Doctor Archive
Thread: Top 5 funniest things to do as master Doctor...
wickedHangover
Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:23 am
#27
UbifaA wrote:
rock into a very crowded coronet after reset, when no other doctors are around, pull out medical droid, sit down, and log out.
Just learned a new one sit AFK with a macro running that says:
"Buffing 3.5 hours, 2500 to all stats, please watch BF and BANK Tips Only - 7500k"
and see how many people bank tip you and just sit there waiting....
MagenShae
Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:02 pm
#28
I've logged into coronet, gone afk while loading.. came back.. and had a line of 20 people (and I NEVER buff for money)... I was scared to death to move my mouse button! I made my guildie come to Coronet, I logged out.. then had him call me on the phone when I finally disappeared from the planet and the line finally left (they still stood there 10 mins after I logged out with the LD above my head)... once they left, i logged in and hauled ass out of Coro.. my Guildie and I were rolling, we were laughing so hard.. we couldnt believe people would just line up without knowing if the Doc was even buffing...
kinda like those old soup lines you heard about in Russia... people would see a line and just get in it, now knowing whats at the end...
oh.. and my favorite thing to do as Master Doc/Master CM... I start to speak french to everyone bugging me about wanting buffs then tell them (in very broken english) that they must not have downloaded the french version of SW:Gbut, Ill be sure to wait while they go and download the correct version so we can do business... then leave...
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wickedHangover
Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:50 am
#29
Ok so I pulled into coronet last night and loaded nest to a master smuggler, who was standing in the vacinity of the larger than normal buffbot crowd. I think only one doc was buffing and there was at least a line of 25.
I asked if he had a minute to slice a couple things and during that time I got hit with about 5 /tell's asking for buffs which I returned a polite, "Sorry I'm not buffing, I have no meds.". I didn't realize I forgot to swap tags, I kept the doc one around during a trip to the geo cave, I like to rez people, but I digress....
The smuggler sliced my weapons and without thinking, since he was telling me the slices in spatial (29% damage and then 35% speed ontwo scythes, why not the other way around?), I asked him, in spatial, would you like a buff? I just picked up some crazy new packs and haven't tried them out yet.
Needless to say, I could not jump planets fast enough by accidentally saying that one outloud.
Keuller
Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:19 am
#30
I tag along with my BH friend. He kills a jedi, the jedi and their entourage end up asking me for a rez. I agree to rez, for 200k (Hey, that's what they save in XP, 1cr/xp is CHEAP). Then my BH friend comes back and kills them again. Then I get to say "Oops I'm out of rez packs." Hillarious...Unless you're a jedi.
taycie
Thu Jul 29, 2004 7:00 am
#31
Somehow a friend of mine can buff through a line of 20 people on 1 dose of havla, shot of brandy and muon. Nothing makes me laugh harder than sitting in Coronet watching him start at the end of a very long line and buff the entire line, not charging a credit and hearing the doctorcharging 20k a buffflip out.
wickedHangover wrote:
5: Buff noob players health bar and watch them freak out thinking you attacked their action bar with jedi powers.
4: Charge opposing faction players 50k for buffs.
3: make buff packs out of bazaar resources and charge 15k per set.
2. Buff yourself at starports while wearing an AFK tag with afk message that says, "Sorry, i'm out of buff packs and am not buffing".
1. Buff the secondaries of tumblers in the med centers.
yes, master doc can be fun....what else can you do?
taycie
Thu Jul 29, 2004 7:03 am
#32
VTmoon wrote:
neosayberbum wrote:
/shout Buffing 2500 for 3hrs 45 min @ 8K a set (in Coronet)
Wait for 50 people to line up - then close up shop and say you left your packs on lok - you'll be right back
*Never done it - but it sounds pretty funny to me*
I actually did something simillar, was waiting for shuttle and shouted " UBER buffs 2700 for 3 hours not for sale, don't Send tells"
and some people still sent a tell asking how much, lol.
LOL!!! 
Thakkin
Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:49 pm
#36
Pull out your droid and set patrol points to make it walk away from you to the other side of the city.
