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Thread: Reflections on Professions (collection)
Emotemaster
Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:18 pm
#27
swordsman. btw you rock. lol
btw. what server you on?
Message Edited by Emotemaster on 09-23-2004 05:26 PM
PrObLeMs
Thu Sep 23, 2004 9:30 pm
#28
I'm working on Carbineer. Swordsman comes next. I don't play on Live servers much, I'm usually on JTL beta. Let's not turn this into a "About Me" discussion, please. I like writing crazy stuff more than discussing myself.
PrObLeMs
Fri Sep 24, 2004 8:54 pm
#29
The Name:
Carbineer is a COOL name! I like the name Carbineer, it reminds me of flowers, and carbon. Especially Carbon, you know, the Rodian on swgcenter.com? His name is Carbon, and he's really funny. Funny is a cool word, it has two 'n's, and it makes me think of blue, which is a great color, because once I was wearing a blue shirt, and my kindergarden teacher is like "Wow! That's a GREAT shirt! Its BLUE! Can you write BLUE for me?" So I like, wrote blue for her, and she's like "Good job! Its written like your T-Shirt!" Then I take my T-Shirt off and give it to her and she's like "No, no, keep it! I hate your shirt!" And then I'm like "I'm gonna cry!" and then she's like "If you do I'll tell your mommy you kissed Ali," and then I'm like "Yeah, sure, I won't cry."
Carbine Colors:
When I first picked up Carbineer, I wanted a gun that shot GREEN rays! But could I get that? Nooo, I couldn't! I had to have one of the ones that shot lousy blue rays. Who LIKES blue rays? Honestly, I've always thought that blue was an ugly color. Even if this is contradictory to what I said in other reflections, I really do hate blue. Especially when its mixed with black. It turns out to be navy blue, and that reminds me of the sea, and once I was on a seaboat, and I ate this salad, it had green leaves in it, and a really cool sauce, and I liked the sauce, but not the vegables, so I asked for a glass of the sauce, and then I took the glass of sauce. After departing from the general vicinity, I decided to vomit up 99% of what was left in my stomach, and I lost my sauce, too. So I was really mad, and went to the Supermarket (Star Market > Walmart), and got some. Then I was happy because I had some.
Carbine HAM Costs:
What's the best thing about Carbineers? THE BARS TURN WHITE QUICKLY! I don't like green, blue, and red when I can have WHITE in place of them! White is 500 times better than everything, because it is blank. The SWG forums don't have white. I don't know why they don't have white. Its unfair that they don't have white. Instead of having Devs' names be red, or yellow, I think they should have WHITE names! It would make it so much easier to distinguish them. Also, I used to have a white car, and it was a really cool white car, and we never got into a traffic accident because it was white, and everyone loves white.
Carbineer is a COOL name! I like the name Carbineer, it reminds me of flowers, and carbon. Especially Carbon, you know, the Rodian on swgcenter.com? His name is Carbon, and he's really funny. Funny is a cool word, it has two 'n's, and it makes me think of blue, which is a great color, because once I was wearing a blue shirt, and my kindergarden teacher is like "Wow! That's a GREAT shirt! Its BLUE! Can you write BLUE for me?" So I like, wrote blue for her, and she's like "Good job! Its written like your T-Shirt!" Then I take my T-Shirt off and give it to her and she's like "No, no, keep it! I hate your shirt!" And then I'm like "I'm gonna cry!" and then she's like "If you do I'll tell your mommy you kissed Ali," and then I'm like "Yeah, sure, I won't cry."
Carbine Colors:
When I first picked up Carbineer, I wanted a gun that shot GREEN rays! But could I get that? Nooo, I couldn't! I had to have one of the ones that shot lousy blue rays. Who LIKES blue rays? Honestly, I've always thought that blue was an ugly color. Even if this is contradictory to what I said in other reflections, I really do hate blue. Especially when its mixed with black. It turns out to be navy blue, and that reminds me of the sea, and once I was on a seaboat, and I ate this salad, it had green leaves in it, and a really cool sauce, and I liked the sauce, but not the vegables, so I asked for a glass of the sauce, and then I took the glass of sauce. After departing from the general vicinity, I decided to vomit up 99% of what was left in my stomach, and I lost my sauce, too. So I was really mad, and went to the Supermarket (Star Market > Walmart), and got some. Then I was happy because I had some.
Carbine HAM Costs:
What's the best thing about Carbineers? THE BARS TURN WHITE QUICKLY! I don't like green, blue, and red when I can have WHITE in place of them! White is 500 times better than everything, because it is blank. The SWG forums don't have white. I don't know why they don't have white. Its unfair that they don't have white. Instead of having Devs' names be red, or yellow, I think they should have WHITE names! It would make it so much easier to distinguish them. Also, I used to have a white car, and it was a really cool white car, and we never got into a traffic accident because it was white, and everyone loves white.
Kraftomatic
Sat Sep 25, 2004 5:47 am
#31
Know when someone tells you a joke...you laugh...Then they tell you again, and again, and again and again and again and it's not funny anymore?....
....yeah, thats what this post reminds me of when I open it now.
Kraftomatic
Sat Sep 25, 2004 9:37 pm
#34
I would disagree. when I think of great writers I think of people from a while ago. when I think of people from a while ago I think of john handcock. when I think of cocks I think of, um.... 
Message Edited by Kraftomatic on 09-26-2004 12:38 AM
Bloodshead
Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:19 am
#38
Umm... ok
Nice thread, got kinda dull during the end but still was a nice laugh
Oh ya do rifleman next
Nice thread, got kinda dull during the end but still was a nice laughOh ya do rifleman next