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Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
OoOOoOoooOo i have a story finally.
Not that it was good, but the entire time i was thinking to myself "Buddy you are soooo ending up on the Smuggler Forums!"
I was minding my own business, advertising imperial faction sales in Bestine, when a rather large, and very pungent wookie walks over to me asking for some imperial faction. 300 points as a matter of fact.
I didnt save the logs (that would have made this post soo much easier), so here is my recollection of the events.
Wookie: I want faction
Me: Ok, it will be 100c/fp bank trasfer only please.
Wookie: Ok i want 300fp.
Me: Great, that will be 30,000creds. Once i receive the creds in my bank, ill delegate you your faction.
Wookie: OK.
about 5-10 min goes by...
Wookie: Wheres my faction?
Me: I need the bank transfer before i delegate your faction.
Wookie: Oh ok. I change my mind then.
Me: Ok If you change your mind, feel free to see me again.
another 5 min goes by...
Wookie: I want 1500 faction.
Me: Ok that will be 150,000creds, bank transfer only please.
Wookie: I dont have any credits. How about I give you 2 lvl 18 mounts instead?
Me: Sorry friend, credits only.
Wookie: F&*$% man, that the problem with the universe today. Everyone wants credits.
Me: Well, I have debts to pay, yo uknow how it is for a Smuggler. 
Wookie: F%^$^in smugglers.
Me: /addignore WOOKIE
Since when did we get such a bad name? LOL
Fluxxen wrote:I had a great conversation yesterday. Since I am a roleplayer things can often become fun when you converse with people the are not roleplaying:Dude: Hey, smuggler. Can you slice my gun?Me: You know, that is illegal...Dude: Illegal?Me: Yeah, are you sure you want it sliced?Dude: Uhm... I am not sure, what could happend?Me: The Empire could come looking for you(I should probably said the law, but as a rebel myself I consider the Empire to be my big law problem).Dude: Thats no problem, I am a high ranking Imperial officer.Me: ...Dude: So, can you slice the gun for me?Me: Sorry, I never heard of slicing or anything related to it.Dude: But you have a Master Smuggler title!Me: Yeah... (changes to fixer title) I am really sorry, I dont know anything about slicing, ok?Dude: Freakin' smuggler! Slice my gun, will you?Me: Are you trying to frame me here?Dude: What? No! I just want my gun sliced! You are nuts!Me: Look, give me the gun and I will take a look at it... maybe polish some details. If you think it works better afterwards then you can just tip me for a good maintenance job, ok?Dude: hand you my gun?!? Cant you just do it in trade window? I WoW you can do upgrades in trade window!Me: /addignore and leaves
Nice roleplay touch there.
I was haning out in the village between Sith attacks last night and offered to do some slicing for FS Sence XP. I had a few takers one was laughing and said he'd try to find something for me to slice. He dug up a Geo Pistol, I didn't even look at the stats sliced it for like 7% speed or something low like that gave it back to him.
He asked what changed and I said, "I dunno didn't look at the stats".
His reply was, "me neither".
I said, "wait, I know what changed, it is now illegal."
His reply was, "everything I own is illegal"