Bio Engineer Archive
Thread: You know you are a SWG Bioengineer when......
CANCELLED NOVEMBER 2, 2005 - SOE BURN IN HELL
Smock-Flurry- wrote:
You examine everyone else's pet and say "I could make a better one", or you know exactly what DNA the BE that made it used.
LOL, so true!
When you run around your back yard for a month trying to sample field mice and squirrels.
So you can build your sampling skills high enough to go to the zoo and sample a lion.
ActiveNick wrote:
When watching the Return of the King for the first time in theaters, you see yourself in the middle of the battle trying to sample the Oliphants' DNA... and I am not kidding!!!
LOL HAHA
Spazzers wrote:
You keep avoiding your neighbor because deep down you know he's going to ask you to make a better dog for him than the one he already has.
roflmao
InsomniaRado wrote:
You know you are a bio-engineer when:
You think 110 pack slots isn't quite enough.
--Insomnia
/agree
... while driving if you see an animal, you pull over, jump out of your car and start sneaking up on it
... you go to a pet store and laugh at the quality of their pets
... you tell the pet store owner he should have a better variety of tints on his pets
... when the vet gives your dog a shot, you ask him what the stats are on that stim and where he got his resources
... you start buying veterinariantext books in the hopes of cracking the cloning process
... You keep asking your friends to bring you meat, doesn't matter what kind [thanks to Nerutef for that one]
... after having a really good steak you ask the managerwho his meat supplier is
... your dog and cat run and hide when they see you putting on aftershave
-- you know hes got good DNA followin near !!!
... When you go to the local mall and shout SELLING NON-CH DUNRI WITH 9K HAM!
... When you sample a krayt dragon without failures and without getting argo.
... When you drop your RL pet in the living room for decoration.
... When you watch **edit** you say: I could make a pikachu with more HAM
... When you start poking your dead RL pet with needles hoping he'll revive.
... you go to supermarket with a suitcase full of money to buy some fish.
... you feed all cockroaches you see cause youwant to harvestinsect meat later.
... you burst out in tears of joy everytime you see themilk in yourfridge.