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Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
It's fun understanding lekku.
I was in the cantina with various twi'leksand one human. This human guy had obviously never made contact with a woman before, because he was hitting on every one he saw.
This is how I have fun.
Guy: hay babe you wanna buff me all night
Twi'lek 1: Um....nooo
Guy (goes up to another one): hay sweet thang how you doin
Twi'lek 2: Alright
The twi'leks proceed to switch to lekku
Twi'lek 1: This guy is annoying
Twi'lek 2: Tell me about it...someone lead him outta here
Twi'lek 1: who wants to be the bait?? 
Twi'lek 2, 3, 4: not i....not me!....i'm not doin it
Guy (obviously confused): wut r they saying can u teach me that language
Me (to the guy): Sound's like they want your body.
Twi'lek 1, 2, 3, 4: HEY! We didn't say that!!
Me: Why don't you go up and chat for a bit, take one home.
Twi'lek 1: Draph i'mma kill you!
Guy: hey hunnie i heard that you want me
Guy: wanna go somewhere
Guy: cmon i know u want me
Those poor twi'leks got dignitallically molested for the next 20 minutes.
It was grand.
Stawei_Idow wrote:
You didn't charge him 500k stupid tax?
What's wrong with you?
Guess I'm just too patient some with people.
MastaDrapheus wrote:
It's fun understanding lekku.
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Must be a server thing, but I haven't found a cool reason to have half the smuggler abilities I do. In theory, this is how it's supposed to work, but it seems my server gets the short end of the stick on quirks and RP.You win for the day!
I'm a Twi and that's very funny. Good game
I saw a guy once who was harassing dancers about going in the back and stripping for him and when the guys opposed, he was like "I'm just trying to get a b'tch naked!" Then he dueled with a secret TKM (pre-CU hide tags days) and ran away.
Though my favorite quote from some random guy is: "This droid goes down more than a Twi'lek!"
)
The following is a story from the eyes of a master smuggler with less than 100k and a inkling of common sense:
Customer: Hey, do you sell imp faction?
Me: Ya, I can, but I don't have any money so you have to pay up front.
Customer: Ok, I want 75k faction.
Me: Wow, that will cost a lot.
Customer: N/P I have money.
Me: Ok, that will have a cost of about7.2 mil {(75000 x 1.117)81 } = 7150275
Him: Hmmm my "friend" never charged me more than 50k credits for that much.
Me: You have nice friends.
Him: Huh?
Me: I'm sorry, but you have to go somewhere else to get faction at that cost.
Soooooo he ends up spamming I'm a scam artist in Bestine for about 15 minutes for selling faction at my price (to a deaf audience) and leaves me in a rude and dissatisfied manor.
Thank you everyone for bringing the /addignore command to my attention. I have 1 person on my list now
I want my money back
I want my money back
It's all or nothing
And nothing's all we ever get
Every time I turn SWG on
I burn it up and burn it out
It's always something
There's always something going wrong
That's the only guarantee
That's what this SWG is all about
It's a never ending attack
Everything's a lie, and that's a fact
Smuggler is a lemon and I want my money back!
And all the morons
And all the Jedi with their Sabers
They're the ones who make the rules
It's not a game - it's just a rout
There's desperation
There's desperation in the air
It leaves a stain on all your clothes
And no detergant gets it out
And we're always slipping through the the cracks
Then the movie's over - fade to black
Smuggler is a lemon and I want my money back!
I want my money back
I want my money back
What about revamps?
They're defective!
They're always pushed back!
What about content?
It's defective!
It's never built to really last
What about your petitions?
They're defective!
All the batteries are shot
What about your Devs?
They're defective!
All the brains are out of stock
What about hope?
It's defective!
It's corroded and decayed
What about faith?
It's defective!
It's tattered and it's frayed
What about your writers?
They're defective!
They forgot the warranty
What about your game?
It's defective!
It's a dead end street to me
What about your forums?
They're defective!
They're a pack of useless lies
What about your focus threads?
They're defective!
They're a crock and then you die
What about your dreams?
They're defective!
They're dead and buried in the past
What about your future?
It's defective!
And you can shove it up your ass!!
I want my money back
I want my money back
It's all or nothing
And nothing's all I ever get
Every time I turn SWG on
I burn it up and burn it out
It's a never ending attack
Everything's a lie, and that's a fact
Smuggler is a lemon and I want my money back!
And we're always slipping through the the cracks
Then the movie's over-fade to black
Smuggler is a lemon and I want my money back!