Bio Engineer Archive
Thread: You know you are a SWG Bioengineer when......
Your heart begins to pound every time you open the "Recent Updates" page. (Of course I guess that would be most professions.)
You want to strangle people who don't undertstand that it's the DNA that counts not the skin.
You find yourself telling co-workers about your latest CL34 AR1 Kwi with ....
You don't go to Coronet without changing your tag to "Novice Scout"
... your dog looks up at you and you freeze in place.
... youautomaticallyplot burst run escape routes away from all other crowds in the park.
... you look on clothing tags to see what enhancements they have in them.
... you leave stacks of old meat piled in your living room.
... when you look at a RL chef and think "I could make his food taste better, for longer"
... when you have to hide your profession tag in Coronet to prevent random spam.
... when you see a RLrabbit and wonder if it is gonna spit poison at you.
you know your a Bio-Engineer when:
When your at the store and you try to find the OQ/PE/Flavor of meat on label..
your at the store and try to figure out what an acceptable cpu to pay for that particular piece of meat...
You know you are a bio-engineer when:
You won't play a game on one computer without having Excel running on the other one.
You think 110 pack slots isn't quite enough.
--Insomnia
OMG .. lol I actually do the post it note thing 
..You see wild animals and look for the Sample DNA macro button.
.. you try to convince the Cafeteria cook to use your micro nutrient supliments.