Next, setup shop at the beginning of the patrol points and start shouting your regular ad. When someone comes. Tell him your going to start, then wait about 9 seconds and then say "hmm." Turn to your droid and /bonk it. Then wait like 7 seconds and say, "What the hell? Why aren't you doing your job?" Then wait a few seconds and say. "What? Your still mad about that? Look, I told you I didn't mean it. I was drunk." Wait a few seconds. "Damit! How many times do I have to apologize to you. Jesus! Just shut your hole and do your job you stupid robot!!!" Then start the droid on the patrol route so it looks like he walks off. Then wait till it gets about 10m away and say. "Oh, so it's like that huh? Fine, I don't need you anyways" Then wait till it's like 25m away and say "Where are you going? I'm sorry! I didn't mean to call you a robot! Please come back!" and start running after it and follow it.
Grimerules
Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:00 pm
#37
i got a few of them
1.whene buffing log off whene you get the cash for the buffs then log back on and say i crashed.then you can say uhh ohh my buff packs are gone let me relog still gone o.o and my cash is gone then they all walk of and get like a free 10k or something.
2.another one is you buy noob stuff put on a noob tag and say you are buffing and then tons of ppl come to yor line and look at you and think you are a noob then whene there where in the front of another line they are in the back to keep ppl from seeing you hide in someones pet or behind someone.
3.say that your buffing then whene ppl run to you and then you have like 20 ppl in your line and then insted of buffing them say opp i think i took out the wrong stuff of my fact so then they all run back in there line.
thats all i made up
Pint
Sat Jul 31, 2004 7:39 pm
#38
Well, this works well with the Master Doc/Master Cm combo.... I'm watching alot of the players drop like flies in Fort Tusken from mind (which I could heal, if I were nice). Well, they keep coming back unbuffed... so, to be really annoying I decide that I need a refresher on MY buffs... That creates a line for buffs that I'm never going to do -- well, for 20k per set I might 
(I just tell them that I can't buff other players... that always gets them going)
(I just tell them that I can't buff other players... that always gets them going)Area poison/area disease... I've taken most of the kills around me. Oh, look -- everyone is bleeding, as am I... but I can heal myself and go collect the loot from everything everyone else was nice enough to put the DB on for me
One other fun thing to do is... having problems with KSing? They're usually too busy stealing YOUR kill to notice they're gonna die. I had this guy ask me to heal him as he's stealing my kill... which I ignored. SO... after taking a few of MY kills, he dies. Well, what to do besides pull my droid and rebuff next to his corpse? I got so many tells from that guy the rest of the day... but it was worth it...
morticiaFIN
Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:19 am
#39
omfg ive never laughed this much reading a thread in these forums
These things are maybe not the funniest but at least a bit uncomfortable situations to be...
...went to hunt NS, with their new lovely choking attacks. After the second elder one of us died,
and after rez i started to re-buff him. An what does my droid do? After 2 stats it turns around,
and starts running like hell to god knows where. I cant do anything but watch and gasp. Store
and recall? No, u cant store in ages. I continue the fight and healing others, until suddenly,
my droid comes rushing back 
I quickly start buffing my friend again.... and after another 2 stats -
I quickly start buffing my friend again.... and after another 2 stats - the fecking droid turns around... and runs like hell.... again. This time it turns back after about 50m
and comes back. Needless to say that at this point im wise enough to havla the rest of stats before it runs again 
Rest of the fight my companions kept saying "Poor little droid dont run away, i will defend you!"
...logged on, early Saturday morning, and went to get a cup of coffee while it was loading.
A moment later took a glimps at the screen. There I am, sitting in front of Corolag starport,
master tag rise and shining, a huge crowd walking around me and sitting down next to me.
No other docs of course in the whole spamnet. /gasp /say Do you ever feel like you are being stared at?
...tired of buffing and feel like in need of a break. Shouting "line closed" or something similar.
When the last one is under work, someone ALWAYS comes to you and asks "Not even me?"
...buffing with ppl waiting around, maybe 10 ish in the line. Someone (noob) comes and asks
"Can u buff me"
"Sure, bank tip to get in line"
"Ok i tipped u, buff me now" / "Ok i am ready for my buffs"
Oh all the lovely moments of this profession