Doctor Archive
Thread: 10 Annoying phrases that makes Doctors cringe....
"Hello, are you buffing? I'm at the mining outpost."
Skee100 wrote:
Just a few days ago I got my master doctor at my city on Dantooine. Thirty seconds after learning:
"Hello, are you buffing? I'm at the mining outpost."
Needless to say, a few days later, I'm making a good amount of money on buffs
Oh! You got lucky! The first /tell I received after turning Master Doctor was:
"Can you find me and res me, I forgot to insure my new, expensive armor."
I learned to remove my profile from the searchable group after that.
What we need is a portable sign post we can drop beside us anywhere that reads
"MASTER DOCTOR - NOW BUFFING"
And have people click on it to take a number. "now serving number 6"
1) Are you buffing?
(OMG, if Im buffing I would be standing with my droid like an idiot advertising that Im buffing)
- Maybe.
2) How good are your buffs?
(We have to buff 50 people a day, that question can really annoy a doc, esp if he already advertised how good his buffs are in public already)
- Really, really, REALLY bad.
3) I'll tumble for you for $
(Im a DOCTOR I dont need the XP points anymore!)
- If you give me money I'll let you be my friend.
4) Can you heal my wounds?
(This I dont mind at all, unless of course this person has like 1 wound in every stat. Thats a major waste for us when you could just sit in the medical center for a minute to get that cleared up)
- No.
5) Do you need avian meat?
(If a doc wanted meat, we would go looking for it or advertising ourselves for it. I really cant stand this question during peak times)
- No.
6) Can you come here and buff me? I'm at Fort Tusken, Tatooine.
(I'm in Coronet, you gotta be kidding me)
- That will be 500,000 credits. Plus expenses.
7) Can you rez me?
(This I dont get. A doc is busy buffing and healing and someone is asking me to rez them before they die)
- Sure! (Then don't show up.)
8) Can I have money?
(Uhm....just cuz we're docs doesnt mean we donate to charity either LOL. We buff so you can be strong enough to kill creatures and people and get money for missions, Im gonna pass like gas on this one)
- Yes. /tip 1 credit.
9) Can you buff my mind?
(You gotta love this one)
- Yes, let me pull out my "Super Magical Extraordinary Mind Buff" Packs.
and the last thing I hate people asking....
10) Are you a doctor?
(No comment)
- Are you a jackass?
I'm bored.
1) I'm always buffing for 12k whether I like it or not, 2) They're very good, 3) I'll pay you 25 credits per hour to go tumble in the med center, send me your time sheet. 4) Yes.5) Yes, 900/900 6) Yes, 100k. 7) Yes, 100k. 8) Yes. /tip 1. 9) Yes, as soon as I become a master dancer. 10) Yes I am. Buffs are 12k.
Maibec
