Game Guides Archive
Thread: The ULTIMATE NOOB QUESTION Thread!
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dothack02
Tue Aug 17, 2004 11:15 pm
#40
on my WS alt.
Can you make me an uber survival knife, im grinding fencer.
Bisola
Wed Aug 18, 2004 2:29 am
#41
RottaBetito wrote:N00b : hey can u slice this gun for me ?Smuggler : sure thing.........28% dmgN00B : so **edit** I asked for speed and you give me dmg you **edit**ing idiotSmuggler : /ignore n00b
I'm still LMAO five minutes after reading this.
Bisola
RottaBetito
Wed Aug 18, 2004 4:49 am
#43
Mahabret wrote:
(One of the reasons I don't public buff anymore)
me: (finishing a 2600+ buff set on customer) OK, all done. Happy hunting!
customer: hey, you missed my blue bar!
me: doctors can't buff the blue bar, only entertainers can
customer: I want my money back!
Nice one
GreatOwl
Wed Aug 18, 2004 4:55 am
#44
The "best" thing for Medics and entertainers:
"HEAL ME!" with a /shout or /yell command....
or:
"tip? what tip? What's that?"
Okay, it's not only a noob thing.
"HEAL ME!" with a /shout or /yell command....
or:
"tip? what tip? What's that?"
Okay, it's not only a noob thing.
Jibbrish
Wed Aug 18, 2004 4:57 am
#45
NoobSpammerIn_Coronet: /yell Can anyone slice this container for me??
Eloise: Nope, just smugglers.
NoobSpammerIn_Coronet: Eloise, i'm looking for someone to open this for me.
Eloise: O, my bad. Thought you needed to know who could do it for you.
(the whole time i had my master smuggler tag up and was no more than a step away from him)
Noob: /tell Eloise Can you tip me 10k for buffs?
Eloise: /r I don't recall receiving buffs from you...
Noob: /rt no, so I can get buffs.
Eloise: /r o sorry, my bad, i misunderstood.
Noob: /r so can you?
Eloise: /addignore Noob
djbardock
Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:02 am
#46
This is with a "Master armorsmith" tag up...
Him: "Can you repair my armor"
Me: "Sure" *repairs armor*
Him: "ok, good, now please repair my pistol..."
Me: "Sorry, I don't have any weapon repair tools...I'm a armorsmith."
Him: "Can you at least make me a new pistol?"
Me: "I am an Armorsmith! You need a weaponsmith."
Him: "Yeah, but can't you just get it and make me a new pistol?"
I think I walked away at this point.
I also used to get a lot of people who wanted armor repairs but..."How do I know you won't steal my armor?" Gee, you found me out! That's exactly what I want to do, you know, all this composite I have stocked on the vendor is really worthless...I really want to steal your Chiten armor and sell it and make lots of cash. You discovered my evil pyramid scheme to cheat noobs out of their superior armor.
Rippen208
Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:18 am
#47
A noob asks my Creature Handler friend (who was selling pets in Coronet) this question:
"Do you have a non-CH rancor?"
Rippen
"Do you have a non-CH rancor?"
Rippen
Zidane2007
Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:29 am
#48
lol i was in stitches at this..
i was in anchorhead about to go on a hunting group, some noob joins, we about to leave then...
*leader kicks noob*
noob: why?
leader: you have bad mind wounds you'l die easily
(he had the newbie marksman so we knew he was a noob)
noob: can you heal them?
leader: you have to find a entertainer in the cantina
noob: ok *he then walks up to a npc entertainer* rofl
noob: can you heal my wounds plz?
noob: plz
*noob frowns ast npc entertainer*
i was in a group and we were laughing so hard, lol
Mulio1
Wed Aug 18, 2004 7:55 am
#49
Can I have some credits?
Yeah, if you can beat me in a duel. And if you can, your not a noob so go out there and make some money you lazy a** 
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