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Thread: So How it would be in a Lucas movie? Jedi vs Doctor fight.

DrCobra01
Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:02 pm
#27

this made me think of...a jedi sitting in a doctor's office and the doctor goes over to a drawer and pulls out some katarn knuckles and punches the jedi in the face lol



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BenJeik
Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:57 pm
#28






p897t98 wrote:





Wini wrote:



A jedi in his cloak, hood up.

(cut)

A Doctor in his uber armor wildly flails at the jedi and start shooting him with his uber pistol.

(cut)

The jedi uses his saber to deflect the shots, but he can't do it like Luke or Yoda or Mace not even like a padawan in the movie, he sucks bad at it.

(cut)

The Doc starts running away from the jedi, poor jedi cant run after him, when he uses the force to run faster, his saber "mystically" do not cause damage. Never ending chase.

(cut)

The jedi and the Doc fighting face to face. The jedi cuts the Docs leg, within 2 seconds the Doc sticks it back up, then the jedi cuts the Doc in half braking his armor, the Doc just injects himself with some magic potion and he is in one piece again!!!

(cut)

The jedi throws away his cloak unleashes his fury and cuts both legs and arms of the Doc, the Doc takes the injection into his mouth, fuming with anger he injects himself and He grows new arms and legs!!!!

(cut)

.

.

.


And so on so on so on.



Funny is not it? IMHO it is not. I am sick of SOE and all of you whining that jedi is too strong.


Flame on

Message Edited by Wini on 09-29-2005 12:22 AM


Message Edited by Wini on 09-29-2005 12:31 AM






You just got owned ingame didnt you ? lol




actually, no he didn't it was an intresting conversation we had on voice comms


but kayy..



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BenJeik
Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:01 pm
#29






SoloBacca1 wrote:
mate your post is excellent but, could ya do me a favor? Could you Edit that last line with something like: SOE you see there is some missing logic here? Why you not focus on making this situation more balanced? like a Snare or something... nerf them for the sake of Balance! Or even fix our Speed in LS and improve our power in Powers, soo we match those uber Non-Jedi...





oh yes, lets have another 'combat balance' ... worked well last time didn't it? -___-



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chardin
Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:09 pm
#30

you forgot the part where theres 20 other jedi watching the fight showing off their sabers and yelling "OMGZ j00 got lyk so pwnt n00b!!1!"



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Grienthumb
Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:43 pm
#31

The title made me laugh
TrogdorrtheBurninator
Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:41 pm
#32

you also forgot that the other jedi can't help their friend cuz it's a BH tef



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Drazharr
Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:25 pm
#33

Darn, Anakin chose the wrong profession. He shoulda' mastered doc before that finalEP3 fight with Obi. He coulda' patched that arm and those legs up instantly!




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Drazharr
Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:51 pm
#34






TrogdorrtheBurninator wrote:

you also forgot that the other jedi can't help their friend cuz it's a BH tef






Yep, that great arena fight in EP2 could not have happened - there was way more than 8 Jedi in that fight.

Message Edited by Drazharr on 10-03-2005 11:52 PM



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