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Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler

Nicolas_Frost
Sat May 14, 2005 10:25 am
#1717



Mack2000mc wrote:
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WranglerDekar wrote:
I was harmlessly checking my spice factories when all of a sudden an imperial base just spawned around me. Now this was no ordinary base, no way. This was the kind with the cells around one side of it and take a guess, i was trapped inside the cells haha. I had to call up my friends to get rid of the base as i was on leave and not combatant haha...how embarassing...maybe i should give up the smuggling gig cuz that was a close one!





So, in other words, you were captured by the Empire and needed your buddies to free you, right?



Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


ChiiTWINS
Sun May 15, 2005 1:54 am
#1718

Talk about content.




.Xilev Tahi.
Purveyor of Starships & Freight
Mon Calamarian protectorate of the ashes of Chii

Saarek
Mon May 16, 2005 9:16 am
#1719

LOL.





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egbertvanloenen
Tue May 17, 2005 5:13 am
#1720

the point where i thought i'd stop was this one:


http://img44.echo.cx/img44/8967/rastishead1jq.jpg


didn't lose my head over that one tho... (had a VERY strong comp helmet at the time(90% base) that protected my pretty face)



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Rebel Colonel Rasti Rostelli (Euro-Farstar)
Master Smuggler
Master Commando
Bounty Hunter 0201
Alpha_Bits
Tue May 17, 2005 11:35 am
#1721

That's gonna leave a mark...



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egbertvanloenen
Tue May 17, 2005 11:30 pm
#1722






Alpha_Bits wrote:
That's gonna leave a mark...






actually it didn't... it's amazing what they can do with Plastic Surgeon andclay nowadays...



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Rebel Colonel Rasti Rostelli (Euro-Farstar)
Master Smuggler
Master Commando
Bounty Hunter 0201
egbertvanloenen
Wed May 18, 2005 2:57 am
#1723






Nicolas_Frost wrote:




egbertvanloenen wrote:





Alpha_Bits wrote:
That's gonna leave a mark...






actually it didn't... it's amazing what they can do with Plastic Surgeon and clay nowadays...







I thought you just had really good armor.

Anyway, I've had a similar experience...





90% of several tons is still pretty heavy



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Rebel Colonel Rasti Rostelli (Euro-Farstar)
Master Smuggler
Master Commando
Bounty Hunter 0201
Nicolas_Frost
Wed May 18, 2005 10:25 am
#1724



egbertvanloenen wrote:


Nicolas_Frost wrote:

egbertvanloenen wrote:


Alpha_Bits wrote:
That's gonna leave a mark...



actually it didn't... it's amazing what they can do with Plastic Surgeon and clay nowadays...





I thought you just had really good armor.

Anyway, I've had a similar experience...



90% of several tons is still pretty heavy





Paramedic: "Bill, get the spatula! STAT!"



Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


TheNola
Wed May 18, 2005 12:16 pm
#1725

Holy cow... 75 pages and going...





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Nicolas_Frost
Wed May 18, 2005 12:19 pm
#1726


egbertvanloenen wrote:


Alpha_Bits wrote:
That's gonna leave a mark...



actually it didn't... it's amazing what they can do with Plastic Surgeon and clay nowadays...





I thought you just had really good armor.

Anyway, I've had a similar experience...



Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


egbertvanloenen
Wed May 18, 2005 11:38 pm
#1727




Saarek wrote:

lol when i get home, I should post the screenie i have of what looks like a Tortur (or wasit a Humbaba?) giving birth to me.


funny stuff.






lol is that something we WANT to see? hehe just kidding, bring it on!



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Rebel Colonel Rasti Rostelli (Euro-Farstar)
Master Smuggler
Master Commando
Bounty Hunter 0201
Saarek
Thu May 19, 2005 12:02 am
#1728

lol when i get home, I should post the screenie i have of what looks like a Tortur (or wasit a Humbaba?) giving birth to me.


funny stuff.





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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

FetaB
Thu May 19, 2005 2:19 am
#1729


Not actualy smuggler related altho i am one but i did have this conversation the other day:


Noob; hi, how do i sleep?


Me: Sorry? sleep?


Noob: Yeah i need to sleep i have loads of wounds and BF


Me: erm you cant sleep u need to get healed


Noob: LOL yeah right really how do i sleep?


Me: really you cant sleep go see a doc for your wounds and entertainer for your BF


Noob: stop winding me up just cos im new thats not fair!


Me: /walk away lmao

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