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Smuttyy wrote:Now thats all i call them: "THE VILLAGE PEOPLE"And they hate it, o m g , do they HATE it!I guess you had to be there..........
Brilliant! ...and disturbing, so disturbing.
I would love to say that I intended to be insulting, but I actually didn't realize whatI stumbled onto until my boys started to get thier glowstix in a twist.
This has actually evolved into refering to the village as "The YMCA"
And yes, it seems some of the "younglings" didn't quite know what to make of all the "are youthe indian or the cop?"
But its all just in fun.....right?
Hansie wrote:
ROFL
Greatest thread ever.
theres a 500 post one on the merchant boards, customers you want to throw in the sarlacc pit.
"...
And yes, it seems some of the "younglings" didn't quite know what to make of all the "are youthe indian or the cop?"
But its all just in fun.....right?
..."
Well, it's not going to be very smugglerish, but it made me cry. So, yesterday I was on Dantooine grouping up with a friend some other players to hunt some ... well, whatever it was. After about one hour of hunting the following dialog started:
CL40:"Anyone Carbineer?"
Me:"Sorry, just a smuggler :/"
CL67 Jedi:"Cool, a smuggler? What does he do?"
CL80 Doc:"He smuggles!"
CL67 Jedi:"And what does he smuggle?"
CL80 Doc:"Stuff!"
Ouch! Nothing to mention at that point.
Me:"Hrm, sorry mates, the smuggler is not intended to smuggle anything?"
CL80 Doc:"What? What the hell you're doing instead?"
Me:"Hm, drinking beer and eating pie."
CL67 Jedi:"Come on! Don't fool us."
Me:"Well then, I can slice weapons and armor, buy and sell faction points ..."
CL67 Jedi:"What is slice?"
How he managed to become Jedi?! I mean ... oh well, forget about it.
CL80 Doc:"I think a kind of enhancement for weapons."
Me:"Yeah, it can increase damage and decrease speed of a weapon i.e."
CL80 Doc:"But you forgot to mention the spices"
Me:"Oh, yeah, spices ..."
CL67 Jedi:"Spices? Are that drugs?"
Me:"Eh! Well ... spices ... they boost up your HAM."
CL80 Doc:"HAM? I don't have any HAM."
Gna! CL80 and he does not know anything?! *dang*
Me:"Health, Action, Mind"
CL80 Doc:"Aaah! I thought you meant some beef on the table"
Me:"Actually not"
CL67 Jedi:"But it sound great"
Me:"Yeah, it's not that bad, although when the timer runs off, there're some ... unwanted sideeffects"
CL80 Doc:"Ah! So spices are in a way like pre-CU neutron pixie?"
Me:" ....."
... at that point, and I'm still happy about, the group disbanded.
Please excuse my bad english. I'm not a native speaker. Thank you! 
kayserWB wrote:
Well, it's not going to be very smugglerish, but it made me cry. So, yesterday I was on Dantooine grouping up with a friend some other players to hunt some ... well, whatever it was. After about one hour of hunting the following dialog started:
CL40:"Anyone Carbineer?"
Me:"Sorry, just a smuggler :/"
CL67 Jedi:"Cool, a smuggler? What does he do?"
CL80 Doc:"He smuggles!"
CL67 Jedi:"And what does he smuggle?"
CL80 Doc:"Stuff!"
Ouch! Nothing to mention at that point.
Me:"Hrm, sorry mates, the smuggler is not intended to smuggle anything?"
CL80 Doc:"What? What the hell you're doing instead?"
Me:"Hm, drinking beer and eating pie."
CL67 Jedi:"Come on! Don't fool us."
Me:"Well then, I can slice weapons and armor, buy and sell faction points ..."
CL67 Jedi:"What is slice?"
How he managed to become Jedi?! I mean ... oh well, forget about it.
CL80 Doc:"I think a kind of enhancement for weapons."
Me:"Yeah, it can increase damage and decrease speed of a weapon i.e."
CL80 Doc:"But you forgot to mention the spices"
Me:"Oh, yeah, spices ..."
CL67 Jedi:"Spices? Are that drugs?"
Me:"Eh! Well ... spices ... they boost up your HAM."
CL80 Doc:"HAM? I don't have any HAM."
Gna! CL80 and he does not know anything?! *dang*
Me:"Health, Action, Mind"
CL80 Doc:"Aaah! I thought you meant some beef on the table"
Me:"Actually not"
CL67 Jedi:"But it sound great"
Me:"Yeah, it's not that bad, although when the timer runs off, there're some ... unwanted sideeffects"
CL80 Doc:"Ah! So spices are in a way like pre-CU neutron pixie?"
Me:" ....."
... at that point, and I'm still happy about, the group disbanded.
Please excuse my bad english. I'm not a native speaker. Thank you!
the term "Idiot or eBay?" comes to my mind... I would have asked both of them if they got droped on the head as baby or something. I mean a jedi and a doc, both clueless
kayserWB wrote:
CL80 Doc:"Ah! So spices are in a way like pre-CU neutron pixie?"
OrianaM wrote:
kayserWB wrote:
CL80 Doc:"Ah! So spices are in a way like pre-CU neutron pixie?"
This line just had me cackling out loud at work, now all my fellow cube dwellers want to get a look at freaky girl...
Same!
*minimizes forum window*
*pretends to do work*
MastaDrapheus wrote:
OrianaM wrote:
kayserWB wrote:
CL80 Doc:"Ah! So spices are in a way like pre-CU neutron pixie?"
This line just had me cackling out loud at work, now all my fellow cube dwellers want to get a look at freaky girl...
Same!
*minimizes forum window*
*pretends to do work*
ditto
/whistles innocently