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Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler

egbertvanloenen
Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:58 am
#1626

try popping a pixie in front of them in 1 search, then(14 mins later) being scanned AGAIN, and then puking over the stormtroopers white armour... i passed both scans without any smuggler skills


i think those stormies were on pixie themselves :S



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Rebel Colonel Rasti Rostelli (Euro-Farstar)
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Master Commando
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Jenine_Splicer
Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:39 am
#1627

ROFLMAO



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*Anger makes us all stupid.*
DARTHBAYLOR
Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:24 am
#1628

absolutely the most funny awesome thread ever , i just made nov smuggler today , hope I can post my own 2 cents pretty soon , from the look of some of these , it wont be too long lol , this sort of fun is what makes this game worth the monthly subs




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egbertvanloenen
Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:59 am
#1629






DARTHBAYLOR wrote:

absolutely the most funny awesome thread ever , i just made nov smuggler today , hope I can post my own 2 cents pretty soon , from the look of some of these , it wont be too long lol , this sort of fun is what makes this game worth the monthly subs






wait... u actuallyWANT to get in touch with these people?!?!?


guess im not the only sicko hehe





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Rebel Colonel Rasti Rostelli (Euro-Farstar)
Master Smuggler
Master Commando
Bounty Hunter 0201
KaiRan
Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:02 pm
#1630

"How much for a Foward Outpost???"

"I'll have to check the daily rate, changes based on the GCW. How many do you need? and what kind?"

"What does it look like?!?"

"We're standing in one now..."

"really? cool! ok, so one plz, PVE small one, not the big SF ones!"

/sigh "Ok, I'll calculate the price... you know you can place up to three? and every one of these you buy, you get 2 more free."

"Cool! ok, I'll just take 2 free ones then."

"Um... thats not *quite* how it works... "

Message Edited by KaiRan on 03-24-2005 02:04 PM



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citizen_of_the_republic
Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:20 am
#1631






egbertvanloenen wrote:

try popping a pixie in front of them in 1 search, then(14 mins later) being scanned AGAIN, and then puking over the stormtroopers white armour... i passed both scans without any smuggler skills


i think those stormies were on pixie themselves :S






Odd...I had an imperial char (deleted now..but he did exist) and once I had a muon downer while talking to the imperial recruiter....he incapped me and accused me of stealing the papers of an Imperial citizen



Once a smuggler...always a smuggler...yes..even if you don't get to smuggle...
egbertvanloenen
Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:02 am
#1632






citizen_of_the_republic wrote:





egbertvanloenen wrote:

try popping a pixie in front of them in 1 search, then(14 mins later) being scanned AGAIN, and then puking over the stormtroopers white armour... i passed both scans without any smuggler skills


i think those stormies were on pixie themselves :S






Odd...I had an imperial char (deleted now..but he did exist) and once I had a muon downer while talking to the imperial recruiter....he incapped me and accused me of stealing the papers of an Imperial citizen






that's the same as if u'd use the /puke command on one... they always incap u instantly...



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Rebel Colonel Rasti Rostelli (Euro-Farstar)
Master Smuggler
Master Commando
Bounty Hunter 0201
Kyllan
Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:56 am
#1633

Oops sorry, nevermind

Message Edited by Kyllan on 03-28-2005 08:57 AM

Message Edited by Kyllan on 03-28-2005 08:58 AM



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Seanboy
Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:29 pm
#1634



In Cor the other day, this all happens in Spacial


Loser: Need rifle sliced

Me: OK cost you 10k

Loser:F**k youI never pay anything like that, your rip off *#&%

Niceguy: 10k can you slice 3 full comp suits and 5 weps please

Loser: Man are you dumb did you see his prices

Niceguy: Yes, I am not stupid, I can read and I know what it takes to be a Master Smuggler

Me: Thanks

Loser: Your both idiots

Niceguy: trades me his stuff

Niceguy: Hey Loser dual ya - he will be busy for a few

Loser: Man I will so kill you

Loser is incapped in about 7 secs

Niceguy: Public vote - DB or not DB

Cor Spaceport Majority: DB

Loser: Trip to the cloner


Nice to have someone sticking up for you - guess as a smuggler you get used to people being rude to you.

Message Edited by Seanboy on 03-29-2005 03:31 PM



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Lynnth
Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:17 pm
#1635

lets /bump it agian



Lynnth - Chilastra Master Smuggler, Master Pistoleer, Master Privateer Pilot, Colonel in the Alliance
Lynnth
Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:42 pm
#1636

That would be a nice feature



Lynnth - Chilastra Master Smuggler, Master Pistoleer, Master Privateer Pilot, Colonel in the Alliance
Lynnth
Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:55 pm
#1637

WHAT THE HECK??????



Lynnth - Chilastra Master Smuggler, Master Pistoleer, Master Privateer Pilot, Colonel in the Alliance
Lynnth
Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:13 pm
#1638

I want to nominate this for "Funniest and Stupidest post of all"




Lynnth - Chilastra Master Smuggler, Master Pistoleer, Master Privateer Pilot, Colonel in the Alliance
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