Game Guides Archive
Thread: Reflections on Professions (collection)
PrObLeMs
Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:32 am
#14
SPICES
I love spices! They remind me of sugar and pink. I think that pink is a really nice color when combined with sugar, because I put sugar in my coffee, and it makes my coffee taste good. When I saw that I couldn't do experimentation on spices, I was really happy, because experimenting with pink is bad. If you make pink into blue, it turns blue, which is a bad color for spices. Blue reminds me of Corellia when it rains, and that's not good, because I have a huge hole in front of my Corellian house, and sometimes it gets acid rain in there, and acid rain reminds me of green, which makes me think of white stormtroopers, then I run out of my house screaming because I don't like stormtroopers, and I go to Ogun, the mayor, who told me to stop running out of my house screaming when he's getting new recruits. Whatever, he's just a mean old grump. He dosen't have any big hole in front of his house. He lives in a PA hall, which reminds me of grey gabaki.
UNDERWORLD
I like the underworld line! It makes me think of living underground, and how black it would be down there. I think that if SWG could let us live underground, it would make everyone happier, because the air down there is really clean, and there are bugs down there. The bugs are black, and really don't do much, except for run around, but this time, since people would set up harvies down there, they would mutate, and turn into green bugs. I like the languages that you can learn in the underworld line, because its good to understand languages. Once, when I traveled to Ethiopia, I said "Hey!" to a native girl, and she was like "Hey!" back, and I was like "Hey!" and then she was like "Hey?" and then I was like "Hey!" and she's like "S-T-F-U", then I was like "Hey!" So then we ran away from each other, because I think she thought that I was walking too fast. Its good to learn langauges because its good to learn stuff.
SLICING
Slicing stuff is good. Once, I sliced some bread for my mom, and I told her that I had really improved it, by like 35% effectiveness, and she was really mad at me, I don't know why... I used a thing called a clam shell, which looked like a molecular clamp to slice it, and she got really mean about it, I don't know why. I once tried slicing an ATM with a butter knife, but the person pressing buttons pushed me away, and I called them a noob. GO ME! Those kind of people remind me of the kind of people that are a kind of people that really don't like sharing stuff; so one time, (this year) in my Kindergarden, I was like "You look really great in that dress today. Can I try it on?" and she's like "Yeah, sure." and then the teacher's like "omg u fagz plz put de drez bak on plz datz rlly not kewl." And I'm like "Yeah, whatever, wanna go play some SWG and hold my hand?" and she's like "Okay." Then I sliced something for her character, and she really liked SWG can then got a account and created an image designer, and now she's like "You so rock. I love doing people's hair." and I'm like "I'm not a rock! You're a rock!" and then we fall over laughing and she lies down next to me and I'm like "Wanna get some applesauce?" and then we go and have a sleep over and she asks me if I want to get up at midnight and play SWG, 'cuz she brought her laptop, and I'm like "COOL!" and I end up sleeping in the same bed, with our laptops right beside us. It was really cool, because we both had all our normal clothes on, along with our sweaters, because it was cold in the room, and we had curled up together.
I love spices! They remind me of sugar and pink. I think that pink is a really nice color when combined with sugar, because I put sugar in my coffee, and it makes my coffee taste good. When I saw that I couldn't do experimentation on spices, I was really happy, because experimenting with pink is bad. If you make pink into blue, it turns blue, which is a bad color for spices. Blue reminds me of Corellia when it rains, and that's not good, because I have a huge hole in front of my Corellian house, and sometimes it gets acid rain in there, and acid rain reminds me of green, which makes me think of white stormtroopers, then I run out of my house screaming because I don't like stormtroopers, and I go to Ogun, the mayor, who told me to stop running out of my house screaming when he's getting new recruits. Whatever, he's just a mean old grump. He dosen't have any big hole in front of his house. He lives in a PA hall, which reminds me of grey gabaki.
UNDERWORLD
I like the underworld line! It makes me think of living underground, and how black it would be down there. I think that if SWG could let us live underground, it would make everyone happier, because the air down there is really clean, and there are bugs down there. The bugs are black, and really don't do much, except for run around, but this time, since people would set up harvies down there, they would mutate, and turn into green bugs. I like the languages that you can learn in the underworld line, because its good to understand languages. Once, when I traveled to Ethiopia, I said "Hey!" to a native girl, and she was like "Hey!" back, and I was like "Hey!" and then she was like "Hey?" and then I was like "Hey!" and she's like "S-T-F-U", then I was like "Hey!" So then we ran away from each other, because I think she thought that I was walking too fast. Its good to learn langauges because its good to learn stuff.
SLICING
Slicing stuff is good. Once, I sliced some bread for my mom, and I told her that I had really improved it, by like 35% effectiveness, and she was really mad at me, I don't know why... I used a thing called a clam shell, which looked like a molecular clamp to slice it, and she got really mean about it, I don't know why. I once tried slicing an ATM with a butter knife, but the person pressing buttons pushed me away, and I called them a noob. GO ME! Those kind of people remind me of the kind of people that are a kind of people that really don't like sharing stuff; so one time, (this year) in my Kindergarden, I was like "You look really great in that dress today. Can I try it on?" and she's like "Yeah, sure." and then the teacher's like "omg u fagz plz put de drez bak on plz datz rlly not kewl." And I'm like "Yeah, whatever, wanna go play some SWG and hold my hand?" and she's like "Okay." Then I sliced something for her character, and she really liked SWG can then got a account and created an image designer, and now she's like "You so rock. I love doing people's hair." and I'm like "I'm not a rock! You're a rock!" and then we fall over laughing and she lies down next to me and I'm like "Wanna get some applesauce?" and then we go and have a sleep over and she asks me if I want to get up at midnight and play SWG, 'cuz she brought her laptop, and I'm like "COOL!" and I end up sleeping in the same bed, with our laptops right beside us. It was really cool, because we both had all our normal clothes on, along with our sweaters, because it was cold in the room, and we had curled up together.
MBLAST
Tue Sep 21, 2004 9:43 am
#15
5 stats for this post, by the way! Good job! You may have started a new "thing"!
TwiZzoT
Tue Sep 21, 2004 4:24 pm
#18
I wish I had the skill to that you do to tell people how much I like things and why I like them. I could try but it would be a useless demonstration and would just make me look pitiful and stupid, which I do not like at all.
Kraftomatic
Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:02 pm
#19
I read the beginning of this post thinking "SBFN all the way" (Short-Bus Forum New) but Looks like we have an artist here.
abecedary
Tue Sep 21, 2004 11:47 pm
#20
Shoulda stopped here, good stuff, then I got tired.
PrObLeMs wrote:
--""**!!UPDATED, SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM!!**""--
Architect:
I always liked the word, Architect. Kinda makes me want to create something. I've got a few things to say about the lines, and I think they are more valuable then everyone's lives.
Furniture:
I love furniture! My house has furniture in it! And my real life house has furniture in it, too. Since when does an architect create furniture? Kind of reminds me of when I went to a Chinese restauraunt with my girlfriend and she orderd chicken chow mein, and I ordered fries and a hamburger. She glared at me as I ate my stir-fried fries, and then threw my hamburger down on the floor because I was vegetarian. I don't know why she was mad at me. Maybe she was having her period that day. Who knows?
...Message Edited by PrObLeMs on 09-21-2004 06:32 AM
PrObLeMs
Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:33 am
#21
/grin. Sorry about the PMS joke. It has been removed. No offense, ladies.
Quandru
Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:57 am
#23
[In Best Yoda Accent]
Mmmmm, very impressed am I, laughed from my belly I did! Think me that continue to post like this you should! Mmmmm!