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Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler

coldreboot
Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:33 am
#1951

Great thread!


Ok, this was the usual 'grap a group' session, so there I am with seven other people and we are all heading out to hunt Bols. it soon becomes apparent that the group leader is one of these control freak types, as he starts laying out some plan of action as we are travelling to the wp.


I get a tell from one of the other players, we'll call him 'scrappy'.


scrappy: Dude is this guy serious?

Me: I think so, might be best just to humour him.


We arrive at the lair, and kill a few bols, the whole time this crazy group leader is directing everything (or at least thinks he is)


Leader: OK take that one, yes that's it! Good...


Eventually it comes to tapping the lair, and everyone starts to tap. The GL does not like this at all.


Leader: I'll tap the lair!!


No one stops.


Leader: I said I'll tap the lair! EVERYONE STOP!


Everyone stops and looks at him


Leader: YOU LISTEN TO ME! IM LEADER.


Scrappy takes a single shot at the lair. We all laugh


Leader: RIGHT! F*** YOU ALL! /disband.



We all simply regroup with scrappy as leaderand leave him alone. He must have suddenly realised, because I get a tell from him:


Leader: Can I join?



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Aendracon
Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:29 am
#1952






RebMBH wrote:

I have been reading this thread off and on for a while so I figured I would post a story here as well.


I just landed in cnet starport and start walking throught the starport to buy a shuttle ticket when I get a duel request, I turn around and see a guy in plain clothes, no guns no armor and I figured what the hell.


/accept duel

/advanced crit

/underhand

/headshot

/advanced crit


incap


at this point I am just about to end duel when I see a tell from the guy saying "**edit** I was just trying to see if you had my mission"


/deathblow





/hi5


Some people deservepermadeath.





Ryian Coron - Elder Smuggler
"do not assume your customers are morons. odds are they know a lot more about the situation than you do because they live with it every day. listen to them, actually listen, and take what they say into account. you might save some money, morons."
- Fernas
FunkMasterDoshan
Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:18 pm
#1953

"i come over and in the middle of his large cor. house is a GIANT P***S(male part) made out of unlocked containers"


old, but i'd like to note- this is the kind of person who grows up to be a serial killer. Also, may have a story soon if i deice it is worthy of posting.



Korvask D'Goro-Scylla
Smuggler and proud of it

Other Smuggler: So... uh... what now?
Me: Well, one of us gets up and dashes for the cave entrance.
OS: And the other?
Me: They get to live and watch the first one sacrifice himself.
OS: ... oh.
Me: ...
OS: ...
Me: Not it!
Waarangel
Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:30 pm
#1954

Here's an oldy, but a goody, from the glory days of the original Bestine vs. Anchorhead raids.


Was walking through Bestine as an overt. I honestly wasn't aware of the raids going back and forth there almost every hour. Was just on my way up to the Imperial base on the hill outside of the city when I see a SWARM of reds, it was an Imperial player assault.


Needless to say, I feigned death, then just watched as overt rebels came out to fight, but the imperial might just swept through them like so much garbage. They had one guy who stayed back of the main assault, running around DBing everyone (no player kill rating then).


So the main force was gone, and this lone imp was was around my area DBing rebels. So I stood up from FD, panic shot, last ditch, last ditch, last ditch, last ditch, panic shot, last ditch, repeat, until he is incap. I DB him, then run like hell.


For those that remember, back then panic shot meant a player couldn't do anything for a good 30 seconds





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TashunkaSapa
Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:33 pm
#1955






RebMBH wrote:

I just landed in cnet starport and start walking throught the starport to buy a shuttle ticket when I get a duel request, I turn around and see a guy in plain clothes, no guns no armor and I figured what the hell.


/accept duel

/advanced crit

/underhand

/headshot

/advanced crit


incap


at this point I am just about to end duel when I see a tell from the guy saying "**edit** I was just trying to see if you had my mission"


/deathblow




THIS is what ought to happen EVERY time a Jedi does that... a challenge should not be permitted as a means to avoid combat.


