Commando Archive
Thread: What if The Combat Balance was a Dog's name?
Turd_Ferguson523
Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:45 pm
#40
Message Edited by Turd_Ferguson523 on 01-04-2005 06:24 AM
Jonahm877
Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:59 pm
#41
OMG TH, the more I read it th bettr it gets... I read it lik 3 tmes now and it just keeps betting better!!!
CmdrAsz
Wed Apr 14, 2004 1:13 am
#42
Thunderheart wrote:
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "COMBAT BALANCE!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he sh**s on you!"
jefmes
Wed Apr 14, 2004 1:23 am
#43
Thunderheart wrote:
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "COMBAT BALANCE!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he sh**s on you!"
TH....you're nuts
S0ldad0
Wed Apr 14, 2004 1:23 am
#44
Thunderheart wrote:
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "COMBAT BALANCE!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he sh**s on you!"
Two men were sitting on the balcony of one of the guy's house with their dog, COMBAT BALANCE, drinking beer watching the sun set, when one of the men noticed COMBAT BALANCE licking himself in the lower regions a bit too long.
He said to his mate, "Does COMBAT BALANCE always do that?"
"Yep" replied his mate.
"I wish I could do that" hesaid his friend.
"Well you had better pat him first...."
Ajo79
Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:26 am
#46
Thunderheart wrote:
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "COMBAT BALANCE!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he sh**s on you!"
Best one I've heard in a long time! And from a DEV! Can't get any better
Kail_Mooner
Wed Apr 14, 2004 4:08 am
#47
Thunderheart wrote:
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "COMBAT BALANCE!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he sh**s on you!"
LMAO!
It's been a long time since I haven't seen such a thing on the official boards...It reminds me of the Gen Board's good old time! 
ColForbin13thIr
Wed Apr 14, 2004 4:46 am
#48
If "combat balance" was my dog, I'd shoot him, because clearly he is VERY, VERY, SICK !!!
Please, take "combat balance" to the vet before he dies.
Please, take "combat balance" to the vet before he dies.
erroroccured
Wed Apr 14, 2004 5:04 am
#49
C3po& Th decided to take combat balance for a walk. They stopped for their lunch break at an internet caffe, so Th couldanswer all of the professions top 10 questions.
During lunch, C3po noticed combat balance had an unhealthy fascination with humping his leg.
Th contemplating a great way to respond with another top 10 question delay, failed to notice combat balances new found love.
C3p0leg started to become chafed, C3po shook TH and awoke him from his delirium.
C3po yelled, how do I keep combat balance from humping my leg.
Th grabs C3po's hand, points to his palm, and replies, combat balance needs a happy ending.
Arconis_Runicblade
Wed Apr 14, 2004 5:46 am
#50
now this young man wouldn't be named thunderheart right? =)
Thunderheart wrote:
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "COMBAT BALANCE!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he sh**s on you!"
ThorsAnvil
Wed Apr 14, 2004 6:25 am
#51
There are 2 morals in this post by TH.
Dev's / and TH too, are human beings, and are capable of making jokes.
and TH's Sh** stinks just like everyone else's.
TheRocko
Wed Apr 14, 2004 6:54 am
#52
Thunderheart wrote:
"COMBAT BALANCE!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he sh**s on you!"
Hasn't that been done already?