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Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
Vrgoku wrote:
Hey i dont mean to sound like some idiot obnoxiously plugging something of his own agenda
but its time for the smugglers to unite and the movements already underway if you want to be a party of the new Smugglers alliance then
go to Smugglers ALLiance
Little follow up to the Quantum Foam bit for you guys.
I have to be careful when I am slicing now, if my husband's in the room and sees me slicing, he sits behind me and I can hear him chanting, really quiet like "damage slice, damage slice"...even when I am slicing armor. Of course, afterwards, if its a speed slice, he says "you weren't thinking about it, were you?" I just sorta close my eyes, shake my head and pretend he's in my imagination at those points.
Me: I have some WUK’s if that’s what you mean. How many do you need?
AG: 4
Me: Sorry, I don’t know what you’re friend is talking about. Who is it?
AG#1: Hey man, my guildmates are breathing down my neck for armor, give me the WP for the armor.
Me: Sorry man, I don’t know what youre talking about. What armor?
AG#1: Quick f*in with me man, what’s the WP?
Me: I think you have me confused with someone else, I’m the guy that gave you the WUK’s
AG#1: I know! You are wearing SCOUT ARMOR!
Me: No, I’m not wearing scout armor, you’ve got me confused with someone else.
AG#1 OMG WTH Quit f*in with me man!! Give me the WP!!
Me: Do I know you or something?
AG#1 YES! You have known me since launch!!!!
AG#1: Finally!! Give me the WP man, and quit f*in with me!
Me: Ok, you can get the armor at this vendor on Dathomir.
AG#1 OK, what’s the WP?
Me: -3321 -2451 (or some random WP numbers that I pulled out of my Smuggler’s Pocket)
AG#1: OK cool thanks man, finally!
Moral #2.
No matter what waypoints a smuggler gives you... send your firend instead.
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Saarek wrote:
Moral #2.
No matter what waypoints a smuggler gives you... send your firend instead.
I am out grinding away for some pistol xp (pre CU) at Theed. (I know not exactly the toughest place, but I was lazy). Then I get a tell
Other: Hey can you slice armor
Me: No not yet, I only have slicing 2
Other: Well what can you slice
Me: Mission terminals, locked containers, and weapons
Other: OK Thanks
Then I get an email the guy tipped me 10K for that.
Day 2:
Same guy sends me a tell again as I am in the medical center working on some medic xp.
Other: Can you slice armor?
Me: No, I still only have slicing 2. You asked me yesterday too.
Other: Oh how much longer til you can slice armor?
Me: I got about 5 slices of locked containers or weapons to go.
Other: OK
Me: You know I am sure there are other smugglers out there who can slice your armor.
Other: I am too lazy to go to another planet to look.
Then I get another 10K tip from the guy.
Day 3: During day 2 a guildmate gave me 100 locked containers for grinding.
Still on Theed
Other: Hey can you slice armor?
Me: 3 days in a row and you still haven't found anyone who can slice armor?
Other: No I am too lazy to go to another planet to look.
Me: Well I can slice armor now, but a master would probably get a better result.
Other: No need for a master I just want it sliced.
Me: OK, I can slice it for you.
Me: Sure, I'll be there in a moment.
Invites me to group (Don't really know why)
I accept
Other: Just a moment, I'll go get the armor
Me: OK
I then look at the group member list and all of the sudden he is on Tattooine
Me: If you were too lazy to go to another planet to look for a smuggler why wasn't the armor with you on Naboo
Other: My inventory was full, and I didn't want it to decay in case I died.
Just left it at that.
Couple minutes later he shows up and trades me a full set of Composite
I again ask if he would rather a master smuggler slice it for probable better results.
Other: No go ahead.
I slice it. Can't remember the specifics. Some good, some not so good.
I trade it back to him.
I get a 100K tip from the guy.
Me: Did you mean to only give me 10K instead of the 100K you gave me?
Other: No, after 3 days of putting up with me you deserve it.
Great customer but the lazy part was funny when he still had to go to another planet to get his stuff for someone with Slicing 3 to take care of it.
Message Edited by Dariane_Kamutsovy on 05-08-2005 06:37 AM