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Thread: So How it would be in a Lucas movie? Jedi vs Doctor fight.

Halae
Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:07 am
#14

Yeah no doc killed a jedi in the movies, point granted.

Now can you direct me to which movie has more jedi than ordinary people? I must have missed it somewhere. I'd have no problems being insta-killed by jedi, because thats how it should be. The only thing.. kiss your jedi goodbye, because there should only be three, Luke ,Vader, Sidious.

Cant have your cake and eat it too - asking for "realism" and "keeping it cannon" only when it suits jedi.



HALAE

*edited by admin after cease and desist from the Retard's association of america on the grounds that portraying a mentally challenged person as a jedi was an attack on their intelligence *
yurylightmist
Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:37 am
#15






Wini wrote:



A jedi in his cloak, hood up.

(cut)

A Doctor in his uber armor wildly flailsat the jedi and start shooting him with his uber pistol.

(cut)

The jedi uses his saber to deflect the shots, but he can't do it like Luke or Yoda or Mace not even like a padawan in the movie, he sucks bad at it.

(cut)

The Doc starts running away from the jedi, poor jedi cant run after him, when he uses the force to run faster, his saber "mystically" do not cause damage. Never ending chase.

(cut)

The jedi and the Doc fighting face to face. The jedi cuts the Docs leg, within 2 seconds the Doc sticks it back up, then the jedi cuts the Doc in half braking his armor, the Doc just injects himself with some magic potion and he is in one piece again!!!

(cut)

The jedi throws away his cloak unleashes his fury and cuts both legs and arms of the Doc, the Doctakes the injection into his mouth, fuming with anger he injects himself and He grows new arms and legs!!!!

(cut)

.

.

.


And so on so on so on.



Funny is not it? IMHO it is not. I am sick of SOE and all of you whining that jedi is too strong.


Flame on

Message Edited by Wini on 09-29-2005 12:22 AM


Message Edited by Wini on 09-29-2005 12:31 AM




rofl thats funny. forgot to mention that the droid he has next to him, you swing at it and it cuts in half. THEN he throws alittle blue ball and it comes back together again! OMFG **edit**!!ONE11
motarian
Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:40 am
#16

that made me laugh but almost wana cry st the same time



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Navarchos
Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:18 am
#17

The fight may well go like this.


Doctor slips a viral toxin into the Jedis drink.


Jedi falls over retching his guts out.


Doctor blows the head off the incapacitated Jedi.


If this game was more like the reality it's supposed to be, Jedi would be an endangered species.





They say that Jedi represent the best the Galaxy has to offer, they are smart, noble, wise, honourable and selfless, an example to us all. Jedi, they say, are like Eagles.
They also say that Bounty Hunters are dishonourable, cowardly killers with no respect for life or honour, who strike from ambush and exist only to kill. We are, they say, like Weasels.
Bounty Hunters are Weasels, Jedi are Eagles ? I can live with that, Eagles may soar but Weasels don't get sucked into Skyhopper jet intakes.
SikrouDeco
Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:58 am
#18

You forget the ability of a Jedi (in movies and books) to sense danger, like Obi did in the cantina, and took out the villian (episode 2) while having a drink. So it holds they would sense danger in the drink.

Fav scene in Episode 2, when Jango lost his head, now that would be a neat addition to SWG, let us behead the BH that comes for us! Muahahahahahahaha

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Halae
Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:07 pm
#19

Yeah no doc killed a jedi in the movies, point granted.

Now can you direct me to which movie has more jedi than ordinary people? I must have missed it somewhere. I'd have no problems being insta-killed by jedi, because thats how it should be. The only thing.. kiss your jedi goodbye, because there should only be three, Luke ,Vader, Sidious.

Cant have your cake and eat it too - asking for "realism" and "keeping it cannon" only when it suits jedi.



HALAE

*edited by admin after cease and desist from the Retard's association of america on the grounds that portraying a mentally challenged person as a jedi was an attack on their intelligence *
SoloBacca1
Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:13 am
#20

mate your post is excellent but, could ya do me a favor? Could you Edit that last line with something like: SOE you see there is some missing logic here? Why you not focus on making this situation more balanced? like a Snare or something... nerf them for the sake of Balance! Or even fix our Speed in LS and improve our power in Powers, soo we match those uber Non-Jedi...




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_Cicero_
Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:37 am
#21

i actually agree with the thought about so many jedi, they should have went with the KOTOR (Knights of the Old Republic) time period LOL then thier would be a full jedi order, and the only 3 argument would not exist. and the whole jedi Training could be jedi academy based.
JeetBadwarrior
Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:40 am
#22




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Navarchos
Fri Sep 30, 2005 9:59 am
#23

A Jedi's ability to sense danger ?


A very old Jedi Master's ability maybe.


Did Quai-Gon & Obi-Wan sense the gas trap on the Trade federation ship ? No.


Did they sense the arrival of Darth Maul ?


No.


Did any Jedi apart from Yodasense the Clone Troopers were about to execute Order 66 ?


No. The troopers got the drop on them all, rather spectacularly in some cases. Only Yoda survived.



They say that Jedi represent the best the Galaxy has to offer, they are smart, noble, wise, honourable and selfless, an example to us all. Jedi, they say, are like Eagles.
They also say that Bounty Hunters are dishonourable, cowardly killers with no respect for life or honour, who strike from ambush and exist only to kill. We are, they say, like Weasels.
Bounty Hunters are Weasels, Jedi are Eagles ? I can live with that, Eagles may soar but Weasels don't get sucked into Skyhopper jet intakes.
Krypt-Keeper
Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:33 am
#24

Quite simply a jedi against any non jedi should not be this bad off. I get so mad when I get on my MBH/MCM and can take out jedi easy, then get on the jedi and am lucky to survive.
SikrouDeco
Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:04 pm
#25

Navarchos , did Annie sense Padamae (sp?) was in danger when the droid released the centipedes, YES
Did Qui-gon sense trouble but was unsure, YES

Jedis are very powerful, but SOE hasn't a clue and all the lil non jedi whine to their dev and csr friends incesently and get their way. The game bites now, format the drives and turn off the sabers..

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p897t98
Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:06 pm
#26



Wini wrote:
A jedi in his cloak, hood up.
(cut)
A Doctor in his uber armor wildly flails at the jedi and start shooting him with his uber pistol.
(cut)
The jedi uses his saber to deflect the shots, but he can't do it like Luke or Yoda or Mace not even like a padawan in the movie, he sucks bad at it.
(cut)
The Doc starts running away from the jedi, poor jedi cant run after him, when he uses the force to run faster, his saber "mystically" do not cause damage. Never ending chase.
(cut)
The jedi and the Doc fighting face to face. The jedi cuts the Docs leg, within 2 seconds the Doc sticks it back up, then the jedi cuts the Doc in half braking his armor, the Doc just injects himself with some magic potion and he is in one piece again!!!
(cut)
The jedi throws away his cloak unleashes his fury and cuts both legs and arms of the Doc, the Doc takes the injection into his mouth, fuming with anger he injects himself and He grows new arms and legs!!!!
(cut)
.
.
.
And so on so on so on.
Funny is not it? IMHO it is not. I am sick of SOE and all of you whining that jedi is too strong.
Flame on

Message Edited by Wini on 09-29-2005 12:22 AM

Message Edited by Wini on 09-29-2005 12:31 AM





You just got owned ingame didnt you ? lol




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