts are cancelled.
good luck with SWG: Beta 3
SpaceJawa
Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:02 pm
#30

My wife thinks my Jedi's sexy.


Then again she's been playing since Launch too so she understands.
SparkyNine
Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:03 pm
#31






SpaceJawa wrote:

My wife thinks my Jedi's sexy.


Then again she's been playing since Launch too so she understands.





lol. mine too. but I can tell you this: she'd never have been my wife if I'd led with: "hey baby, I'm a jedi"



2xTKM/MCM + Rifle/Doc+ Ranger/Doc + chef/DE + padawan/CM + Smuggler/BH

^^^^^^^ All those accounts are cancelled.
good luck with SWG: Beta 3
GeneralDeschain
Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:26 pm
#32

if she doesnt know what a computer monitor is, you can always use the line "i play a jedi on TV"



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SpiceJobber
Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:34 pm
#33

She might be even more impressed if you tell her how much you paid for your jedi. Rich jedi are even more sexy.
darkripper2000
Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:37 pm
#34

lol this thread is hilarious



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Ternque01
Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:37 pm
#35






Dueller wrote:





alpinestreams wrote:

Dude ... chicks dig Jedi??? ... my wife left me cause I spent too much time grinding the game and not enough grinding her.







haha it's dangerous you know, a friend of mine was grinding girls and he was awarded a "Master Pimp" title.




I know some people who spent time grinding girls and was awarded with a "baby". Yea... sucks...



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The non-Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.
MBLAST
Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:51 pm
#36

I like Subway.



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Leatherneck_of_Alderaan
Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:56 pm
#37






SpaceJawa wrote:

My wife thinks my Jedi's sexy.


Then again she's been playing since Launch too so she understands.





Meh. She just tells you that so you'll take out the garbage!



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Kylrathin
Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:59 pm
#38

Funniest. Thread. Ever.


*****






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TheBrewer
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:05 pm
#39

Just try not to /saberblind her...It would put a damper on the evening



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