Armorsmith Archive
Thread: Things not to ask an Armorsmith as a customer
Cust: Hi
Me: Hi
Cust: Are you an armorsmith? (or similar, can you make armor? etc).
Me: Yes I am/can.
and then nothing.. never hear from the person again. Happend 4 times in the last 2 weeks now.
Sighryn wrote:
I just got a Firespray. Can you make matching front and rear armor... in purple?
ROFLES!!!
I usually wear my master armorsmith tag all the time.. And I am also always in a group of three, all wearing full RIS.... and once a day I am asked the question "can you make armor?"
i am always tempted to answer with, "can you ask a stupid question?" ![]()
Message Edited by Salvatoris on 06-04-2005 10:57 PM
he: are you selling armor?
me: yes *sends a WP to the shop*
some minutes later
he: do you have any other shops?
me: no sorry, but if you need anything custom just mail me
he: yah, can you make mandalorian armor
me: no sorry, i need a Bounty Hunter armor set to craft mandalorian armor.
he: ah i see. how about ris?
me: sorry im new at AS and had no chance to make any ris quest. and i need some really rare loot drops.
he: i got an advanced battle armor core, do you need it to make me a ris?
me: *looks at forums* nope sorry, and i see no chance that i can make ris parts in the next months
he: ok just tell me when.
some days later
he: hey do you got the ris loots yet?
me: /addignore
also nice was this one:
he: hey i see you are scouttrooper Imp armor.
me: sure, is there something missing in the vendor?
he: nope, but i dont have the money to buy one. may i can get it for free?
me: sorry thats impossible, im zabrack so i have to spend 27k FP for the schematics
he: but i would tell everyone about your shop, youll have good business
me: sorry thats why i have a merchant barker droid. ![]()
he: how about shocktrooper armor?
me: sorry the same thing...
he: ok and stormtrooper?
me: /addignore...
well here's one:
Customer (dubbed "C"): Hello can you make armor"
Me: Yup that's what my title says.
C: can you make Factional armor?
Me: yup only imperial though.
C: do you have some?
Me: all 3 types
C: can you make scout armor?
Me: well I said I can make all 3 types out imperial armor so yes.
C: how much for a full set.
Me: well about 1.3 million credits, you normally have to spend 1.5 million to get a full set.
C: HOLY $HIT!!!! I was expecting 100k for a full set.
Me:*thinking in head*(n00b)
LOL, Ok, yeah, this is a great thread, and i get questions like this all the time.
The Top Ten instances where customers ask why armor is so expensive.
10.) We spend our time making it, while we have a force sensative Alt trying to grind.
9.) Since most of us are kind hearted to our guild, and give the guild mates free sets of armor, we have to compensate.
8.) We just don't get the good resource drops. (AHH!! DANTOOINE WOOLY, WHERE ARE YOU?!?)
7.) We are conservative in our resource collection.
6.) We like money too... ![]()
5.) Ever go to your Factory where people have dropped missions of aggro creatures that were too low lvl for them, but as we are CL 1 we'll die in one hit? (with our RIS components that we just BOUGHT for 2 mill a pop because you just WANT a set with your name on it.)
4.) Factories cost Money and Energy. Have your clients drop harvies and pay for them if they want cheaper armor.
3.) You deal with noobs on a regular basis, I know why we get charged extra when we hit an Imp NPC
2.) Who here delights in making armor that's 100 Kin/ene and expect a good feedback?
1.) Us armorsmiths do not have a life other than making people armor NOW! Despite having in your Bio "Please send emails if you would like a Custom Order. We'll get to it when we can." (This applies more to guild mates that you constantly tell, please send email, please send email, we cannot remember what you want, SEND EMAIL DAMMIT!)
lol. yeah, I see our own Made for TV movie. "The Day in the Life of an SWG Armorsmith." And the CSR's think they had it rough!. lol, j/k guys.
me- sure whats up?
cust- ur an AS right?
me- yep, what u needin?
cust- do u do custom orders for armor?
me- ya i do
cust- ok cause i got a big list of armor i need filled in a week
me- send me the list
(now ur thinkin its reg armor that u can do in a week right? well heres the shot to the balls)
me- am i readin this right? u want 30 suits of armor
cust- ya, faction armor
me- (omg this wont be fun) ummm will take more then a week
cust- how long then?
me- im not sure i have to make ALOT of stuff
cust- ok ill check back in a few days
(i log out for a day and come back in)
cust- is it done yet?
me- no im still makin all the layers
cust- o ok well we need the suits in the next couple days
me- with the factory times thats impossible
cust- ok ill check back later
now just rinse wash and repeat, i still am workin on the suit as i type now lol, 30 faction suits is crazy with no factory /cry
pre cu
anyone: can you make ris
me: yes
anyone: i want a display suit for cheap, i don't care for stats
me: sorry i don't make display armor, and i don't keep a set of crap resources for it
anyone: price?
me: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
anyone: ok i will pay you 500k a piece since i don't care about stats
me: send a tell to rocky or jzeus (lol
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CharPrime wrote:
pre cu
anyone: can you make ris
me: yes
anyone: i want a display suit for cheap, i don't care for stats
me: sorry i don't make display armor, and i don't keep a set of crap resources for it
anyone: price?
me: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
anyone: ok i will pay you 500k a piece since i don't care about stats
me: send a tell to rocky or jzeus (lol
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