All they need to do is remove the ability of /endduel to cancel a challenge and Jedi would stop abusing it.





Shaan'ti Hokai (Kauri)
Imperial Pilot Ace/Master Smuggler/Master Bounty Hunter
Master Explorer. Force-Sensitive. HERO OF TATOOINE.
WillburWright
Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:58 pm
#1956






TashunkaSapa wrote:





RebMBH wrote:

I just landed in cnet starport and start walking throught the starport to buy a shuttle ticket when I get a duel request, I turn around and see a guy in plain clothes, no guns no armor and I figured what the hell.


/accept duel

/advanced crit

/underhand

/headshot

/advanced crit


incap


at this point I am just about to end duel when I see a tell from the guy saying "**edit** I was just trying to see if you had my mission"


/deathblow




THIS is what ought to happen EVERY time a Jedi does that... a challenge should not be permitted as a means to avoid combat.


All they need to do is remove the ability of /endduel to cancel a challenge and Jedi would stop abusing it.









nasafan2
Wed Sep 21, 2005 5:18 pm
#1957






TashunkaSapa wrote:

All they need to do is remove the ability of /endduel to cancel a challenge and Jedi would stop abusing it.








I second this motion.



Irell Rokich

"We Choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things.
Not because they are easy, but because they are hard." - JFK


The_Old_Ferenczy
Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:26 pm
#1958



Him: How much for a slice?


Me: Price list sent...please read


<<2 min pass>>


new e-mail recieved....something to the effect.."hey guys LOL..you should see what this guy charges for slicing.


Me: If you find me too expensive...you are welocme to seek another Smuggler...have a nice day.


Him: I found a guy to do it for 200K


Me: Good work...grats.


<<2 min pass>>


Him: Hey!! How much to slice a full suit of armour with my own parts?


Me: .......


Him: ya mind tellin me a good place to grind FP


Me: /ignore

Message Edited by The_Old_Ferenczy on 09-23-2005 03:27 PM

Message Edited by The_Old_Ferenczy on 09-23-2005 03:28 PM



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talansen
Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:08 pm
#1959

A couple of days ago, I'm hanging out at the Mining Outpost, spamming my slicing spiel, basically saying that for 200k I'll do a 100% slice on a weapon, including components, also spamming that I'm willing to buy components. Guy sends me a tell, insisting that "a friend" will do a 100% slice with all components for 20k. I tell him to have his friend slice his weapon then, and he goes away. A couple of hours later, the same guy comes back through the mining outpost, and sends me a tell asking me if I'm still buying components. He tells me that he's got a couple of micro platings and some trod intraframes. I tell him that I'll give him 20k apiece for them, explaining that those particuar componets show up all the time now on the bazaar for 20k or less and that I don't use them all that much. Guy sends me back a tell.."man, your just trying to cheat me. A friend told me that these were worth 100k apiece."


/ignore


And people wonder why I charge so much to slice.





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Checito
Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:11 am
#1960

Not smuggler related, but meh.

So i am chilling in theed cantina, and that part of theed is Aro's hood (me) and everyone knows it

Anyhow so i am sitting there, and this big-wig guy is chatting up with the dancers. Then it goes

"Bigwig has challenged you to a duel"

Now A. He wasnt jedi. B We werent opposing faction. C. He didnt say a thing and neither did i.

So i do /eyebrow and gog "Huh", 2 mins later no cancelation and no-one says a thing. Now i was about to log out for lunch, so i type in my chatbox /acceptduel; /underhandshot; /endduel;

I slam enter and then Shift-esq and disconnect...

The_Old_Ferenczy
Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:58 am
#1961


So...I'm sittin on the cantina steps chattin with me (RP) wife... (moments before one of our guildie...was mouthing off a bit rebel this...rebel that...lousy smugglers....hmmm...must not have liked me prices or sumthin)...anyways..he shows up in Imp Assualt..all SF'd out.. *smile*


Imp: Ya not even SF ya chicken!

