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Thread: What if The Combat Balance was a Dog's name?

garvin
Wed Apr 07, 2004 2:19 pm
#1


Thought it might be nice to start a humor thread to blow off a lot of the tense feelings we all have thanks to the Combat Balance delay and always getting the typical "That will be addressed in the Combat Balance" response to most of our questions in the past...


So my question is...If you owned a Dog named "The Combat Balance" or just "Combat Balance" what would you find yourself saying or doing?


Here's my list:


  1. Bad Combat Balance...Bad...No bofa treat for you!!!

  2. I'm sorry, we can't wait for The Combat Balance...he appears busy humping the neighbors leg...

  3. Darn it...The Combat Balance piddled on the floor again...

  4. Here Combat Balance...Go fetch me an E-Web...good boy...

  5. Mom...The Combat Balance buried my HAR in the yard again...

  6. Dad...The Combat Balance ran away...the Devs can't seem to find it (ewww...low blow...sorry TH )

Feel free to add the list or start a different list/question of your own...

Message Edited by garvin on 04-07-2004 02:26 PM



Garvin Lansdowne
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maddogs
Wed Apr 07, 2004 2:24 pm
#2

/wimper


but iv ben a good dogy



dady *combat balence* chewied my flamer thrower up and now its usles



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TechnoHic
Wed Apr 07, 2004 2:53 pm
#3

/doorbell

"Is that your dog?"

Holds up bloody collar with tag showing

" I hit it with my car...sorry."



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Kobei
Wed Apr 07, 2004 4:01 pm
#4

lol






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mikeymonkey
Wed Apr 07, 2004 4:42 pm
#5

Devy to his mom:


"Mom! The kids at school don't think The Combat Balance is real, but I'm too lazy to bring him to school, and I DON'T WANNA SHARE HIM!"



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OnlyMaestro
Wed Apr 07, 2004 11:30 pm
#6

"Well...time to put Old Yeller' here to sleep..."



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invaliduser
Wed Apr 07, 2004 11:51 pm
#7

"Bad Dog!!!!! - now Im going to have to rub your nose in it"
RobbPilot
Thu Apr 08, 2004 7:32 am
#8

Yes, it is a dog but....


YOU HAVE NO HOPE OF CONTROLLING THIS CREATURE



Vurtorax
Thu Apr 08, 2004 7:52 am
#9

A Commando - "Oooh, I get a dog....it's name is Combat Balance?"


Devs - "Yes"


A Commando - "Oh.....that's a nice......Chihuahua (sighs)"


A Rifleman - "I just go a dog named Combat Balance too, it's great"


A Commando - "Yougot the Chihuahua too?"


A Rifleman - "Chihuahua.... I got a Great Dane.... look it's eatingsomebody's Chihuahua....bad boy, haha."






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garvin
Thu Apr 08, 2004 10:49 am
#10

Excellent additions...one more I came up with...


Devs: We had planned on bringing home The Combat Balance in April...But apparently he needs to be fixed...


Commandos: Fixed...I hope The Combat Balance still has some bite left in him after that...It would suck if we waited this long only to get The Combat Balance with no B_lls"






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erikAceman
Thu Apr 08, 2004 11:46 am
#11

lol


nice





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gnometoes
Thu Apr 08, 2004 11:55 am
#12

*whistle* combat balance ... Combat Balance .... *whistle* COMBAT BALANCE !
*nudge* Hunny ... wake up your dreaming again!
gnometoes
Thu Apr 08, 2004 11:57 am
#13

If commando's were dogs we'd have three leggs with a skate tied to our nub that says "HAR".
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