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Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler

egbertvanloenen
Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:01 am
#1860

three cheers for the customers that made this thread possible!



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Rebel Colonel Rasti Rostelli (Euro-Farstar)
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Master Commando
Bounty Hunter 0201
Nicolas_Frost
Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:01 am
#1861


egbertvanloenen wrote:
three cheers for the customers that made this thread possible!





How about three boots to thier asses instead?



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egbertvanloenen
Tue Aug 02, 2005 4:14 am
#1862

i think 3 copies of the smuggler FAQ will be a better idea... although the boots sound like a good idea as well



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Rebel Colonel Rasti Rostelli (Euro-Farstar)
Master Smuggler
Master Commando
Bounty Hunter 0201
MastaDrapheus
Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:47 am
#1863

I find this amusing, and yet oh so depressing.


Guy /tell: Can you slice my weapon for max damage?

Me: I can do slice 1-2/3, I don't have a core booster ATM.

Guy: If I find one, can you do it?

Me: Sure

Guy: Where do I get them?

>I'm sitting here laughing at this point<

Me: You can't You loot them in space.

Guy: ok thanks I'll get back to you.



This has happened about 4 times, and I've never heard back from these people.


........This is so whacked.



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WillburWright
Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:04 am
#1864

Well, I tried to solo Nekrosis.....

WillburWright
Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:05 am
#1865






WillburWright wrote:
Well, I tried to solo Nekrosis.....






Yeah, laugh, but I did good.



I killed one of his lvl 86 NK-3 escorts. These guys don't intim, and concussion shot doesnt do anything to them. The second NK-3 hung out around Nek, and I couldnt pull him w/o Nek following him..... End of fight.



ner0sputnik
Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:11 am
#1866






MastaDrapheus wrote:

I find this amusing, and yet oh so depressing.


Guy /tell: Can you slice my weapon for max damage?

Me: I can do slice 1-2/3, I don't have a core booster ATM.

Guy: If I find one, can you do it?

Me: Sure

Guy: Where do I get them?

>I'm sitting here laughing at this point<

Me: You can't You loot them in space.

Guy: ok thanks I'll get back to you.



This has happened about 4 times, and I've never heard back from these people.


........This is so whacked.





I've seen them dropped by some of the more bad@ss Krayts. Of course, no one wants to share them with me. And they always say, "Awww man. A core booster?" "Or a delicate trigger assembly?" I have to educate these people on what they truly have... 'course I should just say, "Hahaha! I'll give you 10k for it!" LOL



NeroSputnik
Serenity Valley Shipping Co.
Former Master Smuggler
I support player bounties. Put me on the terminals!
(But let me earn it by Smuggling)

MastaDrapheus
Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:56 am
#1867






ner0sputnik wrote:


I've seen them dropped by some of the more bad@ss Krayts. Of course, no one wants to share them with me. And they always say, "Awww man. A core booster?" "Or a delicate trigger assembly?" I have to educate these people on what they truly have... 'course I should just say, "Hahaha! I'll give you 10k for it!" LOL






God bless n00bz. God bless them, everyone.





------Drapheus - Master Smuggler, Master Pistoleer, CM 4xxx, Master Grouch, Imperial Colonel - "Accommodating your fight to be rich and evil"------

- I support the CU and am grateful that we have a game that continues to evolve rather than stagnate. Join the positive voices!
Arrrg, there's a steering wheel in my pants, and it's drivin' me nuts!
Chasing bootie and azzcappn' since Sept. '03
NerotheHurricane
Sat Aug 06, 2005 12:02 am
#1868

MastaDrapheus wrote:


God bless n00bz. God bless them, everyone.






Please, don't encourage them.

Message Edited by NerotheHurricane on 08-05-2005 03:02 PM



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Smuttyy
Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:10 pm
#1869


I acknowledge that this doesn't really have much to do with a "smuggler specific" event, but its kinda funny.....


Ok i'm in a group of 8, just pitching in with my guild to help some newer members get xp. So in typical fashion, after a couple missions the 5 "FS" members decide that they need to go to the village. Ok no problem, whatever.


Then after 15-20 minutes of fielding questions from the guildie noobs while we wait, i get the question "When can we start hunting again?"


So innocently enough i respond "When the village people come back."




Now thats all i call them: "THE VILLAGE PEOPLE"

And they hate it, o m g , do they HATE it!


I guess you had to be there..........



Smuttyy
Elder Smuggler
Smuggler Alliance Ace
TITAN
Council Member
Lonelan
Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:20 pm
#1870






Smuttyy wrote:


I acknowledge that this doesn't really have much to do with a "smuggler specific" event, but its kinda funny.....


Ok i'm in a group of 8, just pitching in with my guild to help some newer members get xp. So in typical fashion, after a couple missions the 5 "FS" members decide that they need to go to the village. Ok no problem, whatever.


Then after 15-20 minutes of fielding questions from the guildie noobs while we wait, i get the question "When can we start hunting again?"


So innocently enough i respond "When the village people come back."




Now thats all i call them: "THE VILLAGE PEOPLE"

And they hate it, o m g , do they HATE it!


I guess you had to be there..........






You just made my day. My guild is gonna get such a flameing when I get on. They're apparently one of the 1337 j3d1 40rc3s on chilly. Village people! All of them! I'll call my guild lead the big gay indian too.



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Smuttyy
Sat Aug 06, 2005 1:24 pm
#1871

I'm warning you its not pretty......


But do it anyway





Smuttyy
Elder Smuggler
Smuggler Alliance Ace
TITAN
Council Member
NerotheHurricane
Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:25 pm
#1872

Hah! You rock Smuttyy!



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