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Saarek

Thu May 19, 2005 7:59 am

Ok I had another one last night.

I was in Dantooine Mining Outpost last night on my way to buy some resources from a vendor near there. Less than 20 seconds after I get off the shuttle, some Overt Rebelcomes up to me asking if i have the time to slice some weapons for him.

Being a smuggler and having no real affilitations to anyone, I decide ah why not. That's when I remembered I had just finished selling some faction earlier, and I'm probably still overt myself (I haev trouble remembering little details like that), so I checked my status, and thank god, I'm Covert.

In the middle of the slicing, the Rebel asks if I can slice his factional armor also, I said "Sure."

He takes it off and passes it over, and just as we are making the trade, some an Imperial Colonel leaves the shuttle port and immediately starts to fire on him while he's nearly bare-a$$ed. Needless to say, the Rebel is weaponless (I was slicing them), and now armorless (he was trading them). So It was a quick fight.

Being the good natured Smuggler I am, I decided to wait until the Rebel could clone himself and come back to pay me.

While I was waiting I received a 250K tip from the Imperial who kiled him, and then the Rebel tipped me an extra 200K above the 11 items I sliced for him.

All in all, It's a good day when you can make 500K and watch some bloke get his a$$ handed to him.

Yup, definately a good day.

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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

lickme

Thu May 19, 2005 9:19 pm

#1731

best slicer spam ive ever seen

Gentle beings, welcome to slice club.

The 1st rule of slice club is you do not talk about the slice you want.

The 2nd rule of slice club is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE SLICE YOU WANT!

3rd rule of slice club no tips no bank tips just cash in the trade window, if you give me any crap I will delete your stuff.

4th rule all percents are random.

5th rule speed / damage are random.

6th rule effectiveness / encumbrance are random.

7th rule 1k per container & 6k per armor / weapon slice.

& the 8th and final rule buy 4 slices get one free.

laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you.

ChiiTWINS

Thu May 19, 2005 11:07 pm

#1732

Oh, now THAT is good.

.Xilev Tahi.
Purveyor of Starships & Freight
Mon Calamarian protectorate of the ashes of Chii

RicelChtae

Fri May 20, 2005 10:14 am

#1733

I finally have something postable...

I was at MOcrying my wares and skills and get the typical line

I get a tell asking for FP while I'm completely bogged and tell back that I'll meet in Imp Outpost in 5 min.

Well, 5 turns into 10 and I need to log, but this guy is being really patient, so I decide it's only fair.

I finally get there, go Overt and del his FP

Being in a rush I forget to go back Covert before log

When I get on the next day I run to the shuttle to get some stuff done and wonder why this Jedi is staring at me, all of a sudden I remember, as I'm laying on the floor waiting for DB...

I get pissed and decide to go overt again after cloning and pay this guy back

Needless to say as I target him my PC hiccoughs and by the time the lag clears, I am being DB'd again with this Jedi telling me "Go back Covert noob!"

I decided it wasn't my day and hung my head in shame.... LOG

Ricel Chtae

Jedi Practice Dummy

"Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb!"
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Saarek

Fri May 20, 2005 10:46 am

#1734

Ouch.

Jedi arent supposed to be like that.

Guess he's no RPer. Or he was a Sith.

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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

Alpha_Bits

Mon May 23, 2005 7:22 am

#1735

"Jedi aren't supposed to be like that."

Saareck, that's about the funniest thing that I've read in this thread.

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Gith - Professional Scoundrel

"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl

Saarek

Tue May 24, 2005 5:12 am

#1736

Well, "Aren't supposed to" and actually are, are two different things.

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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

Saarek

Tue May 24, 2005 7:11 am

#1737

LOL

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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
------
S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

egbertvanloenen

Tue May 24, 2005 11:31 pm

#1738

i guess Force Cloak also cloaks common sense...

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Rebel Colonel Rasti Rostelli (Euro-Farstar)
Master Smuggler
Master Commando
Bounty Hunter 0201

EnderUK

Thu May 26, 2005 8:08 am

#1739

SBRD0C wrote:

Heres a funny story...

A soldier of the Rebellion who *happens* to be a smuggler is walking around town overt.. a Dark Jedi Decloaks and surpises him and they have a fight, The smugger uses concussion and falls back to his two buddies, soon enough the Jedi Follows and kills all three of them,As the smuggler isabout to die he Tries a Last Ditch, which would have savedhis life except the Jedi was usingAvoidIncap so he could tank 3 fully templated Overt soldiers at once.

Before he Deathblows the smugger the Jedi says: "You know Last Ditch is a really overpowered Game-breaking move"

Yeah I got that about concussion shot and fiegn death. Aprantly they can have avoid incap and I can't have fiegn death

I too use to have a fancy sig, then it got pwned - Kenney Ender

nasafan2

Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:40 pm

#1740

SBRD0C wrote:

Before he Deathblows the smugger the Jedi says: "You know Last Ditch is a really overpowered Game-breaking move"

rofl, now that's hilarious.

Irell Rokich

"We Choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things.

Not because they are easy, but because they are hard." - JFK

MastaDrapheus

Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:09 am

#1741

I just wanna shoot em...over and over...

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Dork: hey can u sell me some drugs

Me: I can sell you some spice...

Dork: whats the difference

Me: Between what?

Dork: drugs and spice

Me: I don't have any drugs...no one does...they're called spice

Dork: so your a chef

Me: No, I'm a Master Smuggler, and my time is valuable

Dork: well then hurry up and tell me where i can get some drugs

--I run off-

Dork: hey man come back

>sigh< Can we put em all on an island or soemthing?

------Drapheus - Master Smuggler, Master Pistoleer, CM 4xxx, Master Grouch, Imperial Colonel - "Accommodating your fight to be rich and evil"------
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Alpha_Bits

Fri Jun 03, 2005 8:12 am

#1742

One of my personal favorite questions:

"how much faction can I get for 500 credits?"

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Gith - Professional Scoundrel

"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl

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