Bio Engineer Archive
Thread: You know you are a SWG Bioengineer when......
A. I need to get more ******* DNA I only have about 50 of them atm.
B. I need to check my eight harvesters spread out over the galaxey.
C. I need to spend the next 3days fisnigh to make one crait of stems.
D. I just found this prmo nest of ****** and can't pass it up.
and have on a hot key because you get tired of typing it...
No, I cannot make that pet with those kind of stats and that cl. Why???, becuse I have no
F____ idea how I made it in the first place let alone repeat it.
And your friends always wonder why it takes you so long to do your harvester runs.
Because I have to stop along the way and sample everything i come across so maby I will find the magic combo that seems to be the be life stead in the new system.
When you go to the zoo and stare at the Rattlers thinking... If I got some VHQ DNA from this and some VHQ from the rhynos and Elephants... wonder what CL that would be...
When you think to yourself... wouldn't it be great to sample Humanoids.. can anyone say rancor with nightsister force powers as specials.... or faction pets that can actually put up a fight...
When everytime you go to put the dog out... she runs and hides under the bed...
When you break down in tears after the 3rd consecutive crit fail on a third generation....*guess this could be mistaken for jedi, but the tend to bust out in tears over 5-8th gen crit fails*
When the neighborhood wildlife starts to disappear.... and venom spitting rabbits that you can shoot for 20 minutes before they die start to appear....
Your know when you're walking down the road when the dog ahead stops to face you and you freeze, hoping it wont aggro you.
You know when you dream of new ways to approach and sample mutant rancors without aggroing them while you sleep
You know when someone you spend all day on swgcreatures trying to piece together the perfect combination
You know when you start believing that you're really a ninja running around the forests, performing stealth kills and talking to yourself,making funny noises and saying things like"they'll never knew what hit em". (way too much time spent sampling)
You know when you go postal after a Mutant Rancor aggros and slays you for the 15th time when even though you are dead with the clone pop-up in view, you realise after awhle that you are double clicking your attacker over and over and over and over...
You know when you look at abivations and wonder what creatures they are and chuckle at the ones you recognise
you wake up in the morning/evening to have coffee and you start adding random ingediants hoping to enchance it
you try like hell to maskscent when your kids wake up and come down the stairs, and pray they don't aggro you
when you go to a nice place to eat and save you prime rib because you know its high quality
when you watch Return Of The Jedi and watch luke fight the rancor and scream sample it you idiot!!
if you have nightmares about anmals that agro you when you try to get DNA and have a critical failure when you just combined 5 anicent bull rancors
when you scream with joy when you buy a gallon of milk for $4.50
when you goal in life is to get sarlacc DNA
sev_rance_tann wrote:
...when at one point or another, for fun, you've sampled a creature and /shouted "Force Choke!!" as it died