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SomeUser

Tue Feb 17, 2004 1:47 pm

#79

When the ENTIRE first page of the BE forums are nothing butstickies...

Message Edited by SomeUser on 02-20-2004 01:19 AM

Vezek

Xab_Vierts

Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:05 pm

#80

...You've spent all day sampling, you're coming home with a bag full of Mutant Rancor, Arachne Webmaster, Death's Head Merek, Diseased Blurgg (etc) DNA feeling very proud of yourself (you've only died 10 times

), you set foot back in civilisation and promptly get a tell - ' can you make me 50 non ch pets with as much health for as little as possible?'....

fishbrains

Thu Mar 04, 2004 11:57 am

#81

Xab_Vierts wrote:
...You've spent all day sampling, you're coming home with a bag full of Mutant Rancor, Arachne Webmaster, Death's Head Merek, Diseased Blurgg (etc) DNA feeling very proud of yourself (you've only died 10 times ), you set foot back in civilisation and promptly get a tell - ' can you make me 50 non ch pets with as much health for as little as possible?'....

LOL, I believe the correct responce to that is /sddignore!

Joras 'Godfather' Kal'lan/Aethen Dor
Master Smuggler/Master Officer Sunrunner's Elder Smuggler

MGoldEagle

Thu Mar 04, 2004 4:23 pm

#82

As someone about to embark on the BE line (Jedi hunt, yes, I'm ashamed) I wanted to get this bumped up, as it has to be one of the best reads

Thanks for all the laughs folks

Aesy Iomia

Icar Iomia

Caal_Alerut

Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:27 pm

#83

...there are enough creatures in your house that you can't see the floor.

... your hunting buddies are accustomed to the fact that it will take you about half an hour longer to get to the mission waypoint than everybody else.

... you make a living by hitting random buttons, never having the slightest clue what they do.

Jabun
Lowca
Master Bio-Engineer / Creature Handler / Chef

JabunBio Labs - We clone it, kill it, AND grill it!
Vendor located in Elysium, Corellia (2028, -3340)

Caal_Alerut

Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:42 pm

#84

... when you spend at least half your profits on insurance.

... when you hang around cloning and medical centers asking people who are severely wounded what hit them and where you can find it.

... when most of the money not spent on insurance is spent buying back the tissues you sold to some chef.

Jabun
Lowca
Master Bio-Engineer / Creature Handler / Chef

JabunBio Labs - We clone it, kill it, AND grill it!
Vendor located in Elysium, Corellia (2028, -3340)

Barr1cade

Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:53 am

#85

...you convince a noob that the creature you sampled to death was in fact killed by your *shhhh...Jedi death touch*

- Barricade (Farstar)
Bio-engineer Vendor at Subliminal City, North coast of Naboo

grom-met

Fri Mar 05, 2004 12:46 pm

#86

...You ponder...sure i've made a tough Squall, that shoots poison. But, how do i make it FLY.

...You're grateful you kept TKM so when something aggros you while sampling you can collect its meat when your done.

...You get buffed and buy Vbrandy to go sampling, where u didint do that to grind 3 melee professions before.

Cry HAVOC, and let slip the "BUNNIES OF WAR"

--Grom Met

Karywn

Fri Mar 05, 2004 9:20 pm

#87

OMG. I've only been a bioengineer for a week and I could relate to all of these!

Thanks to all who posted. You've kept me laughing to 10 solid minutes. Everyone around me now thinks I'm insane.

Karywn Tai - Starsider/Wanderhome

Assistant Site Manager - SWG Warcry
http://swg.warcry.com

MGoldEagle

Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:47 pm

#88

Finally get to add one..yay me!

....you see a Peko Peko Albatross, and think to yourself "Well, it couldn't hurt to try, could it??"

Aesy Iomia

Icar Iomia

AuroraStarMoonwalker

Wed Mar 10, 2004 9:53 pm

#89

MGoldEagle wrote:

Finally get to add one..yay me!

....you see a Peko Peko Albatross, and think to yourself "Well, it couldn't hurt to try, could it??"

Been there, tried that!

lol

Elioi

Thu Mar 11, 2004 6:22 am

#90

When you stuff old meat and oats into a blender and pour it into a coffee pot to give to your friend to make their cake more "Nutritious".

Joilhath

Thu Mar 11, 2004 6:27 am

#91

Morinstal wrote:

Oh.. almost forgot about two accounts

1st account - Bio Engineer (to make the pets), Creature Handler (to use the pets)
2nd account - Tailor (to make enhanced cloths), Doctor (to make adv parts for pet stims)

ROFL sounds like my accounts exactly...now trying to work in chef somewhere with a third

Joilhath Master Creature Handler/Master Bio Engineer
Joilhoth Master Artisan/Master Tailor/Master Chef
Oskiss Master Tera Kasi Artist/Master Doctor
Owner and Operator of Pets Needs (-6141, -915) Corellia in Pax Gallatica Mall

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