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Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler

Kriegmacher
Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:42 am
#1769
LOVE IT!!!! Here is a scenerio I often experience(for I am usually in a hurry, and took up smuggler mostly for guildies)
me: (running through starport to launchpad) ect...ect.. ect..

Joeblow: Can you help me? Hello...Hey............ Hey you!... Stop!

me: /ignore



Eridu Master JediWook Gorath
You need it, I'll KIll it!
Widop Master Smuggler/MBH Bloodfin




- I support Cold beer in large quantities You can too

-I support keeping & balancing the current combat system

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lspiderl
Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:24 pm
#1770




WOW zero you definatley have the record for containers inside of containers!


by the way did anyone else notice that after you took the containers out of each other it wouldn't let you put them back in to each other (back when we could put things into the containers that is) just an interesting question of how in the wide galaxy did they fit the dang things into each other if they are and i qute "to bulky to fit into that container" after they have been removed from it?






naw my current record was 6 but the sad part is it was for a real wierd dude in my guild who had been colecting unlocked containers to make something and he tells me WOW now i have enuff and tips me like 20k


then about 20 min later i get an invite to check out his house


i come over and in the middle of his large cor. house is a GIANT P***S(male part) made out of unlocked containers


i ran far and fast



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Kriegmacher
Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:07 am
#1771
shoulda said " No offense but I know people who do it for free"



Eridu Master JediWook Gorath
You need it, I'll KIll it!
Widop Master Smuggler/MBH Bloodfin




- I support Cold beer in large quantities You can too

-I support keeping & balancing the current combat system

________StarWars Galaxies ________
RETURN OF THE JEDI
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DeepProgress
Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:40 am
#1772
I was in Theed the other day and it seems like every time I go there, I get a random tell asking if I can either slice something or sell some faction points. This time was no different. The conversation went something like this:

Random guy: Hey! Can you sell me some faction points? I need 10K.
Me: Sure can. I charge 120 credits per point. (A little high but I don't like doing it all that much)
Random guy: Great! I'll take 10.
Me: Okay, that'll run you 1.2M. Meet me by Theed Palace.
Random guy: 1.2M? I only want 10!
Me (in disbelief): You only want 10 faction points?
Random guy: Yeah.
Me: You told me at the beginning you needed 10,000.
Random guy: Yeah but I didn't think it would cost that much.

At this point I tell him to do a factional mission and leave me the hell alone.



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Rirbret
Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:17 am
#1773
this may have been posted and not really smuggler related, but...


It's been posted on some forums already, not sure about this one.


EDIT: Also, instead of posting again, I'll edit this in: Clicky?. Also edited to attempt clickies, just to test my clickifying skills.

Message Edited by Rirbret on 06-26-2005 01:27 AM

Message Edited by Rirbret on 06-26-2005 02:59 PM



Rirbret Sitioinie
(Scylla)- Trandoshan Imperial Master Smuggler, Master Carbineer, Master Marksman, Double-crossing, no-good swindler.

"Kid, I've flown from one side of the galaxy to the other and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all powerful force that controls everything.
There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny."

Saarek
Sat Jun 25, 2005 11:15 am
#1774


Rirbret wrote:
I'm clicky impaired... this may have been posted and not really smuggler related, but...


It's been posted on some forums already, not sure about this one.



LOL that was great.





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-Firestar-
Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:04 pm
#1775
We need another story. I'm getting bored.



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Nicolas_Frost
Sun Jun 26, 2005 12:06 pm
#1776
-Firestar- wrote:
We need another story. I'm getting bored.




We need new idiots to make new stories; unless you can find some old idiots who just refuse to learn, then you can get some new stories, too.



Jaecob Maragi
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Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
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The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


Nicolas_Frost
Sun Jun 26, 2005 8:28 pm
#1777
No, we're not out of idiots, its just that they're not doing anything new. Thusly, we need new idiots.



Jaecob Maragi
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Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


ClevtonRyles
Sun Jun 26, 2005 9:38 pm
#1778
Plenty of new idiots... we're just lacking new idiot content. I'm sure the next publish will bring about plenty.



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NibblerJr
Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:31 pm
#1779

Heh, I was rather surprised to see one of my friends who had quit sign on today:


Me: Zuko?!


Him: hi do i know u?


Him: oh u must be one of zks friends


Me: Did Zuko sell his account?


Him: no im his roommate


Me: Oh..


*two minutes pass*


Him: where is the mining op


Him: he said i should get some money there


Me: Mining Outpost?


Him: ya


Me: Um...Dantooine.


Him: ok ty


Me: No problem.


*a few minutes pass*


Him: wheres dantoonie



And then a few minutes later:


Him: someone says hell sell me a bone armor bracer for 40000 dollars is that a good deal



/lol





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-Firestar-
Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:54 am
#1780

Wow. That's a first.


The servers are out of idiots? Pffht yeah, right.





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sas-quatch
Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:16 am
#1781

NibblerJr wrote:

Heh, I was rather surprised to see one of my friends who had quit sign on today:

Me: Zuko?!

Him: hi do i know u?

Him: oh u must be one of zks friends

Me: Did Zuko sell his account?

Him: no im his roommate

Me: Oh..

*two minutes pass*

Him: where is the mining op

Him: he said i should get some money there

Me: Mining Outpost?

Him: ya

Me: Um...Dantooine.

Him: ok ty

Me: No problem.

*a few minutes pass*

Him: wheres dantoonie

And then a few minutes later:

Him: someone says hell sell me a bone armor bracer for 40000 dollars is that a good deal

/lol





priceless



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