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Thread: You know you are a SWG Bioengineer when......

ZakkAckerton
Mon Jan 12, 2004 12:55 pm
#1

you see the following:

DJ30 10462.29 3.40
SP500 1124.44 2.58
NASDAQ 2100.54 13.62

And the first thing you think is........ dang, with Health up that high I must have had some bad DNA.

Rock-o (wanderhome)



Rock-o

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Lobaca-Scylla
Mon Jan 12, 2004 4:41 pm
#2

When you spend more time making pets then using them.

When you fail a final combine and look at your real life pet and say sorry ralph I need one more crappy DNA sample for another try.
Mirrl
Mon Jan 12, 2004 4:52 pm
#3






Lobaca-Scylla wrote:
When you fail a final combine and look at your real life pet and say sorry ralph I need one more crappy DNA sample for another try.



When your first though is "Thats not right,the game won't let yousample tamed pets."



From'mirrl
Master Creature-Handler/Master Bio-Engineer/Master Scout
Goods available through the Mos Kashyyyk Mall.
(Mos Kashyyyk Shuttle Port)
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TsiyaAma
Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:49 pm
#4






Mirrl wrote:





Lobaca-Scylla wrote:
When you fail a final combine and look at your real life pet and say sorry ralph I need one more crappy DNA sample for another try.



When your first though is "Thats not right,the game won't let yousample tamed pets."






/agree lol


"When you tell your RL dog he'd be perfect with Light Armor..."




Tsiya Ama-Valcyn
Tsiya Ama-Radiant
3 accounts cancelled as of 9/19/04
Windsplitter
Mon Jan 12, 2004 8:27 pm
#5

you know you're a Bio Engineer when in real lifeyou see an interesting pet in the park and you start to rub the surroundings into your skin to mask scent




Tenrai Master Ranger | Master Rifleman Chibi's Med Supplies and Chef Suzi's Cafe
BurningFist
MCH | TKM | Master Brawler located on Tattooine in Mos Luna
LittlePaw
Master Bio Engineer | Ranger at -2300 -4700


CapricornONE
Mon Jan 12, 2004 10:26 pm
#6

you know your a bio engineer when you burn your dinner, sigh, and say "another critical fail..."


LOL


Claw -Master Bio Engineer




Claw
Master Bio-Engineer k Master Tailor
Chef Addative/Petstim k All Black BE'd Clothing Vendors
In the Mos Mesric Mall on Tatooine (-1118, 77)
Blight - Master Swordsman k FS Noob____________Master Riflewomenk Doc - Devaki
meroc
Mon Jan 12, 2004 10:36 pm
#7

You know your a SWG Bio eng when....someone asks you on MSN Messenger "You ready for lunch" and you reply "/r No sorry, too busy to make it"...



Meroc

Taipan's Pet's and Bio Tissues, Anchorhead, Tatooine 430 -5000, Ahazi
Master Bio Engineer, Master Creature Handler, Part time Pistoleer.
BECalc 2.0, the Clone and Tissue Pricing tool for Bio Engineers
Version 1.x mirrored on SWG Warcry
ArkadyRossovich
Tue Jan 13, 2004 1:00 am
#8

you think your bulldog and goldfish DNA would make an uber non-ch pet



Not playing anymore buy my stuff to help newbs.

KeseeroGuan
Tue Jan 13, 2004 1:22 am
#9

You have been arrested for injecting air bubbles into, and killing, several pets on the block with intravenous needles.



Sincerely Yours,

Xeesero Guan

Role-Player
Wovram
Tue Jan 13, 2004 5:59 am
#10

You have a Macro that spams


' /r I cant/wont make you a 10khealth 80%kinetic Light armor 'super dooper' pet Rancor. They are bugged/impossible/exploitsand even if money is no object you wont get much use out of it'


Also;


'/r I am sorry the pet I sold you isn't working anymore. I wasn't aware that this combination was inappropriate for this creature level. I can't refund you your money. I spent it on Insurance, meatand trips to Dathomir. Perhaps a customer service ticket may help you.'



Sho-Pi Formerly Master Bio Engineer(retired)




I prefer to clone once a day. Its far better than shaving and avoids the rash.

Sho -Pi Imperial Colonel Jedi

Joules Vernier Smuggler and Shipwright.
Captain of the Naughtyless
Smock-Flurry-
Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:09 pm
#11

You examine everyone else's pet and say "I could make a better one", or you know exactly what DNA the BE that made it used.
Spazzers
Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:16 pm
#12

When you look for the "examine" option to see what resists the neighbor's pet might have.



Buboopadoo
HOBO Embezzler
A Simple Resource Dealer

A Developer's answer to everything:
"I can't promise to try, but I'll try to try"
fishbrains
Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:39 pm
#13

you know you are a BE when at work you approch cumtomers by crawing at them from behind praying that your mask scent holds!


lol, these are great. let's keep em going!




Joras 'Godfather' Kal'lan/Aethen Dor

Master Smuggler/Master Officer
Sunrunner's Elder Smuggler


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