Commando Archive
Thread: What if The Combat Balance was a Dog's name?
gnometoes
Thu Apr 08, 2004 11:59 am
#14
If combat balance were a dog ... he'd probably be the kind that itches his butt on the carpet and then looks at you like "hey whats wrong with you pal ... im coming".
Balaam23
Thu Apr 08, 2004 2:09 pm
#15
why didn't I think of this earlier (runs off to rename his decoy droid)
garvin
Fri Apr 09, 2004 12:05 am
#16
Police Officer: So you want to report a missing dog named "Combat Balance"...can you describe him?
Commando: Nope...Don't know what he looks like...
Police Officer: You don't even know what your "Combat Balance" looks like?
Commando: Nobody seems to know what he looks like...
Plasmaboy
Fri Apr 09, 2004 10:16 pm
#17
Dad "I am afraid Combat Balance didn't make it son and has gone to heaven."
Son "Oh...Like my new turtle."
Dad "That's nice son has it got a name?"
Son "Yeah I call it Corvette."
Araido
Sat Apr 10, 2004 8:04 pm
#18
" D&mmit Combat balance.. stop licking yourself there.. we have company over !!!"
owner then thinks....
{ hmmmm.. if I could lick myself where Combat Balance licks himself.. I'd never leave the house...! }
Araido
Intrepid 
fareone
Sun Apr 11, 2004 6:13 am
#19
xdev member and y commando
y commnado: hello, can i speak with comb...
xdev member: who? what?
y commando: im saying bala...
xdev member: i know i know....
y commando:
(mind ticking in 1 sec)
xdev member: we are not using that name anymore
y commando: but but....
xdev member: good day
OnlyMaestro
Mon Apr 12, 2004 3:00 pm
#22
Son - "Daddy! Can we feed the Commando's now?"
Devs - "Wait for the Combat Balance son."
Son - "What's the Combat Balance?"
Devs - "Image Designers can make your hair sparkle now!"
Son - "What?"
Devs - "How about I buy you a droid entertainer module instead?"
Son - "*cries*"
KaptainKrude
Tue Apr 13, 2004 3:22 am
#23
Bark! Bark!
Dev: "What's that Combat Balance?!!? Little Commando Timmy has fallen down a well?!!?"
Bark! Bark!
***BANG!!!*** .......... thump!
Dev: "Stupid dog... I never liked little Timmy much anyhow!"
*hopes he's not the only one here old enough to remember Lassie*
Message Edited by KaptainKrude on 04-13-2004 06:24 AM
Eege
Tue Apr 13, 2004 11:10 am
#25
LOL
Love the Lassie reference. And now I do fel old too, cause I CAN remember Lassie.