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Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
Jaguarrr
Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:24 am
#1640
Fernas wrote:
why are you bumping? its stickied!
People don't read stickies... thats why...
WesBelden
Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:54 am
#1641
Jaguarrr wrote:
Fernas wrote:
why are you bumping? its stickied!
People don't read stickies... thats why...
Fernas
Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:12 am
#1642
Jaguarrr wrote:
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People don't read stickies... thats why...
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ha! you got me! the "slicing is not random!" threads prove you right. 
Jaguarrr
Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:01 am
#1643
Fernas wrote:
Jaguarrr wrote:
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People don't read stickies... thats why...
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ha! you got me! the "slicing is not random!" threads prove you right.
That is what it makes so sad...
TheGliphster
Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:55 am
#1644
I feel so left out. Been a master smuggler for 10 months now and I have no stories to add to this.
LgEnder
Thu Mar 31, 2005 9:29 pm
#1645
The below is a word for word conversation.
So there I was standing in a friends house waiting for him so I could slice his 2 Krayt DE-10s (417 and 420), when I get a random tell...
amanaman : hey
me : Hello.
amanaman : i got a bussniess prop for u
me : Spill it.
amanaman : i got a house pretty much first row on coronet south of it and i am a armorsmith i need my armors sliced and i figure since it costs tons of money to have a shop i coronet in the location would u slice my armor for low prices and u couldhave a vendor in my shop
amanaman : and i wanna help sumone out
me : Sorry I don't need or want a vendor at the moment.
amanaman : well would u be my slicer
me : I charge 10 per slice for bulk slicing.
amanaman : u no how expsive that is
me : Would be less if auto-pull was ever fixed.
me : plus with composite the color select window always comes up...
amanaman : geez
me : Most Master Smugglers charge more for bulk slicing these days, ask around.
me : No one wants to take the time at anything as cheap as you are probably looking for.
me : It's just too much hassle with the bugs I mentioned.
me : I make my Smuggler related incoem from selling Faction Points anyway, it's on a much mroe clear cut system.
amanaman : dude i no a nuts one its just hes not on he almost gets 35%ers everytime hes force enached
me : FS skills do not enchance slicing in anyway.
me : FS Luck only gives increased credit loots from NPC kills, and nothing more.
amanaman : ur just too dumb to no how
me : Mhmmmm, right.
/addignore amanaman
I love how someone who can't even spell "know" calls me dumb. Makes me feel all warm and tingly.
So there I was standing in a friends house waiting for him so I could slice his 2 Krayt DE-10s (417 and 420), when I get a random tell...
amanaman : hey
me : Hello.
amanaman : i got a bussniess prop for u
me : Spill it.
amanaman : i got a house pretty much first row on coronet south of it and i am a armorsmith i need my armors sliced and i figure since it costs tons of money to have a shop i coronet in the location would u slice my armor for low prices and u couldhave a vendor in my shop
amanaman : and i wanna help sumone out
me : Sorry I don't need or want a vendor at the moment.
amanaman : well would u be my slicer
me : I charge 10 per slice for bulk slicing.
amanaman : u no how expsive that is
me : Would be less if auto-pull was ever fixed.
me : plus with composite the color select window always comes up...
amanaman : geez
me : Most Master Smugglers charge more for bulk slicing these days, ask around.
me : No one wants to take the time at anything as cheap as you are probably looking for.
me : It's just too much hassle with the bugs I mentioned.
me : I make my Smuggler related incoem from selling Faction Points anyway, it's on a much mroe clear cut system.
amanaman : dude i no a nuts one its just hes not on he almost gets 35%ers everytime hes force enached
me : FS skills do not enchance slicing in anyway.
me : FS Luck only gives increased credit loots from NPC kills, and nothing more.
amanaman : ur just too dumb to no how
me : Mhmmmm, right.
/addignore amanaman
I love how someone who can't even spell "know" calls me dumb. Makes me feel all warm and tingly.
Attichutcuk
Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:42 pm
#1646
Hey guys...I was running through Keren with the fixer titleone day when i see this newb....heres how the convo went.
Him: Hey.
Me: Hi.....can i help you?
Him: Yeah..can you fix some of my stuff? (note: I had the fixer title on)
Me: no.. why would i be able to?
Him: Well your title says your a fixer
Me: oh lol.....that.....its a smuggler title. I dont actually fix stuff
Him: well then what dosmugglers do?
Me: slice weapons and make spices
Me: oh yeah..and sell faction
Me: but i dont slice... i only sell faction
Him: Well can you sell me 4000 rebel faction?
Me: Nah, sorry
Him: Why not?
Me:I'm Imperial
Him: oh..well what is slicing?
Me: It upgrades your weapon
Him:isnt that called a powerup?
Me: no a powerup has limited uses
Him:so a slice lasts forever?
Me:yeah
Him:Well can you slice my weapon?
Me:no...remember i said i dont slice?
Him: oh yeah. sorry
Me:heh...don't worry about it...it happens
Him:so when can you slice this?
Me:no....i dont think you get it...i will never slice
Him: oh okay...just tell me when you can
Me:i just said i dont slice and i never will
Him:yeah just tell me when you can
Me: omg are you even listening?
