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Thread: stupid doc stories
JonAzz
Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:52 am
#27
gibsonSG wrote:Me going to work in RL"Sorry I'm 30 minutes late but I couldn't get out of bed"Boss:Np I got that Herbivore meat for you last nightIf it looks like there's a problem at work I just drop hints that I may quit doc, the day seems to go a little smoother thenpsDon't know how many times I've done the shuttle thing. 2 otr 3 times must be my record
damn thats awsome!
I've have a lot of stupid stories...
buying 600k of the wrong type of resource for 5cpu (naboo fiberplast instead of tat)
I buffed someone for 12k they run off, it was my last use in the pack so I get up to go do something. get a tell from a friend of mine to come rez him ( he was pvping or something...) i rez him and get tefed, well once I rez hinm the guy i just buffed not to long ago comes over and kills me.
I didnt get pissed off just sent him a few tells laughing sicne i jsut buffed him
heh and thats not the dumbist thing i've done...
Sirisandir
Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:11 pm
#28
Kabarra wrote:
Had to share this with the doc community.......
I play with a RL friend of mine most of the time.
About 3 months ago I am soundly asleep at about 8 in the morning. My phone rings, it always wakes me up, so I run downstairs to answer.
Me: *groggy and angry* Hullo?!
RL friend: HI!
Me: what the hell you want?? I am sleeping!
RLF: Well you're awake now right?
Me: **ck yeah you clown, what do you want??
RLF: I died....
Me: huh?!?
RLF: I died....
Me: do what now?
TLF: I died! Come rez me......I didn't clone and insure on this planet.
Me: *awake and steaming pissed* You have got to be utterly and completely sh*tting me!!
RLF: Well you're awake now so cmon! PLease!?
Me: *what I said here is not utterable on public forums*
I have know this guy for about 17 years now...so course I jump in game and rez his retard eddie butt....followed by numerous strings of rather rude words directed at him and his mother's goat if I remember...
So then I just played the morning away...I was awake after all.
He did give me a big ol thank you tho lol. He thought I was going to kill him. I prolly should have come to think about it.
Told him if he ever did this kinda stunt again he could rot and I would go back to bed.
Sheeesh the things we do for friends eh?
LMAO
ImageExpert
Fri Feb 25, 2005 6:22 am
#29
A downside of using cure DOT macro in a duel and having area cure packs in inventory...you cure them as you cure yourself
It was funny to me because I discovered after the duel that I forgot to switch out single and area cure packs in the inventory
It was funny to me because I discovered after the duel that I forgot to switch out single and area cure packs in the inventory
Twitchie
Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:44 am
#30
Kabarra wrote:
Had to share this with the doc community.......
I play with a RL friend of mine most of the time.
About 3 months ago I am soundly asleep at about 8 in the morning. My phone rings, it always wakes me up, so I run downstairs to answer.
Me: *groggy and angry* Hullo?!
RL friend: HI!
Me: what the hell you want?? I am sleeping!
RLF: Well you're awake now right?
Me: **ck yeah you clown, what do you want??
RLF: I died....
Me: huh?!?
RLF: I died....
Me: do what now?
TLF: I died! Come rez me......I didn't clone and insure on this planet.
Me: *awake and steaming pissed* You have got to be utterly and completely sh*tting me!!
RLF: Well you're awake now so cmon! PLease!?
Me: *what I said here is not utterable on public forums*
I have know this guy for about 17 years now...so course I jump in game and rez his retard eddie butt....followed by numerous strings of rather rude words directed at him and his mother's goat if I remember...
So then I just played the morning away...I was awake after all.
He did give me a big ol thank you tho lol. He thought I was going to kill him. I prolly should have come to think about it.
Told him if he ever did this kinda stunt again he could rot and I would go back to bed.
Sheeesh the things we do for friends eh?
If it had been me, I would have rez'd him, then killed his butt a few times, just for good measure. Might as well make waking up worthwile, eh?
My favorite, just a few weeks ago. Keep in mind, I'm a 7 foot tall, overweight wookiee, and my BE clothing is a waist wrap.
I'm buffing at the MOP, and I havea pretty good line going, 30 deep or so, so I'm hurrying. I get a tip, buff the guy in front of me. He says thanks, then tips me cash. Wierd, but I'm rushing, so I buff the next guy, thinking he might have bank tipped me sooner. He tips me cash. Suddenly, I get this /tell asking if I'm ever gonna buff him.......I'm like, who?
So I back up, there's this super short Mon Cal standing, hidden, under my waist wrap. I never even saw him............
Needless to say, I tipped him back, he got his buff for free.
_Dose_
Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:12 pm
#31
I was buffing in coronet. Some rebel got killed and asked if i could rez and buff him. I did. I told him that he could tip a little extra if heappreciated thewhole service. He complained bitterly for a long time. About 6 minutes later, I buffed an overt imp. Well the rebel goes and gets overt, and hekilled me. Had about 15 ppl in line, mostly rebels. he was flamed and I cloned. pvp rating drops again - 1102
No good deed goes unpunished.
HolyCommunist
Sun Feb 27, 2005 10:06 am
#32
Buffing on Dant, as such you get the "quenker ganker" leveling crowd (IE, lots of Novice Rifleman/TK) well anyhow, I'v got a good long line going and quite frankly I want to go and level myself; but being the nice soul I am I decide just to let the line finish itself off. So I'm going along - getting banktips mostly as I asked when one guy gets to the front of the line. Here is the conversation.
Customer: tip 13000
Me: uh.. you forgot to put the /tip dude.
