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Thread: So How it would be in a Lucas movie? Jedi vs Doctor fight.

Wini
Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:18 pm
#1



A jedi in his cloak, hood up.

(cut)

A Doctor in his uber armor wildly flailsat the jedi and start shooting him with his uber pistol.

(cut)

The jedi uses his saber to deflect the shots, but he can't do it like Luke or Yoda or Mace not even like a padawan in the movie, he sucks bad at it.

(cut)

The Doc starts running away from the jedi, poor jedi cant run after him, when he uses the force to run faster, his saber "mystically" do not cause damage. Never ending chase.

(cut)

The jedi and the Doc fighting face to face. The jedi cuts the Docs leg, within 2 seconds the Doc sticks it back up, then the jedi cuts the Doc in half braking his armor, the Doc just injects himself with some magic potion and he is in one piece again!!!

(cut)

The jedi throws away his cloak unleashes his fury and cuts both legs and arms of the Doc, the Doctakes the injection into his mouth, fuming with anger he injects himself and He grows new arms and legs!!!!

(cut)

.

.

.


And so on so on so on.



Funny is not it? IMHO it is not. I am sick of SOE and all of you whining that jedi is too strong.


Flame on

Message Edited by Wini on 09-29-2005 12:22 AM

Message Edited by Wini on 09-29-2005 12:31 AM





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AvataroftheSith
Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:23 pm
#2






Wini wrote:


A jedi in his cloak, hood up.

(cut)

A Doctor in his uber armor wildly flailsat the jedi and start shooting him with his uber pistol.

(cut)

The jedi uses his saber to deflecte the shots, but he can't do it like Luke or Yoda or Mace not even like a padawan in the movie, he sucks bad at it.

(cut)

The Doc starts running away from the jedi, poor jedi cant run after him, when he uses the force to run faster, his saber "mystically" do not cause damage. Never ending chase.

(cut)

The jedi and the Doc fighting face to face. The jedi cuts the Docs leg, within 2 seconds the Doc sticks it back up, then the jedi cuts the Doc in half braking his armor, the Doc just injects himself with some magic potion and he is in one piece again!!!

(cut)

The jedi throws away his cloak unleashes his fury and cuts both legs and arms of the Doc, the Doctakes the injection into his mouth, fuming with anger he injects himself and He grows new arms and legs!!!!

(cut)

.

.

.


And so on so on so on.



Funny is not it? IMHO it is not. I am sick of SOE and all of you whining that jedi is too strong.


Flame on

Message Edited by Wini on 09-29-2005 12:22 AM








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blue-phoenix
Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:26 pm
#3



Wini wrote:
A jedi in his cloak, hood up.
(cut)
A Doctor in his uber armor wildly flailsat the jedi and start shooting him with his uber pistol.
(cut)
The jedi uses his saber to deflecte the shots, but he can't do it like Luke or Yoda or Mace not even like a padawan in the movie, he sucks bad at it.
(cut)
The Doc starts running away from the jedi, poor jedi cant run after him, when he uses the force to run faster, his saber "mystically" do not cause damage. Never ending chase.
(cut)
The jedi and the Doc fighting face to face. The jedi cuts the Docs leg, within 2 seconds the Doc sticks it back up, then the jedi cuts the Doc in half braking his armor, the Doc just injects himself with some magic potion and he is in one piece again!!!
(cut)
The jedi throws away his cloak unleashes his fury and cuts both legs and arms of the Doc, the Doctakes the injection into his mouth, fuming with anger he injects himself and He grows new arms and legs!!!!
(cut)
.
.
.
And so on so on so on.
Funny is not it? IMHO it is not. I am sick of SOE and all of you whining that jedi is too strong.
Flame on

Message Edited by Wini on 09-29-2005 12:22 AM






LOL

but somewhat true



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Akira96
Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:27 pm
#4

Yup, that's just about how I always imagined it. lol




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Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:30 pm
#5

replace 90% of your cuts with wipes and you got it.




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KelaltheIFP
Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:31 pm
#6

lol


I totaly agree.. This Version of Lucas' AWESOME vision is nothing but a slap in the face...


If I was George Lucas and I played this game .. This is what I would say...



SOE you are all FIRED!



I mean This crap is just that CRAP.. CU my ass.. Turn based Game that is nothing but Crap.. I am not calling for a Nerf I am calling for some POWER.. BH's should be hard to kill ( fun exciting Fights) But Currently Jedi are like fish in a barrel.. Jedi was supposed to be rewarding and Risky, HOW are Jedi Rewarding and Risky? Rewarding for the BH becuase they get Credits for Shooting a Fish in the Barrel.. Risky? How so? I do not care about the Amount of Jedi on a Server but the fact that they sit out like a Sore Thumb is Pathetic... MYSTICAL LMAO!!! When I saw my first jedi PRE Patch 9 .. I was speachless.. Seriously I went from experianced and Mature to , OH MY ..... Noob mumbles ...... (homer simpsondrool sound) J-J-J-J-edi???? F******** Awesome! Instead I get to Pay 15 bucks a month to SOE who holds my accounts HOSTAGE as they Become MMO Dictators.. Thier Customer Service is as good as a Drive Thru Restraunt in the Middle Ages.. NON EXISTANT... They cant Tell the Player Base anything, We have our Profesion Corospondants. Or as I call them Dev Cannon Foder.. No Better than a Pre Programed Telemarketer.. Talking Heads.. Re-Hashold News to make Content for thier Lack of Input or Info..Play the NDA Card liek it was going out of Style..., Wont ask for input, will not Share whats NEW or what is going to change.. In-Conscept Forums WHAT a JOKE.. WoW is Kicking thier Arse... The Only Reason I still Pay to Play is because I LOVE star Wars.. and I have Hope Lucas Arts will FIRE SOE..






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SilentSoul201
Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:22 pm
#7

Yeah, Jedi should kill absolutely any non-jedi in 2 or 3 swings at most, and of course no bounty hunter should ever be able to kill a Jedi 1v1. But they shouldnt be able to hunt in groups either because that would be lame and ganking and the BH's are lame and gankers and I hate them. Jedi should get +2000% damage on all attacks and a 50k health bar and then it would be balanced. SOE sucks for not doing that.


/sarcasm off





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magneto2
Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:24 pm
#8

once again we cry, but SOE does not care


but i agree with everything u said






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Nastypope
Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:26 pm
#9

I see you guys forget the part of Empire Etrikes Back when the imp doc is laying waste on the battle field clearing a path for Lord Vadar landing force.

Message Edited by Nastypope on 09-28-2005 04:36 PM



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_Cicero_
Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:57 pm
#10


So considering George Lucas does actually see all the fan films made and honor 1 every year making it part of cannon, I wonder how he would react to this star wars galaxy fan film. hmmmmm he might have words for the DEV's before to many more films like this popped up LOL



MAKE THE FILM SOMEBODY, SEND IT TO GEORGE


SikrouDeco
Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:02 pm
#11

Jedi draws LS, swings, over..







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TrogdorrtheBurninator
Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:18 pm
#12

i'll be in your film if you make it.. i gots my force fx saber and outfit from kropserkel.com we can make a fan film with the SWG rules and show lucas what SOE is doing to destroy his dream.



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Wini
Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:53 am
#13






_Cicero_ wrote:


So considering George Lucas does actually see all the fan films made and honor 1 every year making it part of cannon, I wonder how he would react to this star wars galaxy fan film. hmmmmm he might have words for the DEV's before to many more films like this popped up LOL



MAKE THE FILM SOMEBODY, SEND IT TO GEORGE








That would be the day, when Lucas would probably do something with this MMO


I just wish something would happen...







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