Game Guides Archive
Thread: The ULTIMATE NOOB QUESTION Thread!
blat3332
Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:20 pm
#14
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? (I just couldn't help it.)
Loyal Imperial
Wombatula
Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:25 pm
#15
how can i play as boba fett? thats why i bought this game (no really, this post should still be up!)
ToppDog
Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:15 pm
#16
Here's a few that I would be sympathetic with:
1. How come my wookiee got pwned by an ewok baby?
2. Why do I slide across the floor when I sit down?
3. Why does everyones speeders look broken?
4. How come houseskeep popping up right in front of me when I'm ridingmy speeder?
5. Where is everybody?
6. How did that guy kick me from so far away?
7. How did that guy kill an AT-ST by punching it?
8.That's a coolAT-ST, can I drive it?
9. Can I ride shotgun in your speeder?
10. Why is there like 50 people in the entrance of the cantina but nobody else is inside?
11. Why can't I buy a drink at the bar?
12. Whyis that guys doing girly dances?...& why is he wearing panties?
13. How come I can only have one droid out at a time when Luke had two?
14. Why do the bad guys appear out of nowhere & kill me?
15. Why is this CDEF pistol so weak?
16. How come I can't rent an apartment in Theed?
17. How do you turn the engine off on your speeder when you park it?
18. How did that Jedi get beat by the guy with the wooden stick?
19. How come it says my house is full when I only have 3 backpacks & a plant in it?
20. Why did that Jedi come out of nowhere & kill that musician & that doctor?
RTL3
Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:35 pm
#18
why cant i be a jedi now? im special and i just joined, i should be a jedi.
Pantera_LandStrider
Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:21 am
#20
(When I was a Master BH) "can i have your bike and [composite] armour? i'll trade u for my flame thrower"
jdmarlin06
Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:23 am
#21
whats the command to pause the game.I would really like to be able to go to the bathroom without dying. I know its in there because I see people using /pause in their macros, but it doesn't work for me. What am I doing wrong?
Mystyrys
Wed Jul 28, 2004 4:11 am
#23
"19. How come it says my house is full when I only have 3 backpacks & a plant in it?"
ROFL!
I have a safety deposit box? Where? The bank? What bank?
Villain23
Wed Jul 28, 2004 4:46 pm
#25
This happened at a lan cafe.
Newbish guy, "Dude dude come here! Look! Isn't that the new Mando armor! That's sweet! I'm gonna get some."
Me, "Dude, that's Chiten."
Him, "Oh...
Moving-Target
Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:27 pm
#26
...so when is ToppDog gonna answer those 20 questions? (now...figure out if I'm serious or not)