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Thread: Top 5 funniest things to do as master Doctor...
Twunt
Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:54 am
#14
it's the little thing i find amusing.
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the noobs send you a tell, "wahhh wahh *throw toys from pram* how long till it's my turn"
after the 20th time,, you reply:-
"and so i ****ed her so hard she cried"
"oops mt"
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problem customer, when i was CH, after i finished buffing him out comes the bantha set to follow target.
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when you've closed for business, some dude comes up to you and asks how much.
"2 million per individual buff. all these people paid"
panic from all around me...
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lastly, my favourite (did this with great amusement), wouldn't buff someone because they looked at me funny.
SpunkyKuma
Mon Jul 26, 2004 8:39 am
#15
At Dant mining outpost there was a doctor sitting by the cantina randomly buffing, not knowing I accidentally wore the "Novice Doctor" title people were asking me "are your buffs over 2K stats?" etc. like that not knowing I had the novice title up. I advertised my buff after someone asks me for a buff because he didn't want to stand in line, apparently the customers the other doctor happened to come over to my line because my buff stats were better than his (he charged 15K, I charged 10K). The opposing doctor then sends me a tell "how do you get buffs better than mine and not be master?". I found it amusing that I was getting all kinds of tells wondering **edit** is going on until I targetted myself and finally it made alot of sense, and the opposing doctor was angry. 
Wear the novice title if you know your buffs are better than the masters around you, I had some good laughs.
Wear the novice title if you know your buffs are better than the masters around you, I had some good laughs.
Vicci A'Tivo - Elder "in your face" Bounty Hunter
ShakariPsy
Mon Jul 26, 2004 11:03 am
#16
hehe I was waiting at coronet for a shuttle and there was about 7 docs buffing, when one run in sits down and yell " "2500 buffs for 3.5 hours for free - Need the exp"
then there was an outraged shout of dispair from the other docs hehe
Found it very funny 
Rchuno
Mon Jul 26, 2004 1:14 pm
#17
** Favorite Macro of all time **
(50k)
/yell Buffs, 50k a set, yeah everyone elses are better than mine and I don't care.
/pause 30;
/macro 50k;
and my AFK message
I make more money running missions than I could ever hope to make buffing. So make it worth my while.
(50k)
/yell Buffs, 50k a set, yeah everyone elses are better than mine and I don't care.
/pause 30;
/macro 50k;
and my AFK message
I make more money running missions than I could ever hope to make buffing. So make it worth my while.
Arc-Xion
Mon Jul 26, 2004 1:14 pm
#18
i have to try that next time in buffing and there is a bunch of doc's buffing and i have no line.
when i do buff and i have no line i like to tell people in the other doc's line that im paying people to come stand in my line then. the say cool ill in coming over right now then i tip the one crd. and then i end up when a line of 10 people work for me ever time lol
Eyedun
Mon Jul 26, 2004 1:32 pm
#19
Rchuno wrote:
** Favorite Macro of all time **
(50k)
/yell Buffs, 50k a set, yeah everyone elses are better than mine and I don't care.
/pause 30;
/macro 50k;
and my AFK message
I make more money running missions than I could ever hope to make buffing. So make it worth my while.
LOL.. i got something similar cept mine states my 2500 buffs are stricly for the elite/hardcore ..if 25K seems like alot to you, get off my planet plebian and go bother one of the lower class Drs
hehe..makes me TONS of friends !
UbifaA
Mon Jul 26, 2004 7:22 pm
#20
rock into a very crowded coronet after reset, when no other doctors are around, pull out medical droid, sit down, and log out.
raz1337
Tue Jul 27, 2004 12:19 am
#21
lol, I felt bad about buffing tumblers, but I guess I'm not the only one that does it
Sunakk
Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:12 pm
#23
wickedHangover wrote:
UbifaA wrote:
rock into a very crowded coronet after reset, when no other doctors are around, pull out medical droid, sit down, and log out.
Just learned a new one sit AFK with a macro running that says:
"Buffing 3.5 hours, 2500 to all stats, please watch BF and BANK Tips Only - 7500k"
and see how many people bank tip you and just sit there waiting....
Don't you get a lot of angry "customers" who want their money back? I would be slightly frightened to open my email! lol
TheWhiteRaider
Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:16 pm
#24
One of my favorates is to buff youself with some kind of lower end pack for like 1.9k and then get in line with newbie tags and have him buff over your previous buffs. When you see the "____ has enhanced you for 500" say stuff like "Hey you said you can buff me for 2.5k!" "Give me my money back!"
Just keep ranting for a while, but then put up you MD tags and say "Got you"
Caly
Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:22 pm
#25
OMG!!! That is so funny haha! I thought of some more things, even though they are kind of stupid hahaha......
1. When people say things to you say, "No, not those voices again!"
2. Put on your Master Doctor tag and yell Master Doctor buffing, 20k! And buff for like800 or less and say critical failure!hahaha, you weren't lying, they are Master Doctor buffs
3. Say, "Buffing noobs for only 3k! Buffing other people for 15k!" Try and see how many people lie to you by checking there badges. Then say sorry (when they aren't noobs) liers are 20k.
Well even though they are stupid...I like #1 best...Just wanted to say them haha
Karisa Admento------------------------------------------------
Doctor-4440 (Future Master Doctor)
Future Master Teras Kasi
Master Medic
Shil
Tue Jul 27, 2004 11:34 pm
#26
Ok... If nothing else I'll bring a sense of humour to this profession.