Weaponsmith Archive
Thread: Questions you NEVER ask a weaponsmith...
Rhadida wrote:
Swalex1100 wrote:
Heh! Great thread! I've had a few of these before but my personal favourite came a few days ago...
There I was minding my own business at the MO bazaar buying up some theme park loot when I get a tell out of the blue...
Guy: hi
Me: Hello!
Guy:can u make scythes
Me: Yes
Guy: i need a scythe for 50k
Me: I'm sorry, I don't sell Scythes that cheap and you'd be hard pushed to find a WS that does.
Guy: plz plz plz make me a scythe for 50k im desparate
Me: I'm sorry but Scythes take a lot of sub components to make and they cost me around 300k to buy per Scythe.
Guy: plz i really need a scythe and i only have 50k plz can you make me one
Me: Look, a scythe is out of your price range, however I make good Power Hammers for 6k each. Would you like a WP to my vendor?
Guy: hammers are too slow i need a scythe plz will u make me one
Me NO! I already told you that Scythes cost me 300k each to make! Why would I want to make a 250k loss on a weapon I can quite easily sell for 600k+? I'm not in the business of losing money, and if you are as desparate as you say you are, you can get a buff for 15k and go and do some missions like the rest of the galaxy instead of whining and begging.
Guy:ok thx
What really got me was his response to my rant. At the very least I expected some mindless slander and abuse but no, just an ok thx. I couldn't help but feel let down.
He I know this guy, I have had the same questions a few days ago
Dude: Do you sell scythes?
Me: Yepp there are about 10 on my vendor varying between 500k and 1000k.
Dude: Can I have one?
Me: Just go to my vendor and look for yourself to find one that suits you.
I got a tell like 30 mins later.
Dude: There are not 500k to 1000k, they are 500000 to 1000000 that's not what you said!!!
Me: DUH 500k==> K=1000 so 500*1000=500.000.
Dude: Oh can I have one for 3000 credits because you have 10 of them and you are a rich WS.
Me: NO but look at my cheap sliced weapons vender and buy a cheap sliced PH (only 2.5k=2500 credits) and go and hunt some so you can afford better weapons.
Dude: Why won't you help me, because I am a noob??? You are a rich WS,a dn you have 10 Scythes, you must give me one!!!1!
Me: I also have 6000 Vibro Knucklers and 4000 Power Hammers wanna trade 1000 of each!!!!!!!!
No respons after that
hehe
Man what do those newbs think, that we give away everything because we have so many of them, hehe, like they do that in RL.
LOL its not like WE work hard to get OUR money. Noobs forget that we were noobs too (but with much less to work from) we worked damn hard to get our skills and money. I think even noobs should work hard to get what they need (whats the point of playing the game if your not going to enjoy getting money?). I hate beggers and I hate people that won't take no for an awnser.
One day I got a message from a dude that wanted my stromtrooper helmet.
I told him "its will cost ya about 300k"
poor sap (litteraly) wanted to pay 40k for the thing. He woundn't shut up and he woundn't stop folliwung me. I had to finally took the guy out hunting to get him off my back.
Well Congrats on your tactful success
I had this one a day ago:
CL1: Hey i hear you can make weapons
Me: Sure if you mean newbie weapons, CDEF's and such lol. I'm only a novice.
CL1: Can you make me an Uber CDEF Carbine?
Maybe it was fate or i had my Rolling on the floor macro on but i couldnt get up for at least 10 minutes.
I ended up giving him my old DLT20a because of it.
Guy: "can u make me a custom acid stream launcher?"
Me: "Yeah, sure. Do you want it made for high max damage, DPS, or low SAC?"
guy: "no thx"
...kay.
Delta_Achilles wrote:i just started the game 3 days ago on shadowfire server. i hadn't seen a single MWS yet so wen i found one i wanted to buy a D18. i had read these forums and took great care not to ask any of these questions. no hi or anything here is how the conversation went.me:excuse me can i have a waypoint to your vendor?MWS:sure but its on naboomeh ok thanks
MWS:wat are you looking for?me:a D18me:you woulnd't happen to have any recources for them on you would u? (he had just stopped taking samples)MWS:nope srry, most MWS dont make themmek thanks (exit)
2 minutes later an email was sent to me telling me i was the first person to ask him a polite and intelligent question and there was an attachment of 100k. then he gave me a swoop. (this was alot for me considering the most i had had so far was 5k)this goes to show for all of you people who posted here that MWS are grumpy, they aren't, you just have to ask questions that are intellegent.if anyones knows shevon tell him that i say thanks yet again
I'll list out my encounter with 2 noobs later... not intelligent, not polite and pretty damn stoopid...
Me: I can, though I don't usually.
Guy: make me 1 now.
Me: You're Novice Commando, you can't use it yet.
Guy: Dule me for it, u win i go away, i win u give me a PFT
Me: I'm a crafter...
(Pulls out bomb droid, hits timer)
3..
2..
/duel
1..
Dead Novice Commando, entertained Weaponsmith.
lol some of these are great. I just had a gem of my own:
player: Can you make a DE-10
me: yes I can but I don't have any barrels at the moment and you can only loot them in the Death Watch Bunker on Endor
player: oh ok
pause 5min
Same Player: I got some really good krayt tissues can you put them in a DE-10 for me
me: Ummm... no I still don't have any barrels (because us CL 1s can go and own the DWB in 5 min)
Player: well can't you craft them
me: no the barrels for the DE-10 are looted alone, and you are probbaly better off putting your krayt tissues in a different gun. Post-CU the DE-10 is only a level 40 weapon.
