Bio Engineer Archive

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Eater-of-worlds wrote:
Great fun! Good thing you bumped this thread otherwise i would have missed it.

...look at your dog, sighs and thinks "Man i wish he had ranged attack and strong poison".

...you see a wookie on Endor and you try to sample him for DNA (Goes for CH too but instead of sampling your looking for a baby).

...you camp the fridge to get milk.

...when your mom/girlfriend/boyfriend puts some milk in the fridge you jump over the kitchen table landing on the floor sliding all the way to the fridge, throw up the fridge door and grab the milk. All this time ignoring whoever is trying to communicate with you (They probably just trying to bash you for camping ).

...as soon as you see a dog house or a birdcage you start hitting it hoping youll get a spawn.

...when someone reports of an rabies infected dog put to death you get a dull face and say "Area decease wont stick anyway".

...wind up half dead in hospital whispering "damnit, i almost got a sample of that grizzly".

...your ultimate goal in game is to get yourself an flying roba.

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LMAO!!! /bump

.....when you analyze your own pets and can tell exactly what DNA was used to create them...

the lab definately has armor and low courage and maybe a secret ingreident of humor, while the australian shepard is very high in mind (actually higher that her master) and has a ranged nippy attack, the dachsund has maxed out speed and agility, while my mother's chihuhua has topped out aggression and courage, but neglible mind and a stun attack (with her constant barking)! (not dis-ing chihuhuas but just describing my Mother's)!! Now, for the cats....

Ebacca, MBE, MCH

Your baby mama wants you to take a paternity test, and you're sure you'll fall over dead when the kid in med school takes the DNA sample.

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etopia wrote:

.....when you analyze your own pets and can tell exactly what DNA was used to create them...

the lab definately has armor and low courage and maybe a secret ingreident of humor, while the australian shepard is very high in mind (actually higher that her master) and has a ranged nippy attack, the dachsund has maxed out speed and agility, while my mother's chihuhua has topped out aggression and courage, but neglible mind and a stun attack (with her constant barking)! (not dis-ing chihuhuas but just describing my Mother's)!! Now, for the cats....

Ebacca, MBE, MCH

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...your kids no longer worry when they hear you say "Don't you walk away from me!" cause they know you're just talking to your computer again.

You start noticing the neighbors posting"Have you seen my dog" fliers around the neighborhood.

you buy a second account for the reason that you can harvest twice as much meat.

You are the only master in the game who has not mastered the profession

Your take down team always asks why does it take so long for you to slice a terminal.

Friends ask you to go hunting and you reply "Sure just dont attack anything"

and finally ....
You get screwed everytime they Nerf someone elses profession.

You look at other people's pets and know what DNA went into them

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Kailah wrote:
know you are a bio engineer when your desk consists of more post it notes, pens andnote booksthan wood

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loooooooooool

so true,so true

You know you are a SWG Bio-Engineer when...
Everyone in your city refers to you as "Soul Stealer"
When you start sampling dna your hunting companions start chanting "healthy healthy healthy healthy.. dead"
When noobs are convinced you are a Dark Jedi (*samples dna* "dark jedi death touch!" *creature falls over dead*)
When you use the /beg emote on a mutant rancor while trying to sample it.
Whena gurk lair suddenly spawns an aggressive gurk destroyer and shaggy gurk youth you scream at your hunting partners to run away and lose the aggro so you can sample them (and find out what type of stats they have).
When you give up your title of the Sober Citizen for the sake of Jawa Beer and its maskscent mods.

...you try milking your dog, neighbours cat, horses and large chickens...