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Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
egbertvanloenen
Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:58 am
#1626
try popping a pixie in front of them in 1 search, then(14 mins later) being scanned AGAIN, and then puking over the stormtroopers white armour... i passed both scans without any smuggler skills 
i think those stormies were on pixie themselves :S
DARTHBAYLOR
Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:24 am
#1628
absolutely the most funny awesome thread ever , i just made nov smuggler today , hope I can post my own 2 cents pretty soon , from the look of some of these , it wont be too long lol
, this sort of fun is what makes this game worth the monthly subs
egbertvanloenen
Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:59 am
#1629
DARTHBAYLOR wrote:
absolutely the most funny awesome thread ever , i just made nov smuggler today , hope I can post my own 2 cents pretty soon , from the look of some of these , it wont be too long lol, this sort of fun is what makes this game worth the monthly subs
wait... u actuallyWANT to get in touch with these people?!?!?
guess im not the only sicko hehe
KaiRan
Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:02 pm
#1630
"How much for a Foward Outpost???"
"I'll have to check the daily rate, changes based on the GCW. How many do you need? and what kind?"
"What does it look like?!?"
"We're standing in one now..."
"really? cool! ok, so one plz, PVE small one, not the big SF ones!"
/sigh "Ok, I'll calculate the price... you know you can place up to three? and every one of these you buy, you get 2 more free."
"Cool! ok, I'll just take 2 free ones then."
"Um... thats not *quite* how it works... "
"I'll have to check the daily rate, changes based on the GCW. How many do you need? and what kind?"
"What does it look like?!?"
"We're standing in one now..."
"really? cool! ok, so one plz, PVE small one, not the big SF ones!"
/sigh "Ok, I'll calculate the price... you know you can place up to three? and every one of these you buy, you get 2 more free."
"Cool! ok, I'll just take 2 free ones then."
"Um... thats not *quite* how it works... "
Message Edited by KaiRan on 03-24-2005 02:04 PM
citizen_of_the_republic
Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:20 am
#1631
egbertvanloenen wrote:
try popping a pixie in front of them in 1 search, then(14 mins later) being scanned AGAIN, and then puking over the stormtroopers white armour... i passed both scans without any smuggler skills
i think those stormies were on pixie themselves :S
Odd...I had an imperial char (deleted now..but he did exist) and once I had a muon downer while talking to the imperial recruiter....he incapped me and accused me of stealing the papers of an Imperial citizen
egbertvanloenen
Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:02 am
#1632
citizen_of_the_republic wrote:
egbertvanloenen wrote:
try popping a pixie in front of them in 1 search, then(14 mins later) being scanned AGAIN, and then puking over the stormtroopers white armour... i passed both scans without any smuggler skills
i think those stormies were on pixie themselves :S
Odd...I had an imperial char (deleted now..but he did exist) and once I had a muon downer while talking to the imperial recruiter....he incapped me and accused me of stealing the papers of an Imperial citizen
that's the same as if u'd use the /puke command on one... they always incap u instantly...
Kyllan
Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:56 am
#1633
Oops sorry, nevermind
Message Edited by Kyllan on 03-28-2005 08:57 AM
Message Edited by Kyllan on 03-28-2005 08:58 AM
Seanboy
Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:29 pm
#1634
In Cor the other day, this all happens in Spacial
Loser: Need rifle sliced
Me: OK cost you 10k
Loser:F**k youI never pay anything like that, your rip off *#&%
Niceguy: 10k can you slice 3 full comp suits and 5 weps please
Loser: Man are you dumb did you see his prices
Niceguy: Yes, I am not stupid, I can read and I know what it takes to be a Master Smuggler
Me: Thanks
Loser: Your both idiots
Niceguy: trades me his stuff
Niceguy: Hey Loser dual ya - he will be busy for a few
Loser: Man I will so kill you
Loser is incapped in about 7 secs
Niceguy: Public vote - DB or not DB
Cor Spaceport Majority: DB
Loser: Trip to the cloner
Nice to have someone sticking up for you - guess as a smuggler you get used to people being rude to you.
Message Edited by Seanboy on 03-29-2005 03:31 PM
Lynnth
Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:13 pm
#1638
I want to nominate this for "Funniest and Stupidest post of all"