Customer: BUFFZ?
Me: excuse me?
Customer: I tiped u plz buff
Me: no no, check your chat log, you just typed tip, you forgot the /
Customer: I tipped u plz buff
Me: no.. no you didn't tip me.
(people in the line starting to get angry)
Customer: No u just didn't see it
Me: no, -you- didn't see it, now are you going to tip me?
Customer: I already did
Me: /sigh look, If you honestly think that you tipped me then I will buff you, but I simply ask that you check your chat log.
Customer: (says nothing)
Me: hello?
Customer: buff
Me: screw it (I buff him) will you pay me now?
Customer: (runs off)
I love being a Doctor sometimes.
NoStyleGuy
Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:18 pm
#33
i just got novice doc, and im wearing the title cause im a dumba$$ i guess(hadn't considered the consiquences with ppl and buffs etc)
newbie:"can i get a buff"
me : "no sorry i just started, and can't buff yet"
newbie: "oh i'll wait"
me: "no i just started doctor, and anyways, your gonna want a master buff, not some crappy one from me"
newbie:"why won't u buff me"
Me: "i can't dude i dont have the ability"
newbie: "follow me"
Me: "ok"
(takes me to med center"
newbie:"ok now u can"
me: "NO, i dont have the ability to "enhance heal" aka buff"
newbie: "why won't u buff me !!!!!"
me : "dude, i CAN"T"
newbie: "i'll pay you alota money"
me : how much?
newbie: "idk 800?"
me ;"ppl buff for 10-15k man"
newbie:"thats a rip off!"
me :"yeah well, then don't buy it"
newbie:" fine , duel me!"
me :"what...."
newbie has challenged u to a duel
--i accept cause im a novice pistoleer and he has no masteries, badges or guild-----
kill him real quick
newbie:"i woulda won if i was buffed, you tricked me into not getting a buff, your evil!"
me: /addignore
Vadvagool
Sun Feb 27, 2005 2:47 pm
#34
i just had got master doc.....got real excited about making bucks buffing.....so i buy a buff packgo to MP and start buffing....2550 stats for 14k.....i am buffing and this guy come up to me in RIS armor and hops out of of an AV-21 and goes, can u give a free buff to a noob...i was sorta a noob at that time....but i knew what RIS and an AV ment....
Him: Plz give a noob a free buff man
Me: No, u have an AV and RIS
Him: I got it as a present i really have no money
Me: No jsut tip me 14k...
Him: *Flaming*
Now my 2h speed capped friend who is Mswords Mbrawler TKA fencer stacked dude comes in
Friend: Can i get a buff...how much
Me: For you, free
Him: WFT %$%^%^$^%$^ you give him for free
Friend (to Him): WFT man gotta problem
Him: That doc is being a (Censored)
Friend (who had on novice brawler tag): I'll duel you
Him (TKM tag): ok
Needless to say my friend pwned him and DB'd him
then.....
i get a msg from Him
Him: I will pay you 500k for rez plz man i dont want my RIS to decay....i just bought it.....
Me: haha sucks for you
Me: /addignore
Idiots make the world go 'round
Him: Plz give a noob a free buff man
Me: No, u have an AV and RIS
Him: I got it as a present i really have no money
Me: No jsut tip me 14k...
Him: *Flaming*
Now my 2h speed capped friend who is Mswords Mbrawler TKA fencer stacked dude comes in
Friend: Can i get a buff...how much
Me: For you, free
Him: WFT %$%^%^$^%$^ you give him for free
Friend (to Him): WFT man gotta problem
Him: That doc is being a (Censored)
Friend (who had on novice brawler tag): I'll duel you
Him (TKM tag): ok
Needless to say my friend pwned him and DB'd him
then.....
i get a msg from Him
Him: I will pay you 500k for rez plz man i dont want my RIS to decay....i just bought it.....
Me: haha sucks for you
Me: /addignore
Idiots make the world go 'round
killerchicken
Sun Feb 27, 2005 3:09 pm
#35
someone advertising as "n00b" with a AV-21 and a full suit of RIS...wow, idiots a gogo, what you have to dor is walk up in bone amror...and hop out of a X31
x_Damion_x
Sun Feb 27, 2005 11:51 pm
#36
Good to know Im not the only one who flies into the city that Im in. 
x_Damion_x
Sun Feb 27, 2005 11:54 pm
#37
Oh ya. Also.
*after just buffing a friend in Coronet*
Guy: Hey, can I get a buff?
Me: Sorry, I was just buffing a friend.
Guy: For 50k?
Me: Okay, you have a deal.
Guy: Okay, theres the tip.
Me: I didnt get a tip.
Guy: Omg! I tipped you! Dont try to steel my money! I hate doctors who do that!
Me: I didnt get a tip.
Guy: Your gonna get banned for this you theif.
He never did tip me, I have the screenie of all this. Ahhh, how I love people who start drama.
_Dose_
Mon Feb 28, 2005 1:59 am
#38
ahh the ol' "I tipped you already" when you inform them they didn't. Sigh. Its not like we do this for a living. ROFL
JediGias
Mon Feb 28, 2005 9:53 am
#39
Wow, nice catch on your part. We should seriously have a black list of people for each server. Whenever someone tries something like this and we can get a screen shot to prove it, we should add the person to a list of people for that server that Doctors should beware of (or even have all doctors refuse to buff that person for a month or something like that). That would teach them to try to scam docs, lets see how freakin' far they get wihtout buffs. Personally, I would never buff that person ever, screw the month thing, scammers like that can burn for all I care.