Game Guides Archive
Thread: The ULTIMATE NOOB QUESTION Thread!
TyrranSkorr
Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:46 pm
#27
nov. ch = "If I master Creature Handler can I turn into a Roncor?"
me = "U mean Rancor?"
nov. ch= "yea yea rancor!!!1"
me= "umm no not really"
nov. ch= "aww tht would be cool!"
I just walked away
ToppDog
Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:13 pm
#28
LOL, I'd probably get banned...
Moving-Target wrote:
...so when is ToppDog gonna answer those 20 questions? (now...figure out if I'm serious or not)
rhisc
Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:37 pm
#30
Can you heal my encumberance? 
Can you teach me 1-handed 4? (When I had the Fence title up).
MandalorianArmr
Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:33 pm
#31
rhisc wrote:
Can you teach me 1-handed 4? (When I had the Fence title up).
i did that once....well the titles are kinda similar...blades master....battle master....
cult22
Thu Jul 29, 2004 2:00 am
#32
Can you fix my pistol? (Yeah i had my fixer title up 
)
Cant tell you how may times this has happened to me in one way or the other lol
Also:
Noob customer: Man, i got this uber pistol....can you slice it?
Me: yeah of course. However i charge a flat 5k for a slice tho.
Noob customer: Sure, np. I just looted this, and it's awesome !
Trades and hands me a CDEF
)Cant tell you how may times this has happened to me in one way or the other lol
Also:
Noob customer: Man, i got this uber pistol....can you slice it?
Me: yeah of course. However i charge a flat 5k for a slice tho.
Noob customer: Sure, np. I just looted this, and it's awesome !
Trades and hands me a CDEF
Message Edited by cult22 on 07-29-2004 11:01 AM
RottaBetito
Thu Jul 29, 2004 3:25 am
#33
N00b : hey can u slice this gun for me ?
Smuggler : sure thing.........28% dmg
N00B : so **edit** I asked for speed and you give me dmg you **edit**ing idiot
Smuggler : /ignore n00b
SmoothOperator
Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:15 am
#34
Thinking: Wow, the conversations are pretty realistic in this game and the graphics are greatbut where's all the bad-guys and the story bit?
(after someone talked to me) No F'ing way! that character just said my name!
(after finding out that "online" means there are other real people)
"Hello? Can you hear me?"
"This place is pretty big, are there other rooms too?"
"What do you mean 'Outside'?"
(after being given a "decent" gun by someone)
"Skills? Yeah I've played loads of shooter games before."
(after getting agroed)
"What key do you use to fire?"
"Hey, I'm shooting but I'm not pressing anything!"
(Dead)
"Can I start again?"
"How do you save the game?"
(Meeting my first roleplayer)
"sh*t, you're either really messed up or a fantastic AI"
I bought the game in germany and couldn't understand the packaging or manual. Never played an online game before either.
Zidane2007
Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:31 pm
#35
*bump* lol good thread
n00b: can i be your apprentice?
me: you can if you go kill a ancient canyon krayt dragon, there easy you could take them
n00b: where are they?
me: its on you data pad under points of interest
n00b: thx
he walks away, i never see him again lol
this was another one a while ago at fort tusken..
idiot: can you teach me?
me: sure, what do you want?
idiot: anything
*adds to group*
me: i have nothing i cant teach you, you havent qualified for any skills
idiot: why aren't you teaching me?
me: you have no skills to teach
idiot: why?
then i gave up and went into the caves, he followed and died, lol
RTL3
Tue Aug 17, 2004 5:35 pm
#36
some guy kept asking me to have my helm to "try it on" promised he would give me his house
zPYROz
Tue Aug 17, 2004 6:35 pm
#38
My friend from a diff game: I've played SWG...
Me: Really? Which server are you on?
Friend: Oh I've only played it offline...
SandStormRaider
Tue Aug 17, 2004 10:41 pm
#39
I get this atleast once every 15 minutes in Mos Eisley
"Do you have any credits I can have?"