Player: oh ok, then can you just make me a normal DE-10
me: No sorry, like I said earlyer I have no barrels
Player: Well let me know when you can make me a DE-10
me: Ok
pause 5-10 min
Same player: Can you make DE-10s now
/addignore
Problem Solved
I was in Mos Eisly yesterday, setting up a house and vendor for when i have enough stock. I was struck by the amount of 'noobs' wandering around confused and not a few begging. They weren't leet types but somewhat pushy. I had my Master Tailor tag as i have all i need to craft clothes and ended up clothing a poor little Twi'lek girl with over a dozen socketed custom items for 1k. I am a soft touch, I know. They were pushy and ignorant. One fellow was wandering around asking how come he wasn't getting scoutxp. I was holding someone elses hand at the time and he wandered of before I could explain harvesting organics to him. I half wonder if he had nov scout in the first place. I had this CL7 fellow wanting to get imperial armour, he freaked when I asked if he had a spare million and a half. I then explained as best I could the novice elite requirments for armour and the faction point system.
These kids are going to be angry about stats and prices I think because they are used to the fps style of game which this isn't and the promotion techniques of the marketing team will have given them unreallistic expectations. They dont know what or why we cant give them what they want. They will feel ripped off and not without justification, but it is not we crafters that have done so but the 'dream-makers'at SOE who have sold them an image of the game that it isn't strictly true. However these new players won't know this and some will no doubt turn on crafters in ignorance and in pain. I can only advise turn off your 'Master xxxxx' title, make your character anonymous and make soothing sounds when confronted whilst hitting the burst run icon.
Or you could tell them to go the krayt graveyard to pick up some tissue or pearls that the dead krayts leave when they die. Eh.
Anyway I don't think the ignorant questions are going to reduce in frequency in the near future.
Dyken A'Kre
Bothan Mastrer Artisan, Weaponsmith and Tailor and recent holder of newbie hands![]()
Farstar Residence near Kimo town on Lok ( Frequently incapped while looking out the door at the weather)
I only have one so far. I guess its the price I pay for not being that well known. ![]()
As you know, a long game session leads to a few afk sessions. I was afk less then 2 minutes. I get a tell shortly after I get away from the sound of the tell.
xserverbob: hey
a minute later
xserverbob: stop ignoreing me, ill never shop at your shop again
Yes, the guy was sending me a tell from another server, at first I thought it was a friend yanking my chain. So I reply back messing around, who would have thought I would be getting weapon orders from other server.
me: ok, dont shop at my vendors I dont care. (I was messing around, thinking it was a friend)
xserverbob: its me
me: Oh, right, hows the wife and kids? (like "its me" answered the question of who me is)
after a few minutes
xserverbob: its jim
Relising who it was after a few seconds of my brain in over drive. It was a noob I helped the day before. He wanted a weapon, a good one and had 2k. So I gave him a few weapons free and a speeder. He walked 3k to my shop, getting killed twice and cloneing back to point A. I felt sorry for him. So now I am confused cause hes sending me tells across servers, then threatening not to shop at my vendors again, which he has yet to do the first time to have an "again."
me: hey
xserverbob: I need a weapon
me: how do you suppose I get it to you? you are on a different server.
xserverbob: I want a rantok blade
knowing I am in way too deep now.
me: go do jabbas theme park, he gives them away free, and you get some nice loot and money
xserverbob: ok
have yet to hear from him again, let alone a purchase from him, or an "again" purchase.
That conversation has caused brain damage I know it.
I have another, but its not exactally WS specific. I assume most people think one profession goes with another and assume if that person is one they are the other. Like some WS are also AS and some DE are Archs. I am a DE/WS.
I was running through Theed one morning, I had my MDE tag up, no clue why, I usually dont have a tag on any of my toons.
bob: hey
me: hello
bob: are you an Arch?
me: nope
bob: do you have any equipment factories?
me: nope (asking if I am an Arch then asking about factories, puts 1 and 1 together hes shopping for them)
bob: then how do you make stuff?
me: in factories
bob: sell me one
me: I dont have any for sale
bob: sell me one of yours
me: no, I only have 5,thats how I make my money, not to mention they are working, filled with parts and resources and I have over half a million maintenence in them each.
bob: so is that a no?
me: yes
bob: so you do have one for sale?
me: no, i do not, i an not an arch, i have no factories for sale, all mine are busy, I am not selling any, you can not have mine, find an arch, use the planet map and find one, they are around, I have found them, thats where i got my factories
bob: I just need one
me: /logout (I was just passing through Theed to get home, I was logging for the night anyway)
Message Edited by ackam on 07-01-2005 10:39 AM
IG-183930292 wrote:lol some of these are great. I just had a gem of my own:
player: Can you make a DE-10
me: yes I can but I don't have any barrels at the moment and you can only loot them in the Death Watch Bunker on Endor
player: oh ok
pause 5min
Same Player: I got some really good krayt tissues can you put them in a DE-10 for me
me: Ummm... no I still don't have any barrels (because us CL 1s can go and own the DWB in 5 min)
Player: well can't you craft them
me: no the barrels for the DE-10 are looted alone, and you are probbaly better off putting your krayt tissues in a different gun. Post-CU the DE-10 is only a level 40 weapon.
Player: oh ok, then can you just make me a normal DE-10
me: No sorry, like I said earlyer I have no barrels
Player: Well let me know when you can make me a DE-10
me: Ok
pause 5-10 min
Same player: Can you make DE-10s now
/addignore
Problem Solved
DE-10 is lvl 54 btw
Still I don't like impatient customers and he woulda hit addignore faster if I was talking to him