Weaponsmith Archive
Thread: Questions you NEVER ask a weaponsmith...
1st day - Im on my WS toon
dude: hi, can you make me a weapon (right! I didnt expect anything else)
me: hi there, sure I can but I have to log, send me mail and Ill see what I can do for you.
same day - jedi toon
same dude: hi, can you make me a weapon (wth - how does he know? ahh prolly reading forums or someone told him, whatever)
me: did you send mail Ive asked you? when I log my ws Ill see what I can do
dude: ok
next day - ws toon
same dude: hi,can you make me a good VL (btw I didnt get any emails from him)
me: hi, sry but I cant make a good one, I have some looted pre CU which are better then I can craft post CU, with more then 1K dmg and 300+ dps
dude: ok, but can you craft me one?
me: I got post CU crafted as well on the vendor Nova Guns - Ranged and Melee, go and check em, compare with looted ones I got on Specials vendor
dude: ok will do
me: cool
same day - jedi toon
same dude: (same question)
me: (same question) + I send him wp, may be he didnt know where my vendors is
5-10 mins later
dude: ok, you were right (and blah blah blah) I'll buy looted one
me: cool then, have fun and good luck mate
dude: ty
you wont believe me what happened 2 or even 3 days later!
Im on my ws toon.
same dude: hi, can you make me a good VL?
(AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII! but always trying to be very polite)
me: we have already discussed this and you even bought one!
dude: ahh yes - its you, bb
me: bb
ps. but my favorite one still, "can you make me a 10 crates of nades now?" - "no" - "why? I have the money" - "I have enough and sorry Im busy, send me mail" - "I got more then you! and you just lost 3-6 Mils!"
i was gonna do ws (ended up dropping it) in first 15 min someone comes up to me and asks THE QUESTION
person-hey can u make me a weapon?
me-um i just got novice so i cant make much
person- i need a scatter pistol
me-srry man cant make those
person-oh dang, well can u make me a bowcaster? (wasnt a wookie i dont know if nonwookies can use them but didnt think so, oh and cl10)
me-um nope cant make that either (i kinda knew him so was being patient)
person-wat can u make?
me-CDEFs
person-oh ok willu be able to make me one in an hour?
me-closer to 2 weeks i think, better look somwhere else
person-ok (end of conversation)
well laterin thenext few days he offered to take me hunting with him on dant. i said ok. now i am in the guild he belongs too, a veteran rebel guild that is mostly composed of jedi (incedentaly i was the second imp out of 55 members), i opened a shop with him and a guild member by theed, the three of us are very good in-game friends and everything is great, just goes to show that u never know wat will happen so it pays to be nice
All i have to say is "do you make armor"
Message Edited by dorisk on 09-06-2005 10:34 AM
Ok so i am a novice weaponsmith and earlier today i got this
Customer: Hey, can you make heavy weapons like flamethrowers n stuff?
Me: No i am only a novice weaponsmith
Customer: So you cant make flamethrowers?
Me: No.. i am only a novice weaponsmith, so unless you want a D18 pistol i suggest you go find a master weaponsmith
Customer: Not even an heavy acid rifle?
Me: /addignore
I mean.. how dumb can you get?
*Swish* 
You can get very dumb
tubeway wrote:
Ok so i am a novice weaponsmith and earlier today i got this
Customer: Hey, can you make heavy weapons like flamethrowers n stuff?
Me: No i am only a novice weaponsmith
Customer: So you cant make flamethrowers?
Me: No.. i am only a novice weaponsmith, so unless you want a D18 pistol i suggest you go find a master weaponsmith
Customer: Not even an heavy acid rifle?
Me: /addignore
I mean.. how dumb can you get?
Your an idiot, all those questions are resonable, except for the one about you taking they're gun. I ask all those questions, I don't want to get a bad deal, your just a stuck up jerk who can't just relax.
Oh and btw "Uber" is used by everyone BUT yourself, because your a bitter old man. Get a life.