Commando Archive
Thread: What if The Combat Balance was a Dog's name?
Tigernight
Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:19 pm
#28
Dev's wife: Hunny, remember your appointment today.
Dev: Huh? What appointment? ::scratches self::
Dev's wife: Your taking Combat Balance to the vet to be neutered.
Dev: Oh yeah. Heh, I hate that dog.
novakaine
Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:36 pm
#29
Thunderheart wrote:
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "COMBAT BALANCE!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he sh**s on you!"
*gasp* lol
Shazeen
Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:39 pm
#31
Thunderheart wrote:
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "COMBAT BALANCE!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he sh**s on you!"
That one's a classic TH!
Droid-S128
Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:57 pm
#33
Thunderheart wrote:A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress. The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped. "COMBAT BALANCE!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet. Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "COMBAT BALANCE!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one. "COMBAT BALANCE!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he sh**s on you!"
garvin
Tue Apr 13, 2004 8:59 pm
#34
Thunderheart wrote:
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "COMBAT BALANCE!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he sh**s on you!"
Ok...I never thought I would ever say this but...TH...you are my HERO!!!
How many Devs would join in on this "type" of fun...
So now the question on everyone's mind is, not that I'm a Correspondent...one of the original "ranting" Commandos...is this evidence that TH has finally been pushed over the edge...
Keep it up TH and we might just have to start liking you...LOL
Awww heck...you know we love you...
Lotussutol
Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:17 pm
#35
Thunderheart wrote:
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "COMBAT BALANCE!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he sh**s on you!"
I just snorted...thanks!
LordSeckmoth
Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:32 pm
#36
Thunderheart says:
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "COMBAT BALANCE!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he sh**s on you!"
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "COMBAT BALANCE!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.
"COMBAT BALANCE!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he sh**s on you!"
Okay I just sprayed out my Root Beer *Out of real beer *
*I never expected to see you here TH rofl..... so how long has Q had you chained to your desk this time?
*That was just a good one, man a great one, can't wait for FF now.... registered today*
-Edit:
Cool look at the spiffy new title, never seen that before, wheeee 
Message Edited by LordSeckmoth on 04-14-2004 12:33 AM
Kasyan
Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:02 pm
#37
Just goes to show all hope is not lost if a Dev will post based on the dimmly lit hope of the Commando..... Perhaps there is stilll hope ?
I hope....
[Sorry don't have any Combat Balance jokes 
]
Second Lt.: Kass'yan
Master Commando / SQL specialist
ArkonPhoenix
Tue Apr 13, 2004 10:43 pm
#39
TH do we have to remind you of the policy on vulger language in the forums? :-)