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allproucando

Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:58 am

Holy crap,

I'm single recently after a break-up of a two year relationship. If it is this easy to rebound then I'm going to Subway tonight. I saw some hot chicks there last week. See ya'll next week! *grabs my lightsaber and attach four best quality pearls I can get*

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Clevland - Dark Jedi Master
Clavland - Imperial Chef

Cog_The_Destroyer

Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:29 pm

#54

Cog_The_Destroyer wrote:

I kind of accidentally told this hot chick at Subway that I am a Jedi in SWG...

She is coming over later tonight and maybe if you guys have some free time you could shoot me some emails ingame? If she saw i had a ton of new email messages and am a jediI could get some serious pwncake.

kthx

/tell .Kettemoor.woo

OMG, Master Jedi I have become.

/bow_all

PS. thanks for all the email and tells....

Message Edited by Cog_The_Destroyer on 07-09-2005 07:30 PM

Woo' Soo ///

< Something whitty goes in here and will come with time>

chali2ner

Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:56 pm

#55

LOL a sticky is in order!!

You lose -5000 dark jedi faction

You gain +5000 noob faction

Vandarr.Aston g Bria

TatterSalad

Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:06 pm

#56

Cog_The_Destroyer wrote:

I kind of accidentally told this hot chick at Subway that I am a Jedi in SWG...

She is coming over later tonight and maybe if you guys have some free time you could shoot me some emails ingame? If she saw i had a ton of new email messages and am a jediI could get some serious pwncake.

kthx

/tell .Kettemoor.woo

Can we say WINNER!!!! LOL, why would do something like that. I bet everyone that knows that chick is just laughing at you. It's a video game dude, most other could care less that you have jedi. LOL!!! This just made my day good again.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein

Aties

Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:52 pm

#57

Iakimo wrote:

BountyHunterForPeace wrote:

vernon177 wrote:

Iakimo wrote:

Tripbacca wrote:

rebellious_imp wrote:

we need some volunteers.

go out tonight. go up to every gurl you see that's to your liking.

walk up to her and only say........... I play swg and i have a jedi, wanna f$%#???

i'd try it but my g/f would either kick my ass for hitting on gurls, or die laughing for using that line.

... Hey dont insult my best chat up line

*Nah, you all have it wrong. Best pickup line is, "Wanna see my lightsaber?"

*Which should of course be followed up by 'Check out the quality of these Krayt Pearls attached to my saber'

*Granted, it will be kind of odd when you have 4 Flawless pearls.

*At which point we'd get to explain how, erm, *gifted* we are.

holy crap ROFL. These four posts are sooo funny! LOL

. ngggWX

gnn[[[[[[[[[][[[[~~nnn~~W9 ggg ggg ggg

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Zyratul
Unlocked: 7 / 5 / 05
Dark Jedi Padawan (Pre-NGE)

BountyHunterForPeace

Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:02 pm

#58

My Fiance, who now plays with me, actually found my first outburst of emotion when I was a paddy grinding and a BH killed me.

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Order 66 killed all the Jedi in the movies, Order 25 shall just weaken us to an emotionally crippling state.
CorSec Ace Pilot Gaia Mal

Alliance Ace Pilot Halcyon Mal

BountyHunterForPeace

Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:04 pm

#59

Checito wrote:
Just if they say "Wow your LS speed is really fast" Thats NOT a good thing

I've spent millions to get mine faster. Of course, the victi...*cough* receipient never enjoys it.

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Order 66 killed all the Jedi in the movies, Order 25 shall just weaken us to an emotionally crippling state.
CorSec Ace Pilot Gaia Mal

Alliance Ace Pilot Halcyon Mal

alpinestreams

Sat Jul 09, 2005 11:19 pm

#60

I gotta say that being an online Jedi garners more respect than some professions ... you should have seen the look I got from people when they'd say hey, so now the band broke up what do you do with your time man? ... and I'd tell them I'm an online armour smith

... actually my wife came over to see the kids the other day and asked if she could see my light sabre ... must remember the line about the flawless pearls

Chewen' the Cloaked Defender

nerfelpa

Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:14 am

#61

keep this at the top ....

forever...can we get a sticky?!?!

X A V A R I X

Blessed am I , for I arrange the meeting between you, and God

orig_smokestak

Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:22 am

#62

vernon177 wrote:

If you really want to impress her and drive her into a sexual frenzy...

When she comes over be dressed up in a bathrobe....get an old paper towel roll....and run around the backyard chasing your dog yelling...."Headhit, Headhit, Headhit" then kick the dog and say "pwned!!"

If that doesn't do it nothing will!!

rofl.....quality!!...played vern.

Checito

Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:25 am

#63

Just if they say "Wow your LS speed is really fast" Thats NOT a good thing

LandonRyuu

Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:27 am

#64

Too bad she didn't come over Pre-Publish 19.

Some things you should expect to hear from her:

1) Weren't Luke and Yoda the only Jedi during this time period?

2) How come that single BH is kicking your ass?

3) Your lightsaber crystal is orange? How come it looks like a blob of gold?

4) Omfg that BH that looks like Boba Fett hit harder than you and healed more, what's his in game name? When I get SWG I'm gonna need to send that stud some /tells.

:-P.

If only you could've shown her a real Jedi Knight. :-(.

LandonRyuu

Sun Jul 10, 2005 12:28 am

#65

RubicksCube wrote:

Dueller wrote:

haha it's dangerous you know, a friend of mine was grinding girls and he was awarded a "Master Pimp" title.

He probably has the "Master Herpes" title as well.

LOL.

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