Him:yeah you said you dont slice so im asking you to tell me when you can
Me:im never going to be able to slice
Him:i'll pay you 200 credits
*at this point im thinking: oh my god does this guy speak english?*
Me:k i will not slice EVER but there are alot of people who will
Him:yeah whatever this is BS im going away now you @$$
Me:uh..okay
Him:f*ck you
Me:/addignore guy
Lession i've learned.
NEVER talk to newbs about slicing!
Message Edited by Attichutcuk on 04-03-2005 07:45 PM
Nicolas_Frost
Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:33 pm
#1647
Attichutcuk wrote:Hey guys...I was running through Keren with the fixer title one day when i see this newb....heres how the convo went.Him: Hey.Me: Hi.....can i help you?Him: Yeah..can you fix some of my stuff? (note: I had the fixer title on)Me: no.. why would i be able to?Him: Well your title says your a fixerMe: oh lol.....that.....its a smuggler title. I dont actually fix stuffHim: well then what do smugglers do?Me: slice weapons and make spicesMe: oh yeah..and sell factionMe: but i dont slice... i only sell factionHim: Well can you sell me 4000 rebel faction?Me: Nah, sorryHim: Why not?Me:I'm ImperialHim: oh..well what is slicing?Me: It upgrades your weaponHim:isnt that called a powerup?Me: no a powerup has limited usesHim:so a slice lasts forever?Me:yeahHim:Well can you slice my weapon?Me:no...remember i said i dont slice?Him: oh yeah. sorryMe:heh...don't worry about it...it happensHim:so when can you slice this?Me:no....i dont think you get it...i will never sliceHim: oh okay...just tell me when you canMe:i just said i dont slice and i never willHim:yeah just tell me when you canMe: omg are you even listening?Him:yeah you said you dont slice so im asking you to tell me when you canMe:im never going to be able to sliceHim:i'll pay you 200 credits*at this point im thinking: oh my god does this guy speak english?*Me:k i will not slice EVER but there are alot of people who willHim:yeah whatever this is BS im going away now you @$$Me:uh..okayHim:f*ck youMe:/addignore guyLession i've learned.NEVER talk to newbs about slicing!
Message Edited by Attichutcuk on 04-03-2005 07:45 PM
You shoulda just said "I *can*, but I won't." Then if he didn't get it, just walk off.
Eulbobo
Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:15 am
#1648
You shoulda just said "I *can*, but I won't." Then if he didn't get it, just walk off.
Or just "i need some ingredients i don't have to slice right now... Can you hunt these for me? And i'll make it free for you. I need rancor hide. You will find them on dathomir. And if you can Kill a nightsister and take some of her hide, it will be even better"....
Jaguarrr
Mon Apr 04, 2005 6:18 am
#1649
Eulbobo wrote:
You shoulda just said "I *can*, but I won't." Then if he didn't get it, just walk off.
Or just "i need some ingredients i don't have to slice right now... Can you hunt these for me? And i'll make it free for you. I need rancor hide. You will find them on dathomir. And if you can Kill a nightsister and take some of her hide, it will be even better"....
Quenker Tears, Carrion Spat Feathers and Crystal Snake Footnails...
Cendatinea
Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:33 am
#1650
Ok, maybe not a chuckle, but it made me giggle.
I had two guys ask me for slices yesterday. One was a powerhammer, the other a scythe. I got damage slices on both, one was a 24%, the other a 30%. Different guys, and I got the same response:
"i love you"
Who knew slicing would lead to love?
Message Edited by Cendatinea on 04-05-2005 06:57 AM
Attichutcuk
Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:07 am
#1651
Nicolas_Frost wrote:
Attichutcuk wrote:
Hey guys...I was running through Keren with the fixer title one day when i see this newb....heres how the convo went.
Him: Hey.
Me: Hi.....can i help you?
Him: Yeah..can you fix some of my stuff? (note: I had the fixer title on)
Me: no.. why would i be able to?
Him: Well your title says your a fixer
Me: oh lol.....that.....its a smuggler title. I dont actually fix stuff
Him: well then what do smugglers do?
Me: slice weapons and make spices
Me: oh yeah..and sell faction
Me: but i dont slice... i only sell faction
Him: Well can you sell me 4000 rebel faction?
Me: Nah, sorry
Him: Why not?
Me:I'm Imperial
Him: oh..well what is slicing?
Me: It upgrades your weapon
Him:isnt that called a powerup?
Me: no a powerup has limited uses
Him:so a slice lasts forever?
Me:yeah
Him:Well can you slice my weapon?
Me:no...remember i said i dont slice?
Him: oh yeah. sorry
Me:heh...don't worry about it...it happens
Him:so when can you slice this?
Me:no....i dont think you get it...i will never slice
Him: oh okay...just tell me when you can
Me:i just said i dont slice and i never will
Him:yeah just tell me when you can
Me: omg are you even listening?
Him:yeah you said you dont slice so im asking you to tell me when you can
Me:im never going to be able to slice
Him:i'll pay you 200 credits
*at this point im thinking: oh my god does this guy speak english?*
Me:k i will not slice EVER but there are alot of people who will
Him:yeah whatever this is BS im going away now you @$$
Me:uh..okay
Him:f*ck you
Me:/addignore guy
Lession i've learned.
NEVER talk to newbs about slicing!
Message Edited by Attichutcuk on 04-03-2005 07:45 PM
You shoulda just said "I *can*, but I won't." Then if he didn't get it, just walk off.
lol i ran off on the red line. Then he started sending me tells....