Me: *kiss my wife* I'll be back shortly love.


(I jump on my Barc and head to the local base..and go SF...park my bike...and proceed to move thru the city...looking for red dots)


(I recall him holding a rifle...so i assume he was MBH/MCM/Rifles) (Me: MS/MBH/Medic 0020...and me droid Thrall...more on him later)


So...the imp is lurkin near the cantina...proton carb comes out...and the battle is on..


We must have been going at it for 20 minutes...i'm using every trick in the book..lowblow, underhand, and throwing dirt in his eyes.


Now..i'd like to say I killed the Imp...but i cant...BUT..neither did i die...


Thrall was on him, I'm shooting my sweet FWG and Proton Carb as needed...his droid was dead...then all of a sudden he burstsrun into thehills...


hmmm...strange...then radar pickup the AT-ST....oh oh...!!


Me and Thrall hightail it to the local base...


I see him circlin round the base...staying out of range of me proton...no prob..break out meLightning rifle..*smile*


I shoot him once..with concussion shot *snicker* and just as i thought..here comes the AT-ST..into a base full of rebels *chuckles*


Well...that must not have set too nicely with me imp guildie..cause off he goes...and now he refers to me as "chickenman" a titleI love btw...


so ...


in closing..i say this..


Smugglers (1), Imperials (-1 ATST)


Thrall now has a little stormtrooper painted on his side panels.


Moral of the story...


Never underestimate the ability of a smuggler to survive...

Message Edited by The_Old_Ferenczy on 10-03-2005 03:01 PM



<<Thibor Ferenczy>>
<<Master of Dirty Tricks & Narrow Escapes>>
<<Wanderer of Tarq's Finest Cantinas>>
<<Captain of the Spurned Harlequinsalvage and transportvessel>>

CrashTECH
Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:29 am
#1962


Holy crap! This stuff was/is hilarious! I finally made it all the way through. (It took me 3 weeks of reading at work to make it through all 85 pages, but I made it!) I am still working on MS (2232 currently) so I don't have any super funny stories, but I did have something some-what funny to add:


I am walking around Eisely with my bro (sporting my brand spankin new novice smuggler tag)and this guy comes running up to me and asks for my mineral survey device. I ask him what he wants it for and he says that his is broken and won't work. So I ask him to see it. I figured that if it worked for me, I would charge him for mine and make a few creds. He won't trade it to me, he says that I will steal it from. I simply said why would I want it if it was broken? I am just trying to help you out. He goes over to my bro and starts pestering him. My bro told him to go away and that if he wanted help, he should have traded with me. He told us both that we were losers, and n00bs. So in spatial i said to my bro "Lets go and leave this dolt with his broken survey device" /addignore


Why on earth are simple toolkits 75k and finely crafted ones non-existant on shadowfire? ::sigh::



Tiu Daobe - Zabrak
SM
UGGLER - CARD PLAYER - GAMBLER

you'd like me

SHADOWFI
RE


Aendracon
Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:17 am
#1963


From the server that brought you the Smuggler and Pilot correspondant:





someoneclueless wrote:

I'm just saying, I've found weapons on vendors & the bazaar that cost 200K & are already sliced & yes I get plenty of Finely Crafted Toolkits from my BH marks. The SAP's are harder to get but not impossible, I cleared out Erran Sif on Talus & got 5 before. No I am not a Smuggler, but my guild Smuggler does charge a little bit less than you do, a little less is all I think that you need to charge also, especially comsidering that you can't guarantee what slice we would get or how good it can possible be. That makes sense to you I am pretty sure.


200K is not hard to make in a few hours of Picket missions from the MO, so I guess you are fair enough, just as long as you aren't doing it for the money.








Ryian Coron - Elder Smuggler
"do not assume your customers are morons. odds are they know a lot more about the situation than you do because they live with it every day. listen to them, actually listen, and take what they say into account. you might save some money, morons."
- Fernas
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