Bio Engineer Archive
Thread: You know you are a SWG Bioengineer when......
When you frantically search your basement for that box holding all your old biology textbooks to brush up on the genetics sequencing stuff, and think to yourself...I knew this would come in useful one day...
Gotta take down that faction base...
when you go to the forums looking for jokes about the profession.
When you canrelate to all that were posted.
LMAO
Running_Target wrote:
when you go to the forums looking for jokes about the profession.
When you canrelate to all that were posted.
Oh crap...I edited it...........DAMN IT!
Message Edited by StewieGriffin on 08-26-2005 11:33 AM
You get really scared when a doctor points a needle at you and says "This won't hurt a bit."
You watch the opening sequence of the Incredible Hulk and start to curse the lack of sea cucumber, then you wonder where Dr. Banner looted it from.
You watch Spider Man
You think of planning a trip to Indonesia to take advantage of the komodo dragon's strong disease attack. (And can't help noticing that it looks similar to a dewback. )
silly forum...
You watch Spider Man and wonder "Why can't I do that?" And feel a bit of sympathy that the poison attack didn't come through.
..when there are more creatures in your house than furniture.
(and you shamelessly bump a thread like this in hopes more people post. )
...look at your dog, sighs and thinks "Man i wish he had ranged attack and strong poison".
...you see a wookie on Endor and you try to sample him for DNA (Goes for CH too but instead of sampling your looking for a baby).
...you camp the fridge to get milk.
...when your mom/girlfriend/boyfriend puts some milk in the fridge you jump over the kitchen table landing on the floor sliding all the way to the fridge, throw up the fridge door and grab the milk. All this time ignoring whoever is trying to communicate with you (They probably just trying to bash you for camping
)....as soon as you see a dog house or a birdcage you start hitting it hoping youll get a spawn.
...when someone reports of an rabies infected dog put to death you get a dull face and say "Area decease wont stick anyway".
...wind up half dead in hospital whispering "damnit, i almost got a sample of that grizzly".
...your ultimate goal in game is to get yourself an flying roba.