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Thread: Bivoli Tempari & Medic Clothes
Master Doc with a second account and I'm looking for this prime stuff on Tarq server but no one makes them except by special order.
Doesn't everyone have a Master Doc as a second account?
I can't keep the BE Bivoli on the shelf, word is spreading quickly. My most recent batch is +25.50 and they are reporting that their buffs are much better with the Bivoli. ![]()
Gracchus wrote:
"excuse me can I get in the line Argon?"
"hey get in line"
"make it a straight line"
"dont pay me till after the first buff"
"dont pay me till I tell you"
"oh my buffs /sigh"
/yell I just buffed for over 3k. la. I'm so wonderfull.
"you! yeah you over there. get back in line or you dont get your buffs"
lol
That's exactly how I treated my customers after a non-stop week of this:
wantbuff1 says: "CAN J00 BUFFMEH!!1!!"
wantbuff2 says: "Hi, where are you at?"
wanttrain3 says: "Hi! Can I get trained in blahblah101?"
You reply to wanttrain3: "Yes, I can buff you"
wantbuf4f3 says: "I know you said 6K for the set, but can I get all for 5K?"
You reply to wantbuff1: "Yes"
You buff gettingbuffed1 for 2100 constitution.
You reply to wantbuff2: "Outside the Starport"
gettingbuffed1 shouts: "OMG OMG OMG YOU N00B! GooD DoCs buff for AT LeaSt 3K! Give me my money back!"
/addignore gettingbuffed1
You buff gettingbuffed1 for 1200 action.
wantbuff2 says: "How much?"
newbie1 says: "Hey I need credits, you look rich, give them to me!"
wanttrain3 says: "Hellloooooooo? Can you train me? I need training? Are you there!?!"
gettingbuffed1 gives you the finger.
gettingbuffed1 gives you the finger.
gettingbuffed1 gives you the finger.
wantbuff1 says: "WHAR ARE YO?"
newbie2 says: "Hi, do you know where the starport is?"
newbie3 says: "Hey!"
newbie3 says: "I was just wondering.."
newbie3 says: "if you enjoy being a doc"
newbie3 says: "because I'm thinking of becoming"
newbie3 says: "one."
Jobarra injects self with cyanide syringe.
Everyone in line says: OMG! Does this mean we can't get buffed